You are transported to the year 1900 with nothing but a TI-84. How do you use it to take over the world?

>Great Britain
>changing the
>for the better
lol

Find an industry that would benefit from the kinds of calculations that could be done. Pose as an accountant and do basic shit that would have taken hours for people at the time.

>Run out of batteries
>Useless because AAA batteries hadn't been invented

>Keep it
>Werk and save money to move to Germany
>Im 20 so I just wait for Hitler to rule Germany
>look for German waifu in the while
>Ask nazis to have a talk with Hitler, show my alien technology as a proof that its some important thing
>convince him to make Werner Heisenberg work seriously in the atomic bomb (he was actually capable to do it)
>Hitler wins the war
>end my life as an old dude in a Nazi dystopia.

Just seek out an audience with the smartest and most high status person I could find. I think it would be pretty easy to meet the president even, if you went back in time with that.

take it to the royal society, l'académie des sciences, the leopoldina, or whichever country you want to lead the world in the next century.

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>Can't figure out how to supply 1.5 volts in 1900 without buying little cylinders from a store

>AAA
kek
They're AA friendo.
Also you're retarded since even if the right size battery exists, you're assuming you can jury rig it.

Please go back to or

By becoming Hitler's fucktoy and establishing global 4th reich. TI 84 would be pretty useless, calculators already existed

>dystopia

I autistically dedicate myself to reproducing DES/RSA from memory and enigma cracks and move to Germany. I find strongly nationalistic German scientists to work with on my problems but I don't reveal my calculator to them.

When WWII happens I show my studies to the Nazi leadership. I disclose that their encryption is weak and the allies have broken it. I inform them of bletchley park. If they doubt my information I use the calculator as proof I've come from another time, a dark era where the reich has fallen and hedonism reins. I tell them to fear the US, to put a leach on the japs, to not betray the Soviets, and to fully commit the economy to war or perish. I tell them to lie to the conquered, to pretend to be liberators until they're used up. I bestow the concept of disinformation, advanced propaganda, and memetic warfare. I tell them cut the shit with obvious extermination campaigns, and to be more discreet, and always disconnect such actions from the party such that you can claim they were unauthorized abuses of power.

Together with German scientists we use the calculator as a foundation for the design of more easily manufactured silicon devices. The enigma machine is replaced by silicon machine that can do DES, which should be possible with discrete transistors. I absolutely beat it into everybody's head that random keys and seeds must come from random sources like avalanche diode rng circuits.

Through all of this I ask only for higher and higher status in the reich. We win and I'm sitting as a senior member of the Nazi party.

Utopia.
(((Phone)))posting just fucked me.

>Graphing calculators that can perform fourier transform in less than 10s existed in 1900.
hearty kek.

Still, I'd definitely seek out and give one to Wernher von Braun.
I'd also seek out Goddard and convince him to move to Germany, since he was wasted in USA.

Reverse engineer the thing. Use the aquired information plus my current knowledge to develop Computers. Sell PCs to companies and eventually consumers and become Micro$oft.

>I tell them to fear the US
>fear a jewish-controlled country

good goy

>to not betray the Soviets
0 Military thinking, you dipshit. Hitler attacked first bc USSR was preparing an invasion, not a defense. Trying to beat him defending would've been a massive rekt for Germans.

You have the most powerful mathematics machine around.
Why not speed up that Nuclear Weapons development and get some man-portable launchers going.

If you can't take over the world with computing power the likes of which the world has never seen before before the batteries in a calculator die you're doing it wrong

Wait until WWII and give it to hitler

Jow Forumstards are everywhere in this site, /x/, Jow Forums, /b/. Stay in your autistic board.

I'd wait for Curt Herzstark to be born and grow up then offer it as incentive for him to develop the and give me a Curta

Run doom on it, just because I can, only to later realize no one gives a shit about it even in 1900

>tfw design complex machines with tight tolerances via math and targeting systems via physx for siege warfare
>combined with chemistry equations to produce chemicals
>also run worlds banking organisation with my calculations
>secretly have it flashed with KnightOS and I can run my C/ASM programs and have actualy computing environment
>build giant house sized lead acid battery structures with wind/water turbines around it

Or

>Keep the TI-84 in secrecy and travel and live Germany for a couple years
>Join the NSDAP early and rise through the ranks
>Wait until they are elected in 1933
>Guide Hitler and advise not to go heavy om lebersrum
>if and When WW2 is around the corner, tell Hitler that you are a time traveler from the future and show him the TI-84 as proof
>Hitler will have to take your word for it since you have an advanced piece of technology that no one had during the time
>You tell him not to invade Poland saying that it would start the worst conflict of all human history and he will have to take your word for it
>He doesn't invade Poland and will continue what the plan of shipping the European Jews back to Madagascar
>the TI-84 is examine by NS German scientists and kick-starts golden computer age during the 1950's
>Millions of whites European are saved, Jews in Madagascar will now be closely monitored by NS Germany as a satellite state and can no longer use Holocaust for white guilt
>Everyone will have a an equivalent power to a 1990's PC in the 1960's
>NS Germany would probably colonize entire solar system by time
>The world will now be a way less shittier place and far more Superior in technology and morals than it is today

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>Join the NSDAP early and rise through the ranks

this is risky, being NSDAP was a rough shit, you could end like Horst Wessel.

