Jow Forums is smart

if all 70 billion of us drink twice as much water for a week it should stop being flooded

are they even worth the scuba oxygen tanks?

can someone calculate it quick? they used over 100 tanks already. they will use many more

>Can someone calculate it quick
>Putting a price on human life

aren't they from that country known for their slave fishing ships? must be a price

One guy trying to save 'em already drowned, so, since human life is surely equivalent to human life, I'd say that they're worth about 12 rescuers. At that point, it wouldn't be worth further investment.

Pinch them in the butt so that they run fast to exit.

In reality they are pretty fucked. None of them know how to swim and the route out takes 4 hours for expert cave divers (aka highly trained, best in the world) to traverse unencumbered. good fucking luck getting these kids through that. Waiting for the water to drain will take months unless there is some kind of a miracle, which means months of these divers risking their lives ferrying supplies in which case more will certainly die, not to mention they have to deal with 13 people shitting and pissing in this tiny rock hill they are stuck on for that time.

They probably need to do what those niggas did in Chile when those miners were trapped, spend a month drilling a hole down to pluck them out one by one. They are forced to do that or some other outrageously expensive and costly operation because they have the worlds attention and would prefer not to fuck up in front of everyone.

they can shit in the water idiot

Just drink all the water

>cockroaches are human

They are still spending a prolonged period next to what equates to an open air sewer, the same sewer that divers have to swim through to reach them, do you see no potential problem there?

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how did they end up in this predicament! yahuhuhohohoooooh!

>1. Freeze the water around the cave to stabilize the pressure.
>2. Dig a tunnel to the cave from above.

>implode the mine
>make a documentary
>????
>Pulitzer prize

you're a genius user

what's this thread about?

>that
>human

I only count 7

what happened to the other 5 nigglets?

Sure, why not.

send it back down

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drop a tungsten rod from orbit or maybe just dig a hole with bunker busters

A bunch of animals got stuck in a cave and can't get out, for some reason people spend a shitton of money to rescue them, even though some retard would run them over in the next 2 years anyway

I'd burn 'em to safe 'em from life.
That's the most human's thing, trust me.

lol fuck'em

Send them a dull knife and 3 gopros and tell them I get a team of divers to rescue the winner.

Musk is already on it
>bouncy castles

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Why did they go in there in the first place? Morons!

Cave exploration is a popular sport.

fuck off tripfag or i'll rape your ass

This is actually the exact same idea I had... Put a tube through the sections with water, remove water from tube, let them crawl through.

I don't like anal sex :( Nor being raped.

>Let epic PR man

Put them in a body bag with a breathing device and cary them through. James Bond did it.

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I prefer the nature's way of dealing with such issues

>animals
>Niglets
This is Jow Forums not /mlpol/

Children are worth more then adults, fucking retard

Kek. In case it fails they can be transported directly to the morgue without repackaging.

>dragging your wothless ass into a barely reachable part of a cave system and dying there is a sport

Reading what you guys are saying when presented with an actual, real-world scenario problem doesn't surprise me.

Hope we haven't distracted you guys from your Razor mice, iPhones, Androids and bedroom threads. Why is this board called Tech? It's more like overstimulated toddlers at play.

Who sold the idea to you guys that being racist is funny? It actually makes you look stupid. And inferior in a lot of other ways.

"Potential" is meaningless in the face of actual value, and children have nothing but "potential". If you killed every adult on the planet the kids would end up dying because they're too stupid or immature to deal with anything. If you killed every kid on the planet the adults could just make more.

You have to go back.

Not in asian countries you dunce

I'm sure that coach was ready to explore some tiny crevices

>That 25 year old boomer who can't appreciate a tiny bit of funposting

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Please go back to Jow Forumsimahugefaggotrapemyface. PLEASE!

Let me guess. You'd be there helping them if you hadn't broken both thumbs on your sóy bottles.

let them die
save the money
invest in bitcoin
???
proffit

I see from this comment that you have never been outside/had any real world interaction

Actually, why not. Although I'd pick a rigid box, wet but warmed water.

That boomer has patrician taste.

Upvoted

why don't they just send them a shit ton of drugs so they can at least die painlessly?

