Dear programmers

Dear programmers,

Please stop fucking things up and beta test properly before releasing.

Regards,
End users

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End users are the beta testers

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But then how would you chuckle at having legions of freetards shill your shitty product?

Came to post this, fpbp

Devops and Software Development are two beasts that will continuously deploy beta testing software to you, the clients.

> uses bleeding edge
> HURR it no work

Dear end users,

please stop being retarded fucks and learn how to use software properly before complaining.

Regards,
Developer

Blame the management. I'm always eager to perfectly test everything and nitpick every detail. But I have to meet deadlines so I'm pushing a half-finished code that is barely tested.

Not an issue. Nobody uses my software anyways.

*locked and limited conversation to collaborators*

Dear fucktard.

We're paying your wage, do what the customer wants.

Regards,
C suites

Dear C suites, you don't pay me enough to warrant me listening to these shitty customers

I'm gonna need to go ahead and do some overtime this Saturday, we've really gotta push those new bugfixes through for the customer, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday too.

this
I'd much rather ship well tested code than ship shit
shipping shit leads to maintenance programming
maintenance programming much harder because it's like working on a running engine
management doesn't ever realize this
so they blow 80% of my time doing maintenance
leaving me 20% to develop new stuff
and of course, time crunch!
Ship the new shit now
We'll worry about fixing it later...
rinse, repeat

Oh no, we don't have enough programmers for all this new code we want
Let's hire contractors!
Contractors write new shit
Don't care it's shit
Ships shit
Then promptly leaves forever
Now I get their maintenance programming too

Dear used,

We don't give a fuck.

Sincerely,
developers of proprietary software

Dear end users,

Please tell our managers that their deadlines are impossible to achieve without cutting corners.

Sincerely,
Programmers.

It's a cursed cycle, friendo. Be strong

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Okay, you can pay me double for that

This is my life right now. I have to abandon all logic to give customers information in the same crappy unmaintainable format as 7 years ago when they signed the contract.
Management are the cancer that is killing my sanity

you get what you(r bosses) pay for