/csg/ - Chink Shit General (no botnet edition)

In /csg/, we discuss chink shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay etc.

>IRC channel
#chat on lewd.pics +6697 TLS
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>Botnet link
No

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
Warning: outdated af
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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aliexpress.com/item/recommend-me/32661789435.html
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.5-c.w4002-18176255727.68.1799568b5oQdOq&id=41046626025
s.taobao.com/search?spm=a230r.1.1998181369.1.4c0339b6UMIVQZ&q=日本原装欧姆龙ALPS黄轴&tmhkh5=&from=sea_1_searchbutton&catId=100&bcoffset=4&p4ppushleft=2,48&ntoffset=4&tab=all&sort=price-asc
aliexpress.com/item/xiaomiback/32885905215.html
aliexpress.com/item/Toy-Outdoor-sports-electric-water-gun-gel-ball-jinming-M4-mkm2-BD556-BAD-LBS-refit-upgrade/32868682739.html
s.aliexpress.com/aAriQFbY
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

What are the chances these torx bits are not garbage/will fuck up my screws.
Maybe I should buy that meme Xiaomi Wiha set, even if they are chink bits and not German.

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I formated card with "SD Card Formatter" and it's getting bit worse.

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Just a heads-up warning to you people.
If you have a bit of corruption there is a change it may be exponential and soon enough everything will be corrupted.
Dispute that crap, it may be a honest mistake that the controller is bad and that some KB was badly set.
But trust me, if you see the amount of corrupt sectors grow then STOP USING ASAP.
Its like a Seagate HDD, it will die, and it will die fast.

I also got mine Putin cards today. Sadly I forgot to screencap H2testw for both of them, but the first one crashed on 20Gbs of write and died after that, doesn't get recognized by anything. Second one is fine, no errors on H2testw and pretty okay results with CrystalDiskInfo.
I bought the just to meme things up with SD2MSProDuo, thought to use them in my PSP that I haven't booted up in like two years. I guess I will use on of them, fill it with games and see how it performs. Maybe it will die when I fill it up, who knows.

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66581762

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That's a bummer. Bought 3 of the 32gb ones.

How do you properly dispute faulty ones? Do you really have to send them back? Just dispute as defect and wait till you get your money back?

Disputing an sd card may be hard, they will not accept the fake option unless you provide a manufacturers inspection of the item provided (what the actual fuck how to do this?)

Anyway a video showing the capacity tests and the card, plus maybe unboxing it should work. I once had a very very hard time disputing a fake sd card that was sold for the same prices as legit ones. They threw in fakes for every few 100s of real ones, and had legit verifications code on the packaging.
I busted them because it said Made in Taiwan when it was supposed to say Made in Philipines etc etc.

It is more paint that it is worth I tell you, I learned my lesson after this. I mean anyone can just take a screencap of a h2testw, why would they believe it?
Videos videos, you need a video!

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Nice samefagging there bootleg OP, you finally got to make a thread again with one of your godawful op pics and the Discord link removed. You absolute sperg.

Why not just dispute as not received and be done with it

OP here, I confirm I did not post that archive link, that is somebody else.
Pic is my A+ GIMP work.
Discord link removed? Nobody cares, look at the previous thread.

Registered Air Mail will show you picked up the item, most items above $10 will be shipped this way. It will not work.

Nobody but you gives a shit that it's there.

Nobody but you gives a shit that it's not there.

I had to record myself putting the micro SD card in the reader, then record the whole h2testw process, then upload it to the site. At least I learned a bit of video editing. It had to be under 500mb and no way a 20min + video would be under that. In the end I won, but Jesus Dickface Store is still messaging me every day.

Best /csg/ ebook reader?

did you end up putting a stop clock next to the screen and speed up the testing footage part? cause that seems like the most sensible way of "bypassing" the waiting period (one second per frame should be more than enough)

refurbished kindle
yes, really, they're just that much better

Can you flash it to view pirate books?
I wonder, I have never had one and want one to read books casually without having my eyes raped by LCD.

I didn't do a stopclock next to it. H2 has a timer of itself that was in shot at all time. 95% of the footage was sped up. Only sd card inserting and the last 3 minutes were on normal. But Jesus Christ it's so much effort to get your money back. I just didn't want them to have the satisfaction of winning, that's why I ended up filming the whole thing.

not the same user, but, you just download epub books and convert them to mobi with some app.
i use calibre to do that.

