How does Jow Forums pronounce:

>MATE
like two japanese characters
>GNU
the right way (guh-new)
>daemon
day-mun
>xubuntu
zoo-boon-two
>config
con (like pro and con) fig (like fig newton)
>gif
jif
>webm
web-m (like m is just the letter m said)
>GUI
gooey

Mate
G-nu
Demon
Config
Ghif
Webem
Gui

Try to read them with an Italian accent

This thread is a trainwreck, there's no wording convention and most of the answers are not detailed enough or ambiguous. OP pls delete and come up with any sound - writing convention.

Xubuntu is the same

(oi) m8
g nu
demon
zubuntu
konfik
yiff
ueb em
gooey

Next time we're going to do this in katakana

>MATE
Mate, like mate tea.
>GNU
Gaynu
>Daemon
Day-mon
>Xubuntu
Ubuntu with XFCE
>config
config
>gif
g(ay) if
>webm
web m
>GUI
Gooey.

idk, the difference is how it's spelled. You say muhnee not mahnee

I as well

Speaking of retarded language, why desu, kuso pronounced like des and kso?

mayt
noo
DEE-mun
ECKS-oo-BUHN-too
CAHN-fig
gee-eye-eff
wee-bum
jewy

mah tay
gee enn yu
day min
zoo bun too
cun fig
like grape not giraffe
web emm
gee yu eye

Fuck off dataminer

>m8
>guh noo
>day mon
>ecks oo bun too
>config
>gift
>web M
>Gooey

>mah tei
>nyu
>dai yay mon
>khhu bun too (greek chi)
>con fig
>yiff
>web nnnn'
>huee

m8
gee nu
demon
zoo-buntu
con-fig
gif (jiff is wrong, even if the creator says thats how it is)
web-mmm
goo-iee

Depends on my mood.
People in the real world don't actually give a shit.

this except first one is
>m8

>this many posts
>no stupid shitflinging about the pronunciation of gif

I'm surprised.

mate or m8 or m-eight (muh-tay is too many syllables and too hipsterish)
guh-NOO (because "nu" is too easily confusable with new)
damon, like matt damon, or DAY-mun
zooBOONtoo
cun-FIG
hard g
WEB-em
GOOey

>all these "*-bun-too" replies from obvious crackas/spics/chinks/pajeets
pronounce it the african way, you racists

>MATE
MAH-TAY

>GNU
GUH-NOO

>daemon
DAY-MEN

>Xubuntu
ZOO-BUN-TOO

>config
CON-FIG

>gif
GHIFF

>webm
WEB-EM

>GUI
GEE-YOO-EYE

>>MATE
ma-tay
>>GNU
Guh-noo
>>daemon
day-mon
>>Xubuntu
Ubuntu with Xfce as the desktop environment, not a distro unto itself
>>config
conf-ig
>>gif
jiff
>>webm
web-em
>>GUI
gooey

m8
ganoo
daymon
ex youbuntew
cunfig
jiff
web m
gee you eye

>CAHN-fig

Attached: dsp.png (237x200, 58K)

m8
guhnoo
day mon
x you bun too
con fig
gee eye eff
webuhm
goo eee

how the fuck do you get hard g, out of the word gif?

KWALITY KAHNFIGS

>m8
Objectively wrong.

oi

>m8
>gnoo (not ganoo or guhnoo or gunoo)
>demon or day-mun
>ecks ubuntu
>con fig
>gif(t)
>web emm
>gooey

マーテー
ガヌー
デーモン
エクスウバンテゥー
コンフィッグ
ギッフ
ウェブエム
ジーユーアイ

meJt
gnu
dɑɛmon
konfJg
gJf
wuɛb ɛm
gui

This text does not render for me.

Install Japanese fonts.

Sounds like bloat.

M8
GEE EN YU
DAYMIN
ecks oo bun too
con fig
gif (not jif)
web M
GEE YU EYE

>mate
>gnu
>daemon
>xubuntu
>config
>gif
>webm
>gui

This

Well done.

m8
g n u
deamon
X ubuntu
config
gif
web m
g u i

Holy fuck
Mah-tay
Guh-noo
Day-mun
Zoo-bunn-two
Cawnfig
Gif (G as in grape)
Web-emm
Gooey

Attached: 1522622734347.png (125x100, 734)

>Mayt
>Guhnew
>Day-min
>Zubuntoo
>Con-fig
>G-if
>Webem
>G-U-I

Attached: 1510786253032.jpg (396x385, 31K)

>>M8
>>NU
>>Day-mon
>>Zoo-boon-tu
>>con-fig (Unless you're a chink or something,what other way is there?)
>>G sound-if
>>Web-m
>>Gee-you-eye, gooey people are scum.

Smirked

>meit
>ganoo
>devil
>shit
>config
>gif
>webem
>Gui

>(g'day) mate
Read Australian
>Gnu
Just the letters
>Day-me-N
>Con-fig
The fuck else are you gonna say?
>Graphics-Interchange-format
Fuck those Gif/Jif debates, I just say the entire thing like a man, the only right way. Or I'll just call it an animation if it's that
>Web-em
>Gooey
>or sometimes gee-you-eye

Fuck also forgot Xubuntu
My first instinct is
>Zoo-bun-too
But I wanna be a cunt and say
>Cross-bun-too
Or
>Kss-bun-too
>(Like how to say key without the e)

>MATE
mate, like check mate
>GNU
guh-noo
>daemon
demon
>Xubuntu
ecks uboontwo
>config
CON-fig
>gif
jiff
>webm
web-um
>GUI
gooey

>MATE
mayt i know it's wrong i just like saying 'mayt' better
>GNU
GUH-NEWWWWWWWW
>daemon
day-mun
>Xubuntu
shoe-bun-two
>config
cun-fig
>gif
hard g
>webm
webbum
>GUI
gooey

Mayyyyyttteeee
G'nu mate
Damian
Chew-bun-to
confit
Yiff
weeb-em
Gooey

>mait
>guh-nu
>day-on
>ksu-bun-too
>kuhn-fig
>gh-iff
>web-em
>gee-yoo-aye

>まて
>guh-noo
>demon
>zoo-boontu
>cun-fig
>hard g
>web-m
>gooey

what the fuck MATE are you retarded?

