Technology only boomers buy

>when a boomer starts seeing black kids in his neighborhood

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> that zoomer that handles electronics with his sweater on

I'll have that with professional installation.

>Buying something 100x more expensive with zero tangible benefit
I don't know of many $9 keyboards of decent quality.
>They last longer
But they do. You need to provide some evidence, bud.
>They feel better
But they surely do, and they are much easier on my fingers.

*drives with the door open*
pssh nothing personel

>Buy one keyboard that lasts 10 years for $200
>Buy one hundred keyboards that last 100 years
Big think.
>They're easier on my fingers
lmao, this is pathetic

>>Buy one keyboard that lasts 10 years for $200
model ms from the 1980s are still around bub

wtf only 400 passwords?
you could fit more on 1mb memory

Look at this poorfag cope.

They do feel very slightly better. I use a keyboard eight hours a day. Hmm.

Probably does basic DNS filtering and that's it.

how would that even help?

>list of grocery items
>bank

131072 bytes.
thats ~330 characters per password if NONE of the space is used for the os

>implying black people don't commit the most crime consistently no matter their economic status

What exactly would that do

I don't understand what's even blocking the thing from moving then? Is it the windshield?

Digital picture frames
Blackberries
Ink jet printers
Smart TVs
DVDs

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Mate every electronics company will make you wear these

I can type way faster on my mechanical keyboard than a normal keyboard. The keys are super sensitive so i only press them a third of the way down. It's also more comfortable to type on. That's worth the money.

KEK

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These new smart outlets are getting better and better.

Hey, my '04 Camry.

OL

>Is it the windshield?

....yes

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That is a must if you have an old car with no alarm.

All boomers love black folk though.

>whole kit and caboodle

No that's what guns are for.

Just drive stick

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You a 20 year old boomer?

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>wearing one of those to touch electronics
Fuck this, i don't give a fuck

>I've tried banging the item on a hard surface
That's such a fucking boomer thing to do.

>boomers

look mom i learned a new word and now im going to shitpost on Jow Forums
yay

Monster Energy is technology?

>implying they can nigger rig a toyota to start without a key
They don't steal your car, user. They steal your change, your smokes, and your $15 pair of sunglasses
>source: myself

>200

>He doesn't run his workstation on his empty Monster cans

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i didn't like this boomer meme at first
(kek wrong definition i so funny) but now people legitimately don't know what a boomer is and just say whatever plus boomer and now we can see the actual idiots and laugh at them

The meme itself still makes me die a little on the inside but the retards are fun to watch.

*breaks out the windsheild and drives off*
psssh nothing personel kid

I didn't feel like bringing up that incorrect piece because you can get an 80 dollar mechanical that will last for 30 years

>I only eat at McDonald's: The Post

>zero tangible benefit
>proceeds to describe the tangible benefits

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>blackberries
Fuck you the Keyone is good

That would be more gen X. Boomers use whatever keyboard comes with their $800 Dell.

Memory leak, kek

Sadly not like you can get around the smart TVs if you want to get a new TV.

The air umidity in your city must be good.

they still sell dumb TVs for hotels/airports/schools/restaurants etc. Just like how cop cars and government vehicles don't come with "infotainment" systems

>desk fedoras

please fuck off back to R.eddit

In my experience they cost significantly more (at least in this shithole of a country) if you want to get them in low quantities aka less than 5.

It hits your legs when you want to turn.

>I've tried banging the item on a hard surface.
Wtf do boomer believe mechanical impact affects the movements of electrons or what?

And yet there are people that type faster than you on a typewriter.
While also explaining how they aren't actual benefits. Are you actually retarded?
Owning a mechanical keyboard is Reddit you faggot

>two units broke in the exact same way and nothing seems to fix it
>i'll just buy a new one

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True boomer item

HPE is surprisingly lax about it

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The Apple 3 is probably really the reason why old people hit tech shit to make it work.

Boomers think computers run on magic, they have no idea.

Found the 25 yr old boomer.

What are vacuum tubes?

Probably more people know about the Apple III now than did in the 80s.

>implying actual boomers have any fucking clue about vacuum tubes

boomers know more about vacuum tubes than most of us

>editing master lists in heaven now
>goodnight sweet prince.

RIP in peace.

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>son knows how to use a proxy

>posted 2017
>"hope I get more than 2 years out of it."

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Just do only right turns

I thought Jow Forums would love this because muh botnet

Relevant, my mom always forgets her passwords, so she wrote them all down in this big-ass folder in the house.

She keeps losing the folder.

CHINKED

I found one of these in an abandoned house and now I use it to turn on my vibrator, reminds me of having my own little sex slave that obliterates my prostate when I command it to. A little awkward when family comes over for a birthday party and I have to try to explain why there's a buzzing sound coming from my room after we sing happy birthday, but other than that, great find, and a fine rekindling of my prostate-related needs.

5/10

>t. boomer

5/10

I work at Office Depot and we started trying to sell these pieces of shit a couple of months ago. The display in the store has the most obnoxiously grating video demo with a high-pitched "computer typing noise" as text scrolls across the screen that manages to say absolutely nothing about the product or how it works. It turns out that whenever it detects "an attack", it dumps incoming and outgoing packets to null, meaning that if you manage to download malware, it completely locks you out of the Internet, preventing the malware from downloading additional payloads but also preventing you from getting tools to fix it. It is a humongous scam and we haven't sold a single one. In fact I'm pretty sure we never received any product to sell, just the stupid demo kiosk which I promptly unplugged and has stayed that way since. The dummy box on display is just a plastic shell but has a thick steel security cable on it anyway, so no one can demonstrate it effectively.

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I have no idea what the 30 yo boomer meme means
30yo ppl don't have problems with tech
theyre not boomers too

what the fuck

It's a post-ironic meme based on the trend of late 20s/early 30s people who grew up on the internet being overly nostalgic over the shows they watched, the games they played and early 00s internet culture in general and being generally pissy over any recent developments in anything.
In other words, they are to Gen Z what (actual) boomers are to millenials.

I see.

On how many levels of irony are memes these days?

>tfw nobody remembers gen x

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*Sips monster*

Yup, you young fellas these days can't survive without your fancy devices he he.
Martha, hand me my pager

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It's hilarious to me that Apple has had overheating issues from the beginning. Aesthetic over functionality.

Do people love being Apple cucked?

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OH GOD

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Why not just use one password for everything???

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