Spitting Jow Forums memes sort sums up your inability to be logocal. You're unreasonable so you have to either be facitious or defensive when actually prodded by reasonable people.

Because you would never in your bitch ass life act in the real world how you're acting right now. But hey I guess you have a safe space here huh? lol, fag.

adults who are established professional rescue workers in peak physical and mental condition > kids who may or may not amount to shit

>25 year old boomer

arent boomers like 60 years old by now?

Redditor alert. Weewooweewooweewoo. Someone get this Redditor out of here.

Elon Musk is a specialist on tight tiny holes now that he fucks Grimes.

They are around 1 km deep.Right under a mountain.

I've been on Jow Forums longer than most people. Were you here when when Acid Burn and King Neckbeard were here? When Jordan posted selfies? When we tried taking down Bill O'Reilly's website?

lol, fuck off. Go find your meme flunkies and crack jokes about "nigglets and shitskins! LOL."

Again, it's a blessing for you racists to have a safe space here on the internet, but you would never in your bitch ass lives say anything like that in the real world.

being a a poltard is more cringy then being a redditor

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I suggest we go eat some icecream.

Someone escort this Redditor back to his safe space, please.

Redpilled

>talks about Jow Forums
>posts picture of redditor from t_D
wow you redditors sure are funny in the head

>implying those faggots aren't from Jow Forumsthe_donald
Though you wouldn't be wrong saying that most of Jow Forums is from there now.

>Razor mice
?

Oh so you're a nigger, that's why you mad.

Why niggers always imply people are scared to call them as such irl? There's a good chance I would woop your nerd nigger ass no problemo.

Build some tall towers on the mountain, run a cable between them and use it to string up a giant tent to keep rain water off the mountain so the caves will dry out again.

Open the top with a bunker buster. Get the bodies out.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
The post

In reality nothing will save them. Rainwater will flood the cave and everyone would drown. We can only witness their last moments due to years of camera miniaturisation rnd. That's very Jow Forums.

You don't have to be a specops killing machine to beat some nigger, that's exactly what I was talking about.

Trips for truth. We'll stick with this plan.

>he's not a racist
what are you doing on Jow Forums man

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

i can't be the only one who thought manhattan signature spam when I saw this post

I already got that you're butthurt from your previous posts. No need to spam my nig.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the full story? Why did they enter the cave in the first place and how did they get stuck? Also why can’t they just swim down there with a bunch of oxygen tanks, give them to the kids and have then swim out slowly?

They're thais so let them die. Nothing of value will be lost.

It wasn't their first time going into the cave, something about their coach taking them there to celebrate or do something special after games.

>do something special after games
Pederasty! Sodomy!

In short, kids were in a cave when it rained, got trapped:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tham_Luang_cave_rescue

Maybe someone has a good diagram of the cave, but the problem is it's a cave diving challenge with muddy cold waters, some prolonged dive, and a squeeze-through passage too narrow to pass wearing bottles, and the kids are non-swimmers in not their best condition.

>braaaaaaaaaaap
>Do nothing.
>Profit!

>Classmates and teachers of the team spent time chanting and praying for the boys while they were missing.
I suggest we join along with the chanting.

Drop a nuke on the region.
Vaporising all humans above ground and below ground for several km
No more problem

I remember when Jordan was here, but not when he posted selfies... can you post one?

So why not tranq the little shits and have divers get them out one by one

I don't get why all you Jow Forums faggots want to see some random Thai kids dead, and why you do it on Jow Forums.

I think there is no known nuke that vaporises below ground for several kilometers, user.

Give them Plato's book.
And the Bible.
There, niggers saved.

>Surveys showed flooded passages in a portion of the cave that penetrates far into the mountain. The point where the boys are stationed is about 3.75 kilometres (2.33 mi) from the entrance and 800–1,000 metres (2,600–3,300 ft) below the top of the mountain.[30] The route to them has several flooded sections and some parts which are extremely narrow,[31] and parts that may have strong currents and zero visibility.[32] The journey length is several hours, even for experienced divers,[28] and a child panicking during the journey could prove fatal

Yeah, RIP.