What technology could be used to get those ladyboys in Thailand high speed internet?

Stupidest idea ever, there's so much pressure in that cave, it might actually push the nylon against the rocks and cut through it.

They should just nuke the cave and see if it does something.

I'd say let them die to teach others.
If this isn't natural selection, then I don't know what. :^)

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these caves are really precious why would you do that

Wait... How did they end up there in the first place?

>spelunking

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musk is such a pseud it's unbelievable

DELETE

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came here to post this, how in the fuck?

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

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The cave flooded after they went in.

did they not know it would do that? how long were they in there?
>and what the fuck where they doing

I actually thought of that same idea but I'm not sure it would work as well in practice.

If someone has got to them and is training them how to swim out there is no point throwing a lot of money at this.

They have high speed internet. The technology was a fiber optic line.

just do fucking subway there.

how the fuck did they get there? was it their secret hideout?

Are you responding to the right fucking post?

Coach demands them to follow. Anyone who doesn't is disobedient.

It's not just swimming, it's fucking cave diving, which is fucking dangerous.

elon musks solution is one of the most viable.

my idea was to just have someone memorize the route, then get full masks to cover these kids faces and just tell them to chill out and let the guy carry you back around
>assuming these kids will be calm enough to go dead weight and just let the hero do his work

What the fuck was this coach thinking taking people down there?

99% sure coach was a pedo and only took those little boys to a dark cave to molest them.

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>5 bucks says by the time these kids come out they ate one

They will die of oxygen deprivation before they starve since they already sent them supplies.

they cant drag them. There are spots wich are so slim that even diver have to take off their masks

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how the FUCK DID THESE KIDS GET IN THERE

WHAT THE HELL

Create a small box thing that can fit a kid in it and have divers escort it out with a kid in it.
It would sealed tight so even if they panic it wouldn't do much.

>my idea was to just have someone memorize the route
Cave divers mark their way with rope when they go in, so it's already marked. The problem is that they're dealing with kids with 0 experience and training. Also, a trained professinal died, which shows that this is not an easy cave to dive in.
Coach is completely retarded.

The cave didn't have water at the time. They followed the coach, coach proceeded to tap their boipussies and by the time he finished the 11th boy they were already trapped.

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I thought about this one too but after what said I'm realizing how fucked up this coach was

see cave exploration is dangerous as fuck, with or without a flood

oh so basic highschool stuff?

Apparently it was a "rite of passage." The boys intended to walk to the back of the cave and write their names on the wall

BOOMERS

can't they just dig to china, its pretty close

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BLOOMERS

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>someone actually spent time creating this autistic work of fiction

The only option I see working then is to pump out the water.

XD
I browse reddit too!

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP

No, no, no... You got it all wrong.
Everyone is wondering how to end their suffering.
I'd say everyone should piss in the cave.

>They followed the coach
no this is BACKWARDS.
the kids went inside the cave exploring. it started RAINING. the kids then decided to wait INSIDE the cave until the rain cleared. IT DIDNT CLEAR. That shit started FLOODING. So they went deeper and deeper into the cave.

The parents then asked the COACH to look for the boys. He found the bikes and went inside the cave before it was COMPLETELY FLOODED. By the time he reached them it was impossible to get the boys back out.

FUCK. I get claustrophobic real easily. Even being trapped in that relatively large cave like they are sounds like hell.

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that will probably take more time than just drilling from above. the water seeps in from above, and it keeps raining

Why not just kill them then drag their bodies out?
Seems like the best solution

fuck them then
let darwin run its course

It's a pillow with a head shooped onto it.

That particular image may be fake but plenty of people have gotten stuck in even more narrow spaces

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that guy likes em tight huh

They've already been trapped in their for nearly a week. How much longer can they last?

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>there
fix'd

why dont they just pump the water out, segment by segment??

what do you think they've been doing for the past week? it rains harder than they can pump the water out. if they didn't pump at all though, they'd have been submerged by now.

Pic-related is the weather.
It's going to rain every single day.

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Considering they can supply them with as much food, water, clothing, and air as they need; indefinitely. A better question is how long can the government afford to keep in them in there before public outcry forces them to actually do something.

Blockchain

Those kids are all going to die if they make them swim out.

