/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
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#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• More and more Putin cards turn out to be duds • user considers buying a colourful Xiaomi backpack for $10 • user permanently fixes his eGPU to his laptop • Upset Swedes • user gets some chinky components • user gets some spray for his dick it's not very effective • 64gb Sharks go for $19 on Taobao • user has a big box full of chink shit arrive • user gets some airpod copies • user recommends this 8h back pillow • user gets a muscle massage thingy

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rbt.asia/g/thread/66607805
s.aliexpress.com/FF7zeEZj
amazon.com/Huion-1060-Plus-Graphic-Pressure/dp/B01FTE9HS2/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1530916988&sr=1-5&keywords=huion tablet
twitter.com/AnonBabble

If I leave it plugged in 24x7 will my house burn down?

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Who /T2 + Rockbox/ here? what are your bass/treble settings?
I fell for the T2 meme but i feel like these are way too bright for my pleb tastes.

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

rbt.asia/g/thread/66607805

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First time chink shit shopper here. How is it possible that my package departed from chink land and after that it departed from the warehouse?
Am I getting CHINKED?

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You're always getting chinked, everyone in this thread is getting chinked, this thread is the chink. Embrace the chink.

Tracking is complete nonsense and never works. Your item will arrive. Eventually. Probably.

Change tips, insertion depth, canal width and material will change the resonance frequency, at certain ranges you might perceive it as bright.
Also learn to use the peq.

Is there any decent chink portable console for emulators?

I remember some time ago the Dingo A320 was well received but I can't find it anywhere.

I was looking at the RS 97 but I want to hear some input. I don't really want to buy a greasy used PSP.

Just ordered 16 for several pcs, hope I don't get chink'd

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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

That one uses a jz4760, the same chip found in music players and a generation lower than the one in the gcw zero.
It clocks higher than the psp but doesn't really have a gpu.
But ultimately it's cheap chink shit. Just buy a vita if you want something good, its buttons are great except the shoulder buttons.

Got this watch strap for my amazfit bip. The material is nice and soft and the clasp works well, but it smells terrible so I've switched back to the original strap for now. I have another color of this same strap coming in the mail from a different seller, hopefully it won't smell too.

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But why? Could have just bought some F12 which are known and reliable.

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just get a controller for your phone and install retroarch. chinkemus are pretty garbage

Can anyone recommend a chinkshit lavalier microphone?

BOYA

Generally anything that needs a battery

>18:9 ratio
>what is 2:1

from my experience, fans made from shiny plastic crack after less than a year. expect loud in a couple of months, even after oiling them properly, those shits are awfully unbalanced
fans made of thick matte dark plastic are often ok-ish

Oh man, I want to order one too. How is it? Quality? Is the electrocution strong? Does it feel good? Etc. Thanks.

Shit I'm retarded, meant to quote him, the user with the electro massager :

>tfw I recognize those girls

I bet they work at Panda Express don't they?

They look exactly the same

Just leave it in the sun for a few days. All chink shit smells like despair and hunger

Bad idea to leave it in the sun. Just leave it somewhere warm and well ventilated. Sun is a bad idea because UV destroys shit like niggers destroy civilisation.

So I am , trying to solve this peacefully with the chink. Send him a video to showcase that the card is dead, unless he provides a refund no later than Tuesday, I am going for a dispute. Not the first time tho, I've been ordering chink shit for like 5 years, had to dispute a couple of times, every time it was in my favor.

No but your car will

With Jesus Dick Store?

Yeah, will see how it goes.

Why aren't there cheap decent mmcx cables without the retarded memory thingy? Who the fuck buys "audiophile" cables for $100 from chinks?

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Try covering the front housing vents (hole arond the root of the nozzle).
Use EQ.

Also: hail trips!

The whole fucking point of leaving things outside is for the UV light to do its work. If it degrades that fast it would degrade while you were wearing it outside as well.