We'd be living in a Zilog world.

>Go to America's army and say I have a device that can computate 2^256 numbers per second
>sell it and get rich
>Invest in companies of the time that I know will be successful

>He thinks american jews would let Hitler build a succesful Germany

Just like jews did in WW1, they would find a reason to make USA attack Germany. Also USSR would invade them anyways, that was the plan at first.

this so much, bagdad batteries, or hell even fruit/potato batteries .

you know what I would destoy that thing and enjoy the times. I wouldn't change a thing.

fuck you op you filthy millennial. you're the reason why we have so much degeneracy and why our society is basically a bunch of sheep.

fuck you cunt.

when i was a kid, i powered an lcd game using a cell i made out of some coins, paper, and salt water

i have no idea what i would do if i got the fastest supercomuter let alone a fucking TI-84

Introduce the people of the world to Pimp Quest and Drug Wars

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Great Britain is the name of an island, numbfuck.

No, the currency is called Good Boy Points.

This is time cop designation 201X2UA

You've been summoned by the time master to attend the time trials for being such a faggot before the year 2050, the earlier known reports of such faggotry are from then. You are charged with illegal time travelling, but I'm a good cop and will send you further back because your father saved my dog's pet's life back in 2042.

You may bring your PC and one videogame. What do you take back? Excuse the exposition I'm bored.

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I use it to calculate ballistic trajectories in ww 1 and 2, also break the Enigma.

I take minecraft and begin the age of autism 100 years earlier than expected.

What in the fuck are you talking about?

basic general knowledge of the future will be worth alot more than a calculator with limited battery life

i think you might get shot after you win your fourth or fifth lottery

He thinks "GBP" stands for "Great Britain Pound"

I need to warn the Tsar. Luckily, he speaks fluent English.

but now the future has changed because youre there

now your head is filled with useless shit because you didnt study math and science you studied how to be gay online lmao dogstroyyyeeed

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You do know you don't need batteries to power something that takes batteries, right?

I feel like shooting myself in the head right now.

I think maybe this is good backup of say you got killed before their rise of power

>If say you were killed before the NSDAP get elected into power, you would setup a string of letters about yourself how you are a time traveler, how World War II will start, and how to prevent it in to prove it you're really a time traveler and your word is true.
>Hide the TI-84 in the secret location to make sure that it will be properly working for decades
>Hitler Haley was enough soldiers and officers to find the TI-84 and everything will be go in plan for there on out

You right this would seem a problem then but then if everything goes according to plan, american Jews wouldn't even dare go against a superpower like Germany even with all the money in the world because during the time America was in a great depression and not yet a superpower. Meaning that the Jews wouldn't really be able to push the war at Germany because no real reason for it. Everyone at the time was focusing how to keep a steady income and pay off the bills, they wouldn't want to cause a war that will cost a shit ton of taxpayers money and a lot of resources to fight a pointless proxy war. The Jews would have to have a damn good reason to go to war with Germany. The reason why we able to do that today for proxy wars is because we're are a superpower and the richest country in the world with the largest military budget in the world

it was only after World War II they became what the U.S is today. NS Germany could be more powerful than both the USSR and America combined during 1950's. Hitler can easily remove the Communist Party out of power easily with little to no Resistance with far more advanced technology thanks to the TI-84 kickstart of the computer age. Hitler would have pushed for National Socialist parties in America, allow them to gain power with the help of German money and resources. That said this is only one scenario out of countless possibilities that could happen

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we need to learn new skills to fight the Jew, user. Get used to us.

>but now the future has changed because youre there
unless him being there in the past is already a part of the past we know right now?

Just saw that pathetic thread over at /sci/. Are you happy OP? /sci/ is full of brainlets, and Jow Forums has a bunch of facist manchildren

Because of this thread I just took my old TI-82 stats out of my drawer. I put in some batteries and remembered I don't know how to use it anymore.
Anything cool to do on it?

Write a "hello world" program in TI Basic.
I would be worshiped as a god.

>Do astronomical calculations about comets and shit that will happen
>Be worshipped as the son of god owner of the divine instrument of the stars
>Create your own institutional religion

Its not hard

How would you survive in 1930s Germany without speaking German?

In many languages the direct translation of Great Britain is the name of the country, it's an easy mistake to do. Not everyone is American.

