Did you know that all printers have anti-counterfeit measures embedded into the very hardware that prevent them from...

Did you know that all printers have anti-counterfeit measures embedded into the very hardware that prevent them from ever printing a US dollar? Try it, even a partial printout of a dollar bill gets blocked, usually printing a warning instead or just a blank page.

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yeah my black and white laser printer totally does this, you aren't just being a faggot

my chinese printer prints no problem

Did you know that the US does not own any money? The federal reserve isn't actually part of the US government in any way but a private corporation. It is worthless paper with no backing but debt.

> Still not waterproof
> Still not rip proof
Why even bother trying to protect such a shit currency

This. Buy gold if you want real money.

Saw a documentary about money once and that was asked, the treasury guy said that the only reason they haven't changed the dollar design was simply because of branding. The US dollar is so important that they're worried that simply making it different from what it's always been is suddenly going to make it worth less.

you cant even open an image of a dollar bill in photoshop

adobe cuck BTFO

based and redpilled

>Buy Bitcoin if you want real money.
FTFY

You don't understand what money is, do you.

This is a bit pointless, even if it printed people will know it's fake.

I said the US does not have any money and I am correct. What the fed uses is a fiat currency.

I could see that actually happening though.

>Buy bitcoin if you want to gamble.
FTFY
everyone knows it's crap because it's neither anonymous nor fungible, better cryptos will overtake it

>I said the US does not have any money and I am correct. What the fed uses is a fiat currency.

Argument by bizarre definition.

>paper money is bad
who would've thought?

back in 2000s people would bleach dollar bills and print on them, it could almost pass as real unless you really looked at it

How did that hologram stripe end up so clumsily close to Franklin's face? The composition is awful.

Yes, backed by roughly $0.30 USD of debt per 5.56×45mm NATO round.

hemp and cannabis will become currency

Bitcoin is literally play money

so when does the u.s. mint go to jail for printing fake money?

>worthless paper
>people murder, cheat and still for a worthless paper

The US dollar is unironically backed by the US military. Everyone keeps lending the US govt money because they know they're going to be able to pay someday in the future no matter what.

does it let you print zimbabwe dollars?

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>dr. g. GONO
he's gone-o

>5 am and bored as fuck
>try scanning dollar bill just to see what happens
>get warning message
>6 am
>hear loud knock on door

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Is the US seriously still using paper for their bank notes?

The problem isn't with the fact its fiat.
The problem is with the central bank being owned by a certain rootless entity, as with almost every country by now.
Another problem is that you pay the interest on that fake money with real work.
Note that interest wouldn't be as big of a problem if all your (central)banks were local community owned since they don't siphon of wealth.
Gold won't fix anything and is just the other side of the same shekel.

At my work we photo copy checks to keep on record before cashing them. One client came in and paid cash and as a joke we told the guy he had to photocopy the bills. He was easily able to photocopy them all and then we called him an idiot.

It’s not paper. In fact, there is actually no paper in the bill at all.

Didn't that bill barely buy a loaf of bread back in the day?

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People were literally using them to wipe their ass.

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like the german marks

Damn.

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

>spend $2+ billion developing that new $100 bill to be secure and not easily counterfeited
>release it to Federal Reserve banks
>within 24 hours there are counterfeits that are so good even the Secret Service and US Treasure agents can't tell
>requires microscopic lab analysis to detect the fakes, the old "marker pen" method is no longer viable for the new bills
>to this day the whole thing was a failure and still is, always will be
>all that money wasted on developing the new currency format broken before it was even available
>laugh
>laugh again
>go back to printing stuff

Last I heard North Korea stopped making the superdollars in 2016, although some in the new 2013 redesign of the $100 bill started showing up by 2017 from an unknown source:

businessinsider.com/counterfeit-supernote-found-in-south-korea-2017-12

:^)

What about a cryptocurrency for each community backed 1 to 1 by something of value?

Don't know how that'd work.
What'd be your solution? how do you have the currency "worth" something in the community?

Or are you going to talk about the whole "work" in itself being the currency, if so, how will it be able to be exchanged for other products etc?

cryptocurrencies will never work as a mainstream thing
the blockchain will just get bloated until it's impossible to use