Sounds like a good idea. I saw 2016 models for sale for 80 dollars on AliExpress. Maybe I should get it from Amazon themselves? Recommend me one if you can. I do not have Amazon officially in my country, I live in Norway. I believe Amazon UK may be willing to send me one, or I may get a friend in Germany to order it there if need be. But not too expensive.

Ali link 2016:
aliexpress.com/item/recommend-me/32661789435.html

The thing about cheap Chinese bits is that the cheap ones I have experience with usually get stripped by the screws so I'm sure your screws will be safe.

The Torx bits in my screwdriver set get fairly regular use and they're fine except for the very smallest one which broke, and that was the first chinkshit I ever bought years and years ago

Well that's almost the exact same price as one from Amazon so if you can get Amazon to deliver may do that

Though personally I recommend going on ebay and getting a Kindle Keyboard, the touchscreen shit is gay as balls and everything after the Keyboard is covered in advertisements

Guys, dumb question:
Wan to buy a phone in Ali but also some headphones from the same store, does the seller ship them together in this case via DHL?

Usually yeah

Thanks, just saw thay it when I add them to my cart.

Should I go for it?

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Fuck I accepted the chinks offer to send me a new card instead of full refund. Do they even send new cards?

How are you actually supposed to search taobao? If I use google I can find items from a seller on there and get to the page directly. On the site's search I can use the exact title of the listing and nothing will show up at all. I don't understand.

looking to get a cheap knife for work.
the sebenza is good, but i don't like gearbest. i'll use it if i need to but i'd rather use ali if possible.

>for work
what kind of work?

>On the site's search I can use the exact title of the listing and nothing will show up at all. I don't understand.
Are you sure? Can you give example?

no, buy a used thinkpad from ebay for the same price but better performance

item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a1z10.5-c.w4002-18176255727.68.1799568b5oQdOq&id=41046626025

>日本原装欧姆龙ALPS黄轴
is what I look for

s.taobao.com/search?spm=a230r.1.1998181369.1.4c0339b6UMIVQZ&q=日本原装欧姆龙ALPS黄轴&tmhkh5=&from=sea_1_searchbutton&catId=100&bcoffset=4&p4ppushleft=2,48&ntoffset=4&tab=all&sort=price-asc

It should be here but it isn't

Small Xiaomi colorful backpacks for $10
Who has bought one?
aliexpress.com/item/xiaomiback/32885905215.html
Who ready to look like a faggot?

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oh yeah that's weird. I don't know why t b h.

>want to do some electronics projects
>have nothing except a soldering station
>make 20+ orders over the last few days
>need to make more
>considering getting a new soldering station as well
The mail man is going to kill me isn't he?

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how much do pachinko machines usually sell for so I know I'm not getting chinked

No, there's already a successor with Gemini Lake processor, The Jumper Ezbook X4. The Ezbook Pro 3 is outdated shit now.

If there was no mail the mailman would lose his job

Yeah, but delivering chink packages is a net loss for them. They're already understaffed and now he has to deliver even more shit. Guess I'll be looking over my shoulder constantly from now on.

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T2s came in a week ago. After using them for 7 days straight, I can say that I fell for the meme. Tin Audio T2s are expensive memebuds and sound just as good as KZ ATEs.

>t. comfy

Can anyone recommend a decent 20000mah portable battery pack?

Is there colour e-ink yet?

Graphics tablet recommendations for 3D/digital art stuff?

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Used wacom intuos3

huion are cool

Do good glass screen protectors exist for curved phone screens? From what I can gather, they usually just have glue around the edges, but every listing has ruskies asking if it has a fully glued surface, so it must exist, right?

aliexpress.com/item/Toy-Outdoor-sports-electric-water-gun-gel-ball-jinming-M4-mkm2-BD556-BAD-LBS-refit-upgrade/32868682739.html
>tactical butt accessories

i like how there are still autists on Jow Forums who freak out about new phones not having replaceable batteries
as if you're going to spend $40+ on a legit battery for a retardedly outdated phone

I know this might not be the best place to ask because of chink quality but everything is made in china anyways

I often read that UGreen cables are good quality, but are there any real good quality stuff even if it's off chink sites?

I bought some of these #1 cables on amazon, fucking kevlar whatever Anker and they don't even carry enough current to charge my phone at slow speeds

Dude, you can't even manage to buy a decent usb cable on amazon. There is no hope for you on aliexpress.

