Person is left handed

>t. right handed normalfag

>t. left handed virgin

Left handed chads are superior, they don't play by the rules

there has never been a left handed chad in history

Lotsa POTUS were left handed no?

in your dreams bucko

how the fuck would I click and fap at the same time otherwise
dumb frogposter

its not so bad once you get used to it

What's next, joystick for lefthanded?

this

I use my right hand for some other stuff too. Ambidexterity is pretty great desu.

If you slowly start doing everyday tasks with your non-dominant hand it can become very well natural to use it.
Probably what happened to left handers when the computer around them had the mouse on the right.

Because:
>Left-handed mice are shit.
>Left handed scissors are shit.
>Left-handed guitar is more inconvenient than just learning to play regular right handed guitar anyway
>Aside from fine writing motions, the right hand can do most dumb tasks just fine.
>The right hand cannot handle Kid Icarus Uprising properly
>Learning to masturbate with the off-hand gives a different experience and usually takes longer to climax since your dominant hand tends to have a firmer grip on your wang. You can have more control of how long sessions can last for.

Lots of lefties are pretty much ambidextrous because of how many right-handed products they've had to use growing up.

Microwaves are a good example of a typically right-handed product that people may not realize is designed for righties.

it doesn't matter what hand you use when you use a mouse
anyone can do it ambidextrously

>microwave ovens
Holy shit you're right (heh)

>move the mouse to the left
>and the mouse pad
>and untangle the mouse cable
so much easier to just use it on the right

> person is
> Uses mouse

literally why.

werent they unable to think out of the box as a kid and buy the Trackball and got used to it?

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too many years of muscle memory built up for mouse usage no point in going back now

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>2018
>not being an ambidextrous masterrace

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Im right handed but use a left handed numpad and play left handed guitar

based frogposter

>person is left handed
>exists

literally why.

No you're wrong I only use my right hand. The left hand is dead weight, could chop it off. It's there for a aesthetic purposes.

I didn't have a computer as a kid.

>The left hand is dead weight, could chop it off. It's there for a aesthetic purposes.
It's because you are a brainlet causal normalfag who cannot use his "extra hand" which 100% capable of everyting if you do the very little effort of training it.

ungrateful fuck. some people don't even have hands.

unironically this.

Some shit is just too inconvenient to lefthand so we learn how to get it done.
>Shooting
Either shoot right handed or eat brass all day
>Mouse
Left handed mice are rare and no kid is going to flip the mouse around every time they sit at a school or family computer.
>Tools
Often tools made for right handedness don't even have a left handed version.

I basically write with my left hand and that's basically it. Even so, my left hand is very clearly more dexterous at any task, but righty is doing a lot better these days. One huge benefit though, like others said, is using a mouse in the right hand while fapping with the left is pretty fucking great. You can do way more intricate and delicate maneuvers with your dom hand.

aquamarinepilled frogposter throwing the truthstones right into your face

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I'm right handed and I use my mouse with left hand when I fap.

A couple decades ago society wasn't so accepting and tolerant and they taught all the lefties to eat and write with their right hand anyway.

So there's fuckloads of older lefties who are comfy using right hand/

>leftiepol liberals using decadent alt-right technological warfare techniques

It doesn't matter. None of this shit matters.

This is true suffering for a left handed person.

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You can be ambidextrous in things other writing, brainlet.

I shot left handed when I played hockey but Im predominantly right handed. Still had a killer wrist shot.

>not learning to use it with either hand
I thought Jow Forums was for big brains.

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im left handed but not only do i use mouse in the right hand but also play a right handed guitar. Its not a problem if you aint autistic about things not being left handed.

Lefty here, I had no choice. Many mice I right hand only by shape, reversing click direction pisses people off, moving mouse to the other side pisses people off, lots of games and software assume right handed with keybinds, ...
It goes on and on. It's much much easier to take the extra time and just learn right handed. It was a bit more difficult and I was clumsy at first. There's also research suggesting it's good doing things with your non dominant hand.
I always use my right and both of those tasks.
Just Google it. There are a lot of left handed chads actually
This and kek
this
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Based

As a lefty I can't fucking stand people who have the mouse on the left. It's like learning a different keyboard layout; sure it may be slightly more efficient but it virtually guarantees problems for you using a normal computer and for someone else using yours.

good thing literally no one uses it.

>not masturbating with both hands

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first time i used mouse(6yo) it was same with left and right hand, so it was not a big deal for me. After a few hours of FPS you are mouse master

I am left-handed when I was born, but I was able to start using my right-hand for many different tasks such as throwing, eating, and even using my mouse. I still use my left-hand to write though.

>he can't use either hand for the mouse
enjoy being sub-human, I guess

>write with left hand
>throw with right hand
>hold fork with left hand
>steer mouse with right hand
>want to fuck girls
>want to be fucked by boys

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But how do you wank?

>being a right handed pleb
kek

I'd rather have my dominant hand on the keyboard tbqf

I was born a rightie but learned to be more ambidextrous early in my life.

>jerk off with left hand

If you shoot pistols and have weird eye/hand dominance check out Center Axis Relock.

I can't imagine being stupid enough as a lefty to see the mouse on the wrong side of the keyboard, and just deciding to live with it.

Even as a 5 year old, I innately understood that the mouse was analogous to a pen. I feel bad for other lefties who were too stupid to spend 2 seconds moving the fucking thing.

B-but I'm right handed and use the mouse on the left.

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im literally the opposite
im right handed but use left hand on mouse
AMA.

"left handed" people are just faking it for attention. Everyone has a dominant right hand. You know that faggot kid at a birthday party who won't stop screaming? That's the "left hand" fuckers. When they grow up they all turn into "LE RANDOM CREATIVE THINK DIFFERENT" memes. But they aren't left-handed. Their whole life has been nothing but one big attention grab.

Source?

>that "left-handed" faggot who keeps asking for "Source"

I use my mouse with my left hand. AMA.

Baseless claims are quite befitting of a normalfag.

>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-muh normalfag
Have fun with your fake dominant left hand faggot

Are you left-handed?

What's funny is how many mice are fully ambidextrous these days. 5 years ago or so, pretty much the only option lefties really had was something like the Deathadder if they wanted side buttons. Now there are dozens of options with side buttons on both sides.

I use an ambidextrous mouse that only has buttons for righties though, because I don't give a fuck about side buttons and it's a rare shape.

Yes

>>Learning to masturbate with the off-hand gives a different experience and usually takes longer to climax since your dominant hand tends to have a firmer grip on your wang. You can have more control of how long sessions can last for.
meh, I'm right handed but used to fapping with the left one, for me it's extremely awkward to fap with my right hand

I'm right handed for everything else, but I use the mouse left handed. I don't swap the buttons either. Is that weird?

>the lg g502 blocks your path

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Oh hello kid, the legendary MX was right hand only.
Also jacking off with left while browsing porn with right.

Fucking righties ruined the mouse because they couldn't adapt to a left handed device.
They could have at least moved the numberpad to the left if they were going to swap shit

But where the fuck is the fucking problem you monkey ?