Jow Forums in Charge of Google

Google can store the entire Internet in RAM and has around 80,000 employees with about 30% of their software engineers having PhDs.

Let's say you're now in charge of all of this power. How would you use it to make the world a better place?

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Remove captcha from Jow Forums and shitpost at light speed.

shut it down for fun

>How would you use it to make the world a better place?
post cute illya pics

Infect all windows computers with malware and deny their services.

Invest and create a platform to allow anyone to drag-and-drop create deep learning programs taking advantage of any and all hardware connected to the instance.

Problem with trying to debotnet google because is that it's their source of revenue. I'd have to either shut it all down, or continue more or less as they are right now. A compromise might be to aggressively attempt to switch to some other more ethical business model while continuing the current way only as long as is necessary - at best you'd end up with no botnet and at worst it would backfire and crash and burn and you'd end up with no botnet.

If I were able to successfully debotnet it this way, I'd dedicate all the spare resource they're currently using to promote gaygle and botnet trash and instead focus it on fighting other botnets. I bet google has the resources to make RISC-V a commercially viable competitor to modern x86.

this

I'd put an end to their slow-as-shit javascript-heavy client-side boat.

>become internet oligarch
>make it an immutable law that no company may own more than 50% of all internet info at any one time
>make it illegal to retrieve personal infromation unless you have a permit to do so (fuck you nsa)
>make monopolies illegal worldwide
>become god-emperor and sell off 50% of googles owned data to bing

I don't know how to fix the botnet. So I'd just dump money on more ethical organizations, such as the Free Software Foundation.

I could also take the top 10 most used distros on DistroWatch or whatever and donate U$1M to all of them every year.

I'd also hire a staff to fork Pantheon DE, make it faster and more featured, and upstream it to Debian. Maybe start selling Chromebooks with Debian + Chromium.

Why would you need this?

fire all pajeet, chinks, taco and sandnigger

So my bot friends can come and play too. You're not invited, by the way.

a big bomb on each campus and it's 'no remote working day'

Sell the whole Alphabet company to Yahoo or Oracle for a nice house and watch them die

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>How would you use it to make the world a better place?

I would shut it down.

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Blow open political corruption. Or rather just publicise how much money policticians get and from where, and then use muh machine learning to correlate behaviours and such.

>How would you use it to make the world a better place?

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this, but not a house.
I'd build a nuclear bunker somewhere in north norway or finland with good internet and food for the rest of my life and watch the humanity gtfo

fire all diversity hires and 90% of hr and replace hr with decent people
also mandatory dress shirt, pants, and necktie for all staff

>also mandatory dress shirt, pants, and necktie for all staff
Enjoy losing all the talent.

>talent only comes when people are faggots

>fashion police
>calling others faggots
lol

>mine every crypto currency
>Run deepfakes in spare time

>I wish everything was BASED and not degenerate like it was in the '80s

Damn. Really buzzed my underage scanner.

I make a paid version of google that is completely debotneted, at a point people get shot for trying to botnet it.

leak all of gmail on wikileaks

I would use it to perform mass surveillance on republicans and then start leaking to the media the names of republicans who look at cartoon loli porn.

realise google ultron

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Give it all to RMS

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Continue to harvest data from users, but instead of quietly stealing the data and keeping 100% of the profits made from selling it to advertisers, I would cut the users in on the profits to entice them to let us harvest even more data.
Eventually this becomes a corporately-funded basic income for Google-users and all you need to make a barebones living in the future robojob society is to openly share your browsing and purchasing habits.
Homelessness and poverty decrease, until Google is "imminent domained" by the US government in the interest of national security and we all die in WW4.

Create another linux distro, this time a decent one. Make it "open-borders" privacy wise.

Fire pajeet and rajesh

Just disband the company entirely. It's whole vision is dishonest and there is no way to make it work. It's not fair to people who actually do have the skills they claim to have.