>30 dollar vs 10 dollar
Any benefits at all aside from the detachable cable?

I have four spare 18650 batteries, is there any chinkshit I can use them for?

s.aliexpress.com/aAriQFbY

VCE

Get the Teclast F7. 6GB RAM.

I just ordered a bunch of assumed useless shit + Mi Band 3, an object that makes you believe it's usefull.

FYI
DHL=guaranteed import tax + DHL pimp

I have Anker cables, they all work fine. It sounds like a (you) problem.

Only losers pay the dhl tax. I got hit with a big one years ago and never paid it.

How did you get your package then? They don't deliver if you don't pay.

I'm not sure. Its the only time ive ever had them charge me, and I recieved the letter after the fact, asking me to pay up. Maybe it is (or was) different in australia.

I'm considering those Zsun, anyway do you know if, through OpenWRT, it could handle aircrack? Does it have monitor mode?

>what is sample of no commercial value

they'll deliver it asap and bill you later if you're not a pleb

>as if you're going to spend $40+ on a legit battery for a retardedly outdated phone
No, but I might get a second battery as backup for when I don't have a charger nearby.

post picks.

Are these good toys? I really don't see the point of the keyboards.

rather get a power bank which you can use with multiple devices

True, and that's what I usually do. But still, a battery would fit everywhere and I wouldn't need cables. Why should I give up on comfort without resistance? Let me bitch at least.

Having a bit of an issue with my Mi Band 2, this happening to anyone else? Worn it daily since November and love the fucking thing. For about 6 weeks, whenever I charge it, it never goes to 100%, only 98% and drops to 90% by the end of the day - then typically slow discharge. However, this week it's been down to 80% by the end of the day. I charged it yesterday at around this time and I'm at 74% and I didn't train yesterday (continuous monitoring when running hammers the battery).

Is it on its way out? I know for £15 they are pretty disposable but still, it was the first chink shit I bought.

Fakes exist, where did you get it

Xiaomi Tech Store on Ali, had the highest number of orders at the time out of those that didn't come with screen protectors.

redbull me on chink phones.

the recent xiaomi redmi phones and mi a1/a2 with gorilla glass are bretty gud but check to make sure they have the LTE bands you need

what theyusuallydoiswaittill10 of your items have arrived then dump them all at your home
that is what happens with me, hence tons of items stuck in 'customs' & then suddenly all appearing at the same time

what taobao agent is the absolute cheapest

Walk to china yourself

Sounds like the battery's dying

>mia1
headphone static issue still yet to be resolved

>mia2
no headphone jack at all, or sd card support, plus tiny battery and huge camera bump

Flashlights, powerbank, portable fan, mouth fedora.
I think they may do that to some extent. But things that have local tracking arrive a day or two after it has cleared customs. I have had two or three chink things arrive at the same time, but who knows if it's because the local postal service didn't bother delivering it, or if it was on the same plane.

still decent for the price, you make other sacrifices with other brands, motorola is decent for americans tho i guess

Chink eGPU user with an update. Since it worked that well, I decided to permanently install it, so I cut a little opening on the back panel for the cable. The only drawback is that now I need a permanent USB wifi stick, unless I go wired.

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hole too big/10

Well it has to be wide enough for the connector and long enough as to not break the cable. In fact it still feels stiff, I might make it longer.

oh yeah i guess its good for easy attach and remove

3D-print a nice channel for it, user.

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WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR THIS SHIT WAS 55 DAYS LEFT 3 DAYS AGO, WTF 60 DAYS IS THE MAXIMUM DELVERY TIME ASWELL.

so refunding this shit when it arrives.

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Anyone have a better recommendation than this router? Looking to spend less than 50 usd for a router

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What power bank are you guys using? I'm looking for something reliable, inexpensive, and 3.0 power charge compatible.

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>with famous brand logo, please
What did he mean by this

i meant with the topeak logo, some brand in bikefags worlds, you wouldn't understand.

>you wouldn't understand
>caring about which brand your bicycle water bottle holder is
Yeah, I definitely don't understand

Interested - but how much botnet could a chink router possibly have I wonder?

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>now everyone will know I'm a virgin!

Already have pic related from Xiaomi. But they don't look too bad for a day in the city.

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>Who ready to look like a faggot?
I already do