"We've got another creep. No Windows. He's running Gentoo. ThinkPad. He thinks he's slick."

>"We've got another creep. No Windows. He's running Gentoo. ThinkPad. He thinks he's slick."
>"I'm already on it. Activating the hardware backdoor."

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Can't do that with a core duo in libreboot

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You ninja'd me

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I already saw this post, stop shitposting.

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I would totally use that if it were real. Sans the install Gentoo button though since I'd only install it once and I know how to do it myself quite well. I'd use that mostly as a router and server though.

you really thought long before posting this, haven't you user?

VHS... How many GB of porn can it hold?

>Tranny boot
>Give me money to support my sex change
>Not already bought out by the NSA

>"Bonjour, Anonymousse."

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OH SHIT SHUT IT DOWN

iirc a couple GB.

Not this time, Bogdanoff.

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Enough with this shit

>tfw i'm posting from a windows phone.


Good luck getting me bog

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>"activate the management engine backdoor"

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>no 3 foldable monitors
Into the trash it goes.

"sir it's literally not even there anymore"

>"Activate the systemd"

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>core duo
What are you smoking, Core Duo had a hardware backdoor in it already, you'd have to go Pentium 4 at least. No, I'm not even talking about IME.

*leaks sleeping gas into your ventilation system and then gains physical access to your devices*
you can't stop them

Then what are you taking about, you homo?

The tiny core running it's own OS on the CPU is fully self contained.
IME is a BIOS/uEFI feature.

>"bbuh bbuh I use linux and amd im basically invincible"

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It's gentoo, doesn't have systemd by default

You aren't on /v/, we don't use 3 monitors here. We use tiling WMs, kiddo.

>activate the compiler backdoor
>and recompile the system

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>"activate the GNU coreutils exploit"

kek

This.

Not an argument

Libreboot removes the backdoor on core 2 duo systems since it's ME v4 or earlier.

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The bogs are coming.

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>Yeah. Easy money. Eaasssyyy monnneyy. Those sad tossers are downloading from the compromised Git as we speak. Yeah eaasssyyy moonnneeeyyy lads.

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I'm running busybox

>no good sir, he used me_cleaner to remove the Intel Management Engine

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>"Send his hard drive contents to close friends and family"

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Bogging back in time

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Which one is saying which?

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baseded

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Excuse me, do you not use more monitors for more productivity? What a joke

The Master and the Apprentice

even easier then, lmao. I literally contributed like 3 fixes in busybox 1.29.

if you think "busybox" is somehow more secure than gnu coreutils, you're a moron.

>press kill switch
>can't recover even if I wanted to.

heh, nothing personnel kid.

Now they will press the kill switch on you, because you are have basically no use anymore.

Calm down, Thompson.

heh.. now u need me alive since i have all the information in my head

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Fuck it, just knock down his door and threaten to kill him.