You can get them for a few dollars.
They are braided like the new KZ ones.


s.aliexpress.com/FF7zeEZj

I saw that the KZ ATE-S and the KZ ZS3 both come for around 8 Dollars. Not that it would be a lot of money to lose, but I don´t want to buy both and end up with one pair laying around because the other ones are better.

Any advice on which to prefer?

Or pay some more for another model?

I had the ATKs and they were kinda decent, so I want to give the brand another shot.

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They're absolutely the worst to dispute. They need some Jesus with their shitty attitude.

Have a look around on Dingoonity forum. Though I think RS97 is probably the best one out of the chink handhelds.

That was an option I considered but I can't really find a controller of my liking.

I just wanted something good enough for a quick game while laying on the bed before going to sleep and 40 bucks ain't much.

It's called 18:9 because the most common aspect ratio is 16:9 and it's easier to visualise the difference between 16:9 and 18:9 than 16:9 and 2:1. Same reason why 16:10 is that instead of 8:5, or why 21:9 isn't 7:3.

Need some input here.

I'd really like to buy an auto knife for collecting purpose, but they're illegal in my country, illegal as in you can get a fine from 600 to 30000 bucks. But honestly, it's the same situation with my nunchaku.

I will never carry it so the only risk is it being opened before delivery, something that never happened on my 40-50 chink orders.

What would you do?

>What would you do?
not be a faggot and not order it. I suppose you can always claim you didn't order it and plead ignorance. there have been reports of people receiving thing they didnt order. but the onus would be on you to prove you didn't order any chink auto knife.

The secret is generally this; when they ask you if it's yours, say no.
If something is illegal and they find out, they sit on it, and wait for you to come collect it. They send you a nice little note saying to come collect it since it's been impounded or something, and then when you come get it, that's the proof that you ordered it.
If it doesn't arrive, forget about it.

The thing is, here in Spain, that kind of felony is supposed to be evaluated by the police.

I mean, it is a forbidden weapon, but is not the same if some autist buys it from the chink to keep it at home to fuck around, and being caught with one at the club at 3 am.

A friend had a 15 cm blade folding knife (forbidden weapon as well here) found at home by the police and they just took it, no fine at all.

Any chink knockoffs for LCDSYSINFO?

i dont know what country he's in, you can't just assume that, the very fact a prohibited item arrived with his name and address on it, isn't enough to charge him.

Are there any other forums/places that discuss cool chink shit? I love /csg/ but it's so inactive.

There is a chinkshit d*scord in the OP but IDK if you want to use Atom cancer

Correction: I meant electron cancer.

any cheap oscilloscope recommendations?

I don't really want to waste my time in a chatroom to be honest. Would rather have a forum or something.

so basically it makes as much sense as using kmAh instead of Ah

the 2ch.hk has a bunch of /csg/-esque threads but I don't know on what board and I don't know russian

>registered a discord account for something non-/csg/ related
>think to myself, now that I have an account, might as well join the /csg/ discord
>1758 members, 646 currently online
>mfw there's an entire society of chinkshitters out there
I never would've guessed these threads are this popular. Or do people join the discord from somewhere else?

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>1758 reddits
fuck i'm glad i don't use söycord

I'm pretty sure a most of those people are simply lurking for deals and coupons posted on #hotdeals (though there's less of those now since Comfy is gone). Only small fraction of those 1758 are actually active.

It's a shit ton of people just idleing thought. Ask a question in the general once and disappear. Also lurking for deals.
Nonetheless buying chink shit is huge now, just look at reddit for comparison.

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an even smaller fraction of those 1758 are sexually active

>I love /csg/ but it's so inactive
post shit to-buy/you-bought, thats what anons are here for. who cares if its slow, its not like chink shit is going to arrive any faster

Look on Reddit where?

>gaycord

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>reddit
Fashionreps
Alifind
Aliexpress

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Nigga I can't even visualize 16:9 and neither can you. The resulting fraction is irrational. 1:2 is literally "height is half width."