>Considering they can supply them with as much food, water, clothing, and air as they need; indefinitely
Nah, not indefinitely. When heavy rains hit, it's going to be impossible to rescue them since the rain will make the water rise faster than they can drain. Rising water level also means decreased oxygen to the boys.

They only have another 2 weeks, max.

ok all memeing aside, can please somebody give my a quick rundown on why those fags are down there? I see plenty of articles, simply telling that they have been found and it's hard to get them out. But I think the real question is, why the fuck are they even down there and how could they get there?

I CANNY DO EIT CAP'N

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>It appears they were taking part in a kind of initiation ritual, according to one of the rescue team members.

>The boys left their backpacks and shoes 'before wading in and trying to go to the end of the tunnel, sort of like an initiation for local young boys to… write your name on the wall and make it back', said Ben Reymenants.

>A flash flood because of sudden heavy rain locked them in, he added.

so basically a bunch of dumb kids were fucking around in a cave, coach went after them, then they all got flooded in before coach could get them back out.

>soccer practice ends
>kids all go cave exploring instead of going home
>worried parents call the assistant coach
>he goes looking for them and finds them in the cave

I can't find any more detail about what happened after that but from what I can piece together/assume, this is what happened next

>it starts raining
>coach tells them to just wait in the cave for the rain to stop
>it doesn't stop
>water starts coming into the cave
>they go further into the cave where it's dry
>water just keeps coming in
>they go deeper and deeper since they can't leave anymore

>hey guys I have an idea
>what?
>let's go explore a dangerous cave for no reason

>children
This is merely darwinism really.

hm, sounds a bit suspicious. I cannot imagine a cave flooding that fast that you can't get out again. A least not a normal cave, where the boys could normally walk in.

I just don't see how this could happen. And it seems they have been crawling to extremely narrow paths. It just sounds very strange. Especially since the coach was able to find them hours? after the cave already started flooding. He came in, but couldn't get out again? I call bullshit on that story. It's literally more likely that he was molesting them one after another and lost track of time.

Based coach.

>all this projection

>implying you wouldn't have done the same

What the living fuck.
Why would you even go in that during dry conditions?

They're already doing this

God really wants them dead

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Just run a coax cable, should be plenty of bandwidth. Use a bias-tee system to get some DC power to them too.
>3km
xDSL shit need not apply.

they can actually survive in there for like 4months the spot they are at is actually safe and the diagrams don't show it properly they are basically on a huge rock that's suspended in the tunnel and the water would just run underthem and further into the cave. and their is enough oxygen to survive oxygen levels are like 15% in the base and working area but that's full of hundreds of people laboring the place the kids are has good oxygen and they could run a pipe or just keep brining tanks to them and releasing them slowly.

the main reason they want them out soon is risk of infection of water around them from shit etc. 4months in a small space even eating minimum food will eventually go fowl and that's their biggest risk atm not the rain.

Ok, so if they're trapped in all that shit, how did they get stuck there in the first place? Educate a brainlet.

FAKE NEWS

>risk of infection of water around them from shit etc.
It's the methane/oxygen ratio from green curry

Read the thread, this has been asked a million times.

Shovels. 50 gooks with shovels could dig them out in a couple of days

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just let those nigger asians die
jesus christ its not worth the effort

1000 people topside 'helping' WTF?

What are they all doing? Sounds like Lockheed Martin shekling or something.

>excluding at least 50 hookers to giving R n' R

Sorry mods, posted wrong picture

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This is the guy's webpage
It's worth a read
angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html

just send a box of cyanide pills
problem solved

Had this happened in Russia, China, or the USA, all these kids and the coach would be just flooded early and forgotten.

> I cannot imagine
Because you have fuckall experience with water, apparently.

Even with above-ground rivers that carry a fucking lot of water away from whatever place in the stream you are looking at, there are quite a few that extremely rapidly swell after rainfall. Some can go from walkable with exposed stone beds to lethal torrent carrying large rocks and trees and what not in the stream under one minute. Little chance of survival once it hits you - get out of the way in time or you're dead.

Easy to see how you may not be able to get out of a kilometer long cave in time with a group of kids, even if it's a bit less water.

Just insert BBC and then inflate

What's the pressure in that cave? Explosive decompression could very well be an issue here.

Why are they not going deeper for more fresh air and the possibility of exiting at the other side? What are they hiding down there? Did they already eat one of their own to stay alive?