Why is Japanese website design such outdated shit?

RIP in potatoes Tora no Ana, you used to work before the pajeets got to you.

>implying web 1.0 isn't the pinnacle of design
>implying function over form isn't superior to bloated, pointless effect-laden bullshit
>implying dillo isn't a legitimate browser

>criticize web 1.0 for abusing frames
>web 2.0 is single page apps and redundant static 5 mb downloads everywhere

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Jow Forums.org/frames

I too am uncomfortable without 17 Web 2.0 scripts running in the background to let the botnet know where I am at all times

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Because japs arent actually that good with computers despite the stereotype

function > form

It's beautiful, go fuck yourself you offended millenial

To remain compatible with shitty japanese flip-phones

Japanese websites are utilized for mobile viewing anyway.
Light data, simple.

>that 30 year old boomer who hates web 2.0 because he grew up in technologically simpler times

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Reminder 2chan has vp9 webm support and we don't.

To keep normies away.

Besides the language, that's perfectly fine. No 50mbs of Javascript just to scroll text

and mp4 too.
don't know for what reason though.
mp4 with 2 mb limit size will always look like shit.

Why is American website design such outdated shit?

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Given how slow and horribly inefficient most Japanese sites are to browse, Japanese Web 1.0 sites are a blessing.

People here will say that looks good just to be contrarian, ignoring the fact that you could make that pile of shit look 100x better without resorting to bloated js frameworks.

Its pretty

That particular one was stolen from the Japs by moot.

>Why is Japanese website design such outdated shit?
fast
lightweight
no bullshit
what's wrong with this ?

He is used to smartphone friendly websites

I'm love for that design.

That actually looks pretty nice.

These answers. Everyone in Japan was browsing the internet on their phones since the 90s. So that's what they consider basic web design to be still.

OP confirmed faggot

Fukken Seconded!

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> going to some relevant shit
> it connects to 10 cdns, 15 analytics companies, 25 ads servers
> pop-up video autoplaying in the background
> pop-up to ask you to give a permission to show notifications
> pop-up in the middle of the page to subscribe that shitsite
> pop-up to share that page in the social networks
> every single block of webpage is full of javascript to display some cool effects and count every your move
> playing with 10 thousands of fonts
> to read a single word 'poo' you literally need to download more than 20MB of content

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This is a perfect mix of modern-looking and lightweight
Truly the white man wins once again

I unironically laughed at this
Am I reddit now?

comfy

>Light data, simple.
That's false. All modern JP websites are full of huge, heavy images for literally anything. They barely use CSS, everything is just images.

Yeah execpt moot literally just cloned a japanese imageboard to create Jow Forums.

False dichotomy.

>"outdated shit"
>no google amp
>no google tag manager
>no google ads
>no google analytics
>entire page load under 20kb
I wonder who's behind this post

Japan is resistant to most technology advanced
They love to use excel for anything they possibly can, and fax things.
Hell, flip phones are still a thing over there. So websites have to allow for that.

Fuck off with your dead meme

s/advanced/advances/

>page literally covered in little legumes
>triggered by the mention of the beans
I know who curled up in a ball and cried on election night

>thinking I'm american
user please

It's not a "triggered" thing, it's just so saturated that any validity that there was originally has been lost. Now it's just your buzzword for "thing I don't like and/or don't understand"

I know, you illegals cried too
Look, it was funny
They page is covered in beans
The fact that you took offense says more about you than the heckler
You should probably take an anger management course
there's no need to be upset
youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

Whenever people complain about minimalist websites I post this.
berkshirehathaway.com/

because it works and you're a faggot

as long as the design is clean and adaptive it's still serving its purpose just as intended. you don't need too much design, especially for an imageboard.

It's called non-bloat, the japanese are the superior race.

And made it better*
This is a thread to laugh at the imageboard moot copied from, look at them now lmao. It's right on the OP pic.
Jow Forums is miles better

??

gtfo my internets

you gtfo of Jow Forums if you unironically prefer that gay pink shit
learn japanese if you want to use bad websites

t. 27 year old boomer

>They love to use excel for anything they possibly can, and fax things.

I work in a American company where everybody make reports in Excel and we use faxes
>Hell, flip phones are still a thing over there. So websites have to allow for that.

The newest Nokia "banana phone" say hello

>dosen't like pink
Are you gay or something?

What exactly wrong with it (except color scheme)?

These

It looks almost exactly the same aside from the background image. Jow Forums's front page actually looked less like Futaba's back in 2003 than it does now.

Do the 2ch boards really not have catalog mode? Or am I blind?

Last I checked was a few years ago, they didn't back then so no reason to believe they might have gotten something done since then.

Nvm I found it, check under the new thread post in the news, looks dogshit though, everything super small.

randomwire.com/why-japanese-web-design-is-so-different/

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and thats a good thing

I didn't even knew this existed.

Because function is more important than form.

2ch functionality is literally worse than Jow Forums though

Who cares?

>American Jow Forums
>no soul

>Japanese Jow Forums
>LOADS OF SOUL

Me.

Jow Forums BTFO

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is buffet himself updating it in a free time?

boomers like shiny shit made for toddlers like ipads. they couldn't handle this at all

>t. zoomer

Why can't people just admit that 2ch looks worse and functions worse than simple, clean sites like Jow Forums without bringing up bloated web 2.0 shit?

Ruby/Rails is very popular in japan

what a harsh senpai

>Why is Japanese website design such outdated shit?
if it works, don't fix it.

I still code all my web content in HTML4 with no CSS or Javascript.
I make sure my page can render in fucking IE5 and Netscape 4.

>modern JP websites
Most are not.

Like anything else that's remotely funny on the internet, that shit started here but spread and was ruined with unfunny shit. Then it was run into the ground and watermarked.

You have two kinds of japanese web sites
Basic web 1.0 stuff, and NicoNico tier garbage that uses all of the advancements in web site technology for all the wrong reasons

>watermarked
Why do people do this? Have these pathetic retards achieved so little in their lives that they feel a sense of ownership over derivatives of other people's creations?

>pink as the dominant color
>cute anime character
>friendly, welcoming introduction
>site is known as the 'cesspool of the internet' and the 'internet hate machine'
>users are mostly depicted as pedos, hackers, racists and incels in the mainstream media

what did moot mean by this?

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polyglot xhtml 4
or die

>moot
who?

>NicoNico tier garbage that uses all of the advancements in web site technology for all the wrong reasons
but I like NicoNico more then youtube

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seems the mods get their pants in a twist about beans too
they deleted half that discussion

because japs can't program unlike the chinese

implying the bloated websites we have now are good

Because it functions fine. They have greater video support than we do, you can actually post without Javascript, and their thumbnails are bigger than ours. Most of the functionality that Jow Forums implemented has only served to turn the site into a shitty chatroom, encouraging high speed shitposting for (You)s. Also Futaba is not 2ch.