Do any chinese tablets have a knockoff of the apple "smart cover" available? Or some other solution to have a 2-angle stand and a cover without adding much thickness to the device?

First time using the randomizer. This was the first hit.

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>Nigga I can't even visualize 16:9 and neither can you
What I meant is that you can visualize the difference, ie. 21:9 is wider than 18:9 is wider than 16:9. 16:10 is taller than 16:9. And when you're holding a 16:9 smartphone, watching a 16:9 TV and using a 16:9 monitor you can approximately think what 16:9 looks like.

>2:1 is literally "height is half width"
So is 18:9. Do you really need fraction reduced to be able to work out what te ratio is?

There's been a shitposter submitting absolute garbage items that nobody will ever buy, just report it so it gets deleted by xyz user

There is plenty of perverts in this thread, they are probably genuine buys

/csg/ perverts just buy anime pedo shit

>Who the fuck buys "audiophile" cables for $100 from chinks?
audiophiles

cyka blyat forums

This huion tablet is on sale for $60 for the next half hour or so
>amazon.com/Huion-1060-Plus-Graphic-Pressure/dp/B01FTE9HS2/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1530916988&sr=1-5&keywords=huion tablet

>$60+$45 shipping
lel
based AliChinks and their worldwide free shipping

I bought some of those just not pleather

Has anyone tried chink pencil cases? Just need a simply one that won't flake after 2 weeks. I"ll probably get one that's pencil length and one that's ruler length.

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Sweet fucking Jesus. ZS3s. This is what I've been waiting for. These fuckers are so comfy and shut out so much sound, if you like warm sounding buds get em. They're pretty inexpensive. I prefer these over T2s but that's because I prefer warm over neutral. What's your pick?

Cheaper at Walshart.

just ordered this one

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That's adorable tho

The /csg/ discord is insanely active, I don't know of any other chink discussions that are as busy. It has got its fair share of attention whores and faggots though. The obese American guy who constantly rants about hating Dutch people is insufferable, everyone else is more or less okay.

Remember to report back

that's disgustingly awesome

I love chink fans. Outfitted my whole computer with 5 of them. I don't think they run any louder than your average fan.

Even had one from before that cracked right down the middle. Just epoxied it and it still runs like a champ. I would suggest that you put a sticker or tape on the spinning center to help prevent the thing from flying apart.

Just ordered the Memenote 5, should I flash an original ROM as I put my hands on it?

Is there a hi-fi portable player that has /csg/'s recommendation?
These type of thing.

aliexpress.com/store/product/Hot-ZIKU-HK-X9/1825606_32849048083.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Aigo-108/119089_32803899852.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Shanling-M0/519064_32869895107.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Hidizs-AP60-II/932490_32834363447.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Cayin-N3/1162442_32816621955.html

MUJI

Fiio, xDuoo, Benjie T6

Shanling m0 is the best out of those

Yeah, I was thinking that one or the Cayin N3.
What has been posted about those?

m0 is a newer product in general. It uses a integrated audio chip, the same one in the lg phones. It's also very small.
I had a N3, it uses a discreet amp design. It's quite hissy and there's nothing really special about it. The software is meh, dac function barely works (like most chink daps). Build quality is pretty bad.

Anyone bought a chastity cage before? Any to recommend? What will the label the package as?

Beta degenerate.

At full power it hurts and your muscles will contract uncontrolably, it doesnt give you "zap" if you are looking one for pleasuring yourself.

Ask your chink to start the bootloader unlocking process.
It takes 15 days now.

They will give it the label sex toy, onions toy, or beta toy.

BETA TOY KEK TOY PENIS CAGE SISSY SEX TOY

sex

Why so rude? What if she's a girl buying it for her boyfriend?

This is just what will be on the packaging.

Just drop the cash on a Holy Trainer trust me the cheap ones will hurt you.

Pain is good, I like femdom

Anyone ever try the magnetic USB cables? Is there a recommended one?