Why the Ti-84 and not more updated versions with newer cpus?

Travel to Colorado Springs. Find Tesla. Show him the calculator, tell him he's onto something but Wardenclyffe is a dead end and that trying to give free energy to the world will only result in his financial ruin and the near complete memoryholing of radiant electricity technology.
Become Tesla's assistant. Help him avoid the money pit of financing a giant tower with someone else's money and instead focus on decentralization. If subterfuge required, build a tower or stay in Colorado "working on it," but build suitcase miniature power receivers for volunteers to carry with them/power their electric cars using limitless wireless scalar wave energy.
Use the calculator for help with design, proof of concept of electronic parts, and any high level math needed. Build a communication network using superior Tesla wave radio tech. Disseminate onto this early meshnet the plans to build the suitcase receivers, or instructions for how to easily upgrade the radio receiver into a power receiver as well. Build a decentralized world-wide army of electrical wizards.
Ensure that Albert Kikestein's name never becomes known except as a wife beating plagiarist. Save the world from shitty lying Jewish physics. Prevent war forever with literal SDI for all countries. Become a type 1 civilization by Y2K and explore space.
Lament the fact that while Tesla and I have advanced our species by at least 100 years and changed the future of humanity for the better, my entire breadth of knowledge about computer science is now worthless, as PCs and video games as I remember them will never be made because their creators will now likely never be born.

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*AAA Retard

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Because even the TI-84 is a fucking monster as far as computers in 1900 go

Prontosil and ibuprofen. Both much easier to make from raw materials

TI-Nspire CX, TI-Nspire CX CAS
comes with 16bit color ( 320x240 res )

This is 10x faster ( at least going by mhz rating ) and 512x more ram ( 64MB vs 128 MB)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_Texas_Instruments_graphing_calculators

I'm well aware.

Mass produce this object and integrate it into all German artillery?

Kys shitskin people call it UK or england not Britain, because they have north Ireland. You confuse a name of the island with 3 countries.

>people call it UK or england not Britain
In YOUR language, sure.

You know that Ireland was a part of the UK in 1900 but left early in the century, right? Great Britain is the UK and Ireland, but used to be just the UK.

RENT FREE

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become the editor of the most accurate logarithm tables, leading the industry and becoming the master of marine navigation

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Batteries not included

Luckily electricity has already been discovered in 1900

they're literally the same fucking voltage you mongoloid
you need only 3 volts to run a TI84 and electricity was not some fanciful magic in 1900. In fact only 10 years later IBM built the US government a machine to tabulate the census, which was the beginning of the modern computer revolution.

Jow Forums is Jow Forums where it's nazis are more concerned about free open source software.

>implying you need all that to do some simple math in the past
the CX's battery life is fucking terrible and it takes a proprietary rechargeable pack as opposed to AA size cells.

btw AA's were standardized in 1907, so it would not be difficult to find batteries to run an 84 in 1900 at all, though they would probably not be a perfect fit and the output unstable.

>comes with 16bit color ( 320x240 res )
i'd be too tempted to use it for porn instead

>Great Britain is the UK and Ireland, but used to be just the UK.
Jesus wept

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AAs were released in 1907, they were standardized in 1947

Jow Forums is Jow Forums. Get back, bugman.

Haha you never left tumblrinas

kys faggot

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To this day the ruler and compas still defeats a gps and electronics

for plotting intercepts and attacking surface craft.

this defeats your calculator because its faster than typing digits and just as accurate

Outside of killing niggas on the seas your calculator might prove useful

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>wieso denkst du, man mehrfach sprache nicht lernen kann

>Wieso denkst du, dass man nicht mehrere Sprachen lernen kann?
ftfy

>1900
>TI-84 having anything new
Sell it for a bit of novelty money

fuck off you absolute brainlets

this

Danke. My highschool German is very rusty.

>er versteht Deutch nicht

put it in my ass

>be me
>eating chettos
>when suddenly fedora
>fedora backs time
>i back time too
>"W-whwer am AI??"
>"Oh my gosh sir, are you hurt? what did happened back there?"
>"Bagon ThrauGH!1!!"
>throw TI-84
>hit waman, se dais
>raip herr
>"Well what we have got here? a nice gentleman teaching her place! good day sir enjoy your day"
>lov masigonitic sozaitei
>wak aup
>al a drem

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why would you need to find charles babbage? that's like time travelling with a light bulb and taking it straight to Edison or whoever the fuck was who invented it. pointless...

Modelling power of the calc is limited by applications available in 1900 and user knowledge, which should include calculus, thereby making the calc useless as a calc.

If you brought the manual, too, maybe you can figure out the thing's timing circuit to do magic tricks with electricity, or secretly toil to understand its circuitry so that you can get a job with Edison and score some patents.

*snap*
Yep.