Suspect kid may be up to no good, need a windows non-rootkit rootkit

Hi Jow Forums ,

Are there any open source monitoring tools for Windows 10? I suspect my kid may be up to no good and want the ability to at least archive screenshots, if not log keystrokes. I'm only concerned with browser activity. If need be I'll just setup a proxy on the home LAN, but that's a PITA and detectable if she gets smart.

Mandatory requirements: open source, screenshot capturing to a local archive, not detectable by windows defender (am assuming it is possible to set exceptions for executable in defender?)

Nice to have: keystroke logger, syslog socket

TIA,
t.recovered UNIX sysadmin

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Just let your kid jack off in peace.

First post pics of your kid. ;)

Fuck, I'm glad you're not my dad. I was already into fetish content like piss porn and incest by age 13, and I essentially wanked myself to death every moment that I was at home 4 times a day (and still do).

the fact that she's female means she'd probably have no idea no matter what you do based on my experience with women and technology while at school.

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I don't give a shit about porn. Gangs and drugs.

she's a lost cause already then user

your average teenager is doing nothing but weed unless they go to some cringy festival with shit music

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>Needing to NSA your daughter to make sure she doesn't get involved with gangs and drugs
I mean, the OP already gave away that you were a shit parent, but damn.

It's true. But it's not over yet.

see This is the only to get a valid answer.

How did you turn out with your piss porn childhood?

What really concerns me is that he thinks that she uses skype, outlook or msn for her gangbang and drug communication. It's 2018 she probably uses her mobile devices. If you bought her a surface instead of a apple device you are wholly responsible for her actions. You can buy your son a nexus tablet if he is masculine enough but a girl needs jewelry.
She would also use substitution so you wouldn't even know what she is talking about but then again she is her fathers daughter.

>piss porn and incest
You sound like one of my friends who likes fucking dogs

no interest in fucking dogs
university student with a driving license, so not too bad thus far

I'm getting fucking old, OK? So sue me. And it's a conventional laptop on which she's always in the browser on sosho meeedeeya.

The fact that your friend commits beastiality doesn't really reflect well on you either user.

come down from that high horse you fucking degenerate

If it's Win10 your the "parent spies on child" is included with family accounta but you want a clean, untraceable solution (os). So you don't want to alienate her in the end, thats good.

Best course would be to talk to her. What will you di when you find out she does coke with her friends? Confront her with the log you collected with FOSS spy tools. This would not help your relationship. I get we are on Jow Forums here but some problems cant be solved with tech (for now)

You have access to the gateway.
Uncheck its ability to kick off MAC spoofers and then spoof the incoming and outgoing traffic to see what's being sent to an interface.

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Been there and am not sure she's if she's lying this time around. I need to be sure. I'm gonna do it anyway and will no doubt eventually figure something half-assed out but wanted both a shortcut and advice those who are active in this realm and know what works well. Hey, no worries if this subject is verboten. Thanks for reading anyhow.

Essentially port mirroring? If I do that, won't I need fancy stuff to read https://

Metadata is data but nowadays most content is indeed secured.

Use Spyrix but only if you own the hardware. Never tell her that you have proof, what good would it actually do. Try counselling. If you can ask strangers on a nepalese beanthrowing board then you may as well ask a professional.

Damn not only phoneposting but also reddit linebreaks. km

Must you swear?

REEEEEEEEE MEAN WORDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T GET INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD SAYING SUCH IMPURE WORDS EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY REASON THAT SAID WORDS ARE LABELED AS BAD IS BECAUSE THEY WERE USED AT A TIME WHEN THE NOBLES SPOKE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE FROM THE COMMON PEOPLE IN WESTERN SOCIETY AND THE NOBLES DIDN'T LIKE THAT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't even understand the meme at this point. whos even trolling at this point? is it you? are you trolling the guy trying to troll? this is fucking meta, this is fucking shit posting

Thank you. I do indeed own the hardware. And if there is fancy stuff to reassemble captures from a port mirror (it's been a while but would ethereal, ettercap, tcpdump or even something like snort or bro do the trick if I feed it both sides of the ssl handshake?) a gateway config would ultimately be best; I'm OK building a dedicated box for capture and reassembly. That was an excellent suggestion.

