Things normies say

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Consider yourself lucky (or unlucky for having a narrow world view)

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"I'll show you how to use Tracer T to show all the IPs of the computers that are on a website"

Good think I go to a good university where people are actually smart enough to know what a fucking ethernet cable is.

I'm moving soon and in the new place my PC would be like 15 meters from the router. So I have a question: is it considered "bad" to use a long ethernet cable? How long is bad exacly? What are the cons? Like maybe increased latency or something like that.

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kek, good one oldfag

Was it a lady who said this?

Haven't you seen some teenagers these days? They really can't use a mouse or keyboard anymore, just touch devices.

Normies don't say that because normies never use wired networks no matter how slow and unstable their WiFi is.

What a guess

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literally how, do they not even have a computer.

well it can be said wired wifi since the medium is the only thing changed

No, it's totally normal. You can use up to a kilometer long cable.

NextGenHacker101

Actually 100m is maximum

>15m
>increased latency

Get out

Definitely for the niggers of the class.

>I MUST get my laptop fixed ASAP, all my important documents are on it!!!

ethernet poe last up to 50 meters, its fine i guess

>stop typing so loud
AAAAAAAAA

With T1000 a kilometer is maximum. But yeah that's pushing the limits, a cable that long picks up a lot of noise.

Thanks senpaitachi

>worried that roommate will complain about my model m
>his kb has blues and he thinks it's cool
man i got lucky

It's not an Ethernet cable; Ethernet is a protocol.

>Good think

What kind of a computer do you have?
>Windows

>Microsoft Word is considered "Office"

>someone looking at a replacement micro usb cable
>will this work on my phone? it doesn't say samsung on it

>"Whats a desktop? my wallpaper?"

>looking at chromebooks
>does this have windows on it?

This is a bait thread

Please, he can definitely go farther than 1 km.

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>Hey man, pass me that networking cable that's utilizing the ethernet protocol!

>unshielded twisted pair cable

>>someone looking at a replacement micro usb cable
>>will this work on my phone? it doesn't say samsung on it

Don't all Samsung phones use that proprietary Samsung fast charging?
Fast charging doesn't work with all USB cables.

>I don't need anti-virus because Apple laptops are immune to viruses
Said to me by an old friend. I internally raged

>work in retail in electronics department
>woman wants new laptop
>all the laptops we sell are garbage anyway but a sale is a sale
>how much memory does this have
>8 gigs
>my old laptop had like 200
>that's hard drive space, memory is something different
>no, memory is what you put stuff on
>ma'am im sorry, but memory is also known as RAM, or random access memory. you're talking about hard drive space
>i know what im talking about, and i never had a hard drive plugged into my old computer
>no, but you have one inside of it
>what? no, i had a laptop
>what do you mean
>i had a laptop, not one of those big hard drives
horrifying_realization.png
>ma'am, you're talking about a tower computer, it's the same thing, just in a different package
>oh my god, you don't know what you're talking about do you? i told you i wanted a laptop, not a big hard drive. how am i supposed to take that to school?
>but ma'am, like i was saying, a laptop and a tower are the same thing, one is just in a smaller package than the other
>I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND
>*huffs and puffs away*

One time I heard someone talking about their Wi-Fi bill

My boss has said this to me on several occasions, how the fuck are you supposed to respond without saying "you are a fucking idiot"

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a micro usb will still work, it just wont be fast charging

they didnt even have a samsung phone, it was an lg, they thought that all android based phones were samsung phones.

eh bro I understand but you're still retarded tho
>hdd isn't memory
wew

I need to stop reading stories like these. They're gonna give me an ulcer some day.

I think I just looked at him blankly while internally raging at his stupidity. It wasn't really worth causing a scene over it

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i really hope you're joking

What is page file and swap space?

>i'm so smart, dumb normies never understand me
maybe it's time to face the facts

Nuh uh. you aren't gonna get me with that.

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normies:
>compiled javascript

leets:
minified javascript

RJ45 ftw

I have a roommate that only uses their laptop to write school papers. Then they would get up and watch a video or check the world cup scores on their phone in the next room, and continue phone activities while the TV is on.

>i love hillary

>Windows? What's that? You mean PC? Yeah I like PC. I like it more than Mac.
>Mac and PC are two different things.

Must be nice being a normie.

I don't believe this for a second. Everyone knows how to use a keyboard. Touch devices aren't advanced enough to replace computers yet.

What's a computer?

