I caught my brat of a son secretly installing Windows on our home computer

I caught my brat of a son secretly installing Windows on our home computer.
How do I punish him?

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make him install gentoo

Install Gentoo.

put your penis in his gf

Windows is the past, the present and the future, old man. Resistance is futile.

Block microsoft's domains on router level, it breaks windows just in case he installs it again.

Make him use it.

>gf
is this a new word for pooper ?

Open your mouth for me.
Resistance is futile.

Make him use windows for 2 weeks.
>The old catch him with cigarette, make him smoke the whole pack now logic.

NO, DAD! PLEASE! NO!

Show him how awful windows is by doing what windows is doing. Spy on him constantly, he'll soon realize how awful that is.

congratulations, you raised a normal and well-functioning son

DAD: fucking normalfag REEEE!

force him to use an FSF distro

the fucker actively tried to download windows, no way in hell he has a gf

This many replies and none of them were "Throw him out the window."

ba dum tss

Beat him to death

Make him install Linux for Negroes

Chop off his fingers and make him eat them

Make him use a non-FSF distro.

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>How do I punish him?
Why would you? Let them explore on their own.
We have enough close minded shitheads in the world.

Molest him again.

Font?

you dont even have a son

Haha le upvoted

Ground him from using the computer for a month.

If it's a family/shared computer, you don't let your son change the operating system. He needs his own machine to tinker around on. But first, punish him because doing something like that behind your father's back is unacceptable.

Replace it with Windows ME and force him to use it.

Haha le redditfag

1. Put a password on the bios
2. Put your penis in his pooper

t. Redditfag

make him browse the web on emacs

By letting him pay off your mortgage/debts/bills, whilst you contribute to open source earning nil to feed the family.

Remove it and install a GNU+Linux system.