Because if you wanted to pronounce it JIF you'd just spell it with a J to get the soft sound.

>B..b..but it's an acronym not a word
Who cares, it's still the contrast to JIF which is pronounced soft and the G which is ambiguous. The natural default should be the opposite of the deterministic soft J

m8
gnoo (like gnome with g like the word gentoo)
duh-eh-mon
ksooboontoo
konnfigg
giff (like in gay)
web em
goo-ee

>duh-eh-mon
Are you retarded?

Your post implies you actually speak to people.
Or do you just verbalize?

>MATE
mah-tay
>GNU
ga-new
>daemon
day-mon
>Xubuntu
zoo-boon-tu
>config
con-fig
>gif
j-if
>webm
web m
>GUI
goo-ee

Maahte
Guunuu
Daemoon
Xubuntu
Configuración
Regalo
Regalo HD
Guui

>like in yerba mate
>gahnoo
>dayymon
>eggzubuntu
>same as config in configuration
>graphics interchange format file
>webbum
>gooey

>>MATE
Mæt
>>GNU
Gee en you
>>daemon
Dæmun
>>Xubuntu
Zubuntu or gzubuntu
>>config
Cunfig
>>gif
Jif
>>webm
Web em
>>GUI
Gee you eye

Attached: obo.png (472x470, 304K)

m-eight
gnu
d-a-emon
ksubuntu
con-fig
geef
web am
goo-e

>emm-ayy-tee-ee
>gee-en-you
>day-mon
>zoo-bunn-too
>kn-fig
>gee-eye-eff
>webb-imm
>gee-you-eye

>m8
>gee en yoo
>daymun
>Eks ubuntu
>con fig
>gee ai eff
>web m
>gee you ai

Seems pretty different from people here.
How do you pronounce GNOME?
I pronounce it as nome
My professor says it like geenome

Same here except
>mayt
instead of
>muh tay
and
>eks oo bun too
instead of
>zoo bun too

>m8
>ganoo
>demon
>eks-oo-bun-2
>con-fig
>j-ai-ff
>wee-bum
>joo-ey

/thread

>Mah tea
>Gnew
>Da ee mon
>kzu buntu
>cown feeg
>jeef
>wepon
>Gwuy

Mee feelow Afrikans, umbala umbala weh

Attached: Flannery_Magcargo.png (320x240, 138K)

>How does Jow Forums pronounce:
>MATE
Maté
>GNU
Gahnoo
>daemon
Daymun
>Xubuntu
Zoobuntoo
>config
Cunfig
>gif
As in gift.
>webm
Webemm
>GUI
Gooey

M8
JEENOO
DA-EE-MORN
XER-BUN-TOO
SEE-ONFIG
JURF
WEEBEM
GUURRR

>da
>neh

Attached: deh.jpg (480x360, 5K)

>How does Jow Forums pronounce:
>>MATE
мaтЭ
>>GNU
гey
>>daemon
дИмoн
>>Xubuntu
ХyбУнтy
>>config
кOнфиг
>>gif
гиф
>>webm
вэб Эм
>>GUI
гyй

itt: anglos try to communicate pronunciations with retarded babyspeak
every time I see this shit I'm glad my native tongue has non-retarded orthography

>m8
>guh noo
>da é mon
>xoo boon too
>con fig
>yif
>web ém
>g oo ee

mahtay
g'new
cksooboontwo (almost like im saying x-ubuntu but the x is gentle)
cawnfig
g(gorilla glue)if
web'um
goo-ee (i usually just say graphical user interface though because people don't understand what i mean if i say GUI aloud)

>MATE
MATE
>GNU
GNU
>daemon
Daemon
>Xubuntu
Xubuntu
>config
Config
>gif
GIF
>webm
WebM
>GUI
GUI

>MATE
мЯтa
>GNU
жнy
>daemon
дEмoн
>Xubuntu
кcюбУнтy
>config
кOнфиг
>gif
гиф
>webm
вэбм
>GUI
ГУЙ

>MATE
M8, you can't call it muh tay and not sound like a faggot.

Usually German unless for english words like config
I would use the English pronouciation if the other person was English

Matey
Ganoo
Daymen
Zooboontoo
Configg
Gif
Web'em
Gooey

>mejt
>knu
>demon
>ksubuntu
>konfig
>kif
>łebem
>guj

Mayte
Noo
Daymon
Zubuntu
config
jif
Web-em
Gooey

Idk, iirc in the south they pronounce the letter 'u'

Mayt
Ksubuntu
Kif with a voiced K

>matt aye
>nng-ooh
>demon
>shoe-bun-too
>con-fig
>hard g
>web-m
>G.U.I.

>>matt aye

Why would you pronounce it like that?

That's the official pronunciation. It comes from yerba maté.

mate-desktop.org/
bottom of the page

>Where does the name come from?
>The name “MATE”, pronounced Ma-Tay, comes from yerba maté, a species of holly native to subtropical South America. Its leaves contain caffeine and are used to make infusions and a beverage called mate.

Then it is highly misleading that they leave out the é in the name

>gif
give