>flash drives in 2018
literally banned in every professional place

Most people in my office type like fucking retards, with their index fingers.
Not to mention that the quality of their texts is worthy of illiteracy.

The only person who can use a computer and look decent is the fucking 60 year old accountant. Do not ask her to do anything "complicated", but she knows her accounting software perfectly. And she can type very well.

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All normies call it a WiFi cable

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60 year old women were taught how to type. nowadays you’re lucky to get a computer class that covers typing in primary education

i taught myself to type (well i played Mario Teaches Typing i guess) and i still have bad form on my right hand. i cover all the letters on the right side with my index and middle fingers, and only use ring and pinky for symbols, tab, and enter. plus i always use my index fingers for the space bar instead of my thumbs

i type at 105-110 wpm according to type racer

>yo bro do you have a phone charger?
>what kind of cable
>uhh a Samsung one
>yeah but, what kind
>I don't fucking know dude a Samsung charger
>a micro USB? Mini? USB-C? What the fuck kind of cable?
>The Samsung one dude
I want to kill myself every time I have this conversation

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Not without a switch (i think a hub or repeater isn't sufficient for this).

What phones even use mini USB you moron?

i still call it a “usb key” sometimes...

>Ethernet cable
>Not a Physical Copper Ethernet Network Communication Cable

Jow Forums is a normie filled shithole

Everyone here just calls them "a usb".

>being this young

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hello moto

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Same here, where do you live?

>learning to type
My great aunt spent her whole life as a legal secretary, she learn both short-hand and how to type in the 40's. Watching her type was a thing of beauty. She could do dictation typing with no errors. The transition from typewriters to computers...slowed her typing down...because she would overrun the memory buffer on early computers.

>mini USB
>phones
what year is this that dude from? I havent seen a mini-usb on a phone or in the wild at all on any halfway modern device. Old windows mobile 5/6 era devices had them. My old HTC Hero android phone had one, but mini-USB quickly disappeared not long after that came out.
Micro-USB despite being smaller was rated for more insertions so it was adopted pretty quickly across all devices.

Psh, they always try to call it a fucking hard drive when I gotta deal with seen.

daaamn I remember this one

Flipped this bad boy open and closed too much and tore the ribbon cable between the two halves

How come?

DLP

no would be a good time to point out that the moto razr phones had a removable battery....

Still have one. Locked to T-Mobile, but I still got it. And it still works. Need a sim for it. Gotta see if there's a way to unlock it.

>not "an 802.11 cable"

>iPhones are immune to viruses!
>Why would anyone buy a new desktop PC? Phones are way faster now!
>Do you have an iPhone cable or a Samsung cable?
>What's an "OS"?
>Steve Jobs invented the computer and the phone

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Bongland.

In my office, the noise from my clears are blocked out from the guy who has the razer switches.

Ethernet is the protocol
TIA/EIA-568 is the wiring
UTP or FTP is also about the wiring, for twisted pairs. You add an S for shield.
RJ45 is also for the wiring, how the pair are connected.
8p8c (or 8p4c for FastEthernet) is the connector
1000BASE-T (or other) is the connexion (and imply the speed)
And probably other things I'm missing

Naming cables is a clusterfuck.

>iPhones are immune to viruses!
This is basically true unless you jailbreak it

if you ever used a cat5 at a work place it's probably 30m+ long from your datacentre in the work basement... they are fine even when 2km away but you'll be plugged into a switch that does the the long distance running over fibre

I use a 25m ethernet cable and get 6ms ping and 900/900 on speedtest so i wouldn't worry

>can you please give me the TIA/EIA-568 SFTP Class E Cat6 RJ45 straight-through 8P8C male to 8P8C male cable suitable for my Ethernet 1000BASE-T connexion?
>UTP is also fine if you only have that

>Company gets a SQL Server contractor
>Guy has been a SQL Server DBA for 20 years
>Hear him say "What the heck is a wireshark?"

Apparently you can be an esteemed SQL DBA without ever having to leave management studio.

I still remember some user posting about how he used to work at a computer parts store and every time normalfags wanted to buy "a USB" he replied "a USB WHAT" and they got all confused and shiet

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i had a guy at work tell me "Hackers use alienware"

He does SQL, not hardware.
Believe it or not he gets paid lots more than a cable-tugger as well.

Same as my clients who waant "Microsoft" on their PCs. They mean Office.

>hey man could you pass me the 8P8C Networking Patch Cable? Thanks.