Good

Good
>C/C++
>Python
>R
>Rust
Bad
>Java
>JavaScript
>PHP
>Go
>Ruby
You're definitely one or more of these if you think otherwise
>Pajeet
>Nigger
>Faggot
>Jew
>Cuck
>Underage

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fresh new pasta
add some sage for better taste

Agree with good except for C++

>R
>good
ok

R is GOAT for stats

thats because languages for stats are generally absolute cancer, that doesnt make R not a terribly-designed language

i personally prefer lisp-y languages for stats

Genuinely interested in why it's a terribly designed language. I'm a statsfag and don't

>and don't come from a programming background*
fucked that up

But what am I If I'm a pajeet and I agree with you?

>puts C and C++ on the line as if they were the same language and/or variations of the same language
you disgust me

Excellent
>Haskel
>Idris
>Elm
>Erlang
>Racket
>CLisp

Good
>Scala
>Clojure
>OCaml
>ML
>Elixir
>Coq
>R

Acceptable
>C

Meme
>Go
>Rust
>Python

Pajeet
>C#
>Java
>PHP

Shit
>C++
>Ruby
>JavaScript

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>not programming in Assembly Language
you are all children

Yeah I bet they use transistors instead of vacuum tubes too lmao git gud scrubs

We get it user, You're the cool guy who ""codes"" in assembly. Here's your validation. Go away

all trannies code typescript

t. sour grapes
If you can't manually fix an issue at machine level without your snowflake whatever language that ripped off of C you don't deserve to call yourself a programmer.

>What is predicate logic?

R is only decent if you need statistics (but not machine learning), and that's only because other languages are either even worse, or lack support for non-basic statistics. Machine learning is an exception.
Python is much better for machine learning, since the libraries are better and the language itself is quite decent, as opposed to the R clusterfuck. Anyone who claims otherwise is either a pure mathfag and doesn't understand programming, or just wants to shit on Python to be contrarian. Though I wish there was a better library than Pandas for data frames, and something as good as R's ggplot for plotting (that actually works reliably, so the ports don't count).

Java is quite decent for anything that will need to be supported for more than a month and is bigger than fizzbuzz (though C# is better if you don't autistically hate Microsoft).

C is absolutely dogshit and there's no reason to ever use it besides very specific stuff like embedded programming. C++ is almost always a much better choice than C, and if the slight performance difference doesn't matter (it almost never does), then Java or C# is almost always a better choice than C++.

>Not programming in machine code
ASM is too high-level

What about Agda?

Also
>Scala
>Good
pick one

You forgot to mention how awesome MatLab is. I'm sure it was a genuine mistake

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>slight performance difference
if by slight you mean a factor of at least three

Retard.

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