This is way past counseling I'm afraid. Thanks to all for the help.

I don't swear that much

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I hope you post back here when you get caught and ruin all trust she has in you
Just pushing her further away.

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Damn it must suck knowing that you did the same shit at that age and your having to go through the same shit you put your parents thru. Karma's a bitch ain't it?

I've considered that but have already lost someone and wouldn't go there if it wasn't serious. Good advice nonetheless. Thanks.

Preach it.

Set up autohotkey as a keylogger lol

>windows non-rootkit rootkit

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IKR?

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Welcome to Jow Forums, a looped human centipede of shitposts

>Gangs and drugs.
Just take her phone.

are you retarded? just confiscate her computer, and look through it.

ITT: How to make sure your kid never trusts you again

The second I do that she's out the door, again.

>Out the door again
>Again

Lmao dude you already failed. Rip

>no proof of phoneposting
>reddit spacing maymay
kys

fuck off boomer, you're to old for 4chin

Your kid is getting fucking gangbanged and smoking meth, that's why she takes off for days.

Have to wait for her to hit bottom before you can do anything.

>having a license and paying to go to school are things to be proud of
well fuck me running

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Just ask Microsoft or the NSA, they have all the data already.

then let it go, collect her from juvenile jail in a few years and you have that many extra years of parenting to do. better luck next time

mirror the switchport to a computer with its nic in promiscuous mode and log everything with wireshark
how do you not know this if you were a sysadmin

you need to go back

Why not just set up some basic web content filtering on your edge device you fucking retard

Nonwhite detected

I did run wireshark a few times long ago but only for diagnostics. But mostly used tcpdump. Hey, cool, if wireshark can reassemble ssl sessions that's great and easy. Thank you.

I've been here since I was 13, that's half of my life
if anything, I've been here too long

OP,

When you see your daughter naked, how will it make you feel? Give her privacy.

>I want to wank off on my daughter sexting logs and camwhoring
You are a man of refined taste.jpg

Heh. I was hoping to stick with ascii for just this reason.

The problem with monitoring your kids' Internet usage is how much kiddy porn you end up being exposed to. Be warned.

Just use ardamax keylogger

I really just want the plaintext. That will be the thread to pull on, which *should* be enough.

The last time I worked on anything close to this was almost 17 years ago -- it was a transparent firewall to augment an existing one that had been compromised. It captured too but I never did the analysis. I've never had to spy on people and never had the need to break open ssl in captures.. so didn't. It's not surprising that this is a routine thing todo now. And I didn't even consider port mirroring here because the edge device is the standard-issue el-crappo dealy from the local ISP. But, thanks to the user who switched on the bulb.. because even if that crap router doesn't support port mirroring, I'll just splice something inline.

>be me
>be driving down a prairie highway to aforementioned firewall job, listening to the radio
>morning DJ douchebags are making jokes about the Pentagon being under attack
>change the station
>other station says WTC is under attack
>get coffee and smokes at gas station. TV shows attacks
>get to office, nobody is working and someone has brought in a TV
>chick's military husband gets called up to help secure the airport

Anyway that's where I was. Nothing special. But much has changed since.

Thanks again to all anons for help.

Offended brigade
Ps, black lives do not matter.
Nigger.

Dont let her come back.
Kid free.
Now cheer after me.....

Having a daughter must be dreadful.

The proof/phone was standing on my chest in my bed. I commented on my own degeneracy.

If she uses a router, flash that with a custom OS and dupe the packets towards your PC. Only valid answer btw.

OP is a pedophile.

There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

how about you be a parent and just have a conversation with them you fucking squid

>monitoring tools for Windows 10
>MONITORING TOOLS
oh fuck Jow Forums the irony of this post can be felt on the moon
this

Where the fuck do you think you are nigger?

Stop being a shit parent, if you need to spy on your children you already failed.

Except hefty sentence, 24/7 rape time in prison, and.. I probably forgot something.

and being a sub-human piece of shit, no better than a savage jungle nigger. kindly end your own life.

>and being a sub-human piece of shit, no better than a savage jungle nigger
Ah yesss, this one. But we are on Jow Forums, so it's kind of a baseline.

There are no first world countries that will jail you for being a pedophile.