"ThinkPad? Linux? Easy."

>"ThinkPad? Linux? Easy."
>"Activate the hardware backdoor."

>*click*

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coreboot.org/
github.com/corna/me_cleaner
media.ccc.de/search/?q=intel me
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platform_Controller_Hub
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>deploy the hardware backdoor mitigation patch.
>*clickity clack click*

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coreboot.org/

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>"Bill. They've patched the hardware backdoor somehow. I don't know how. I didn't think it was possible. They've forced our hand. Proceed to Stage 2."
>"You don't mean..?"
>"Yes. Release the mosquitoes."

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>sudo apt-get install bug spray
>*fizz fizz fizz*

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You would still have to disable me.

The backdoor is the cpu not the bios

>tfw pre Intel ME cpu

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I wonder what OS most soccer players use

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Professionals: iOS
First world country non-pros: iOS
Third world poor non-pros: Android or None

>"Sir, kindly activate the accountants."
>*buys git*
>*poos*

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github.com/corna/me_cleaner

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True, did you live in a third world country?

Thanks for this thread, many people don’t know that you can remove the Intel backdoors with me_cleaner and this is a great thread to talk about it in. It works with most of the Intel platforms.

Thanks OP!

Wrong. It's in PCH/northbridge

Coreboot doesn't remove ME and still uses proprietary blobs which can't be audited. Libreboot is the only answer, or buy a new talos ii...

I don't mind there being a backdoor if she's involved

these threads always make me smile

Wrong. It's in both.

media.ccc.de/search/?q=intel me

Wrong.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platform_Controller_Hub

>m.wikipedia
Wrong.

Also tl;dr. I recommend watching the videos, it stops seeming so boring if you're using that shit all day long.

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Gotta bump this thread now.

>PNG instead of GIF
Wrong.

It's the superior image format

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>yaourt -S bug_spray_git_2.0
>sudo bug-spray fizz
>echo "Catch me now faggots"

actually this, up to this point I didn't know it could be that easily disabled

thanks OP