"Our target is not your usual Jow Forumsentooman. He's a /tv/ addict. A couch potato."

>Implying I didn't pour hot wax into my smart TV's microphone.

>implying the mic can't still receive the screams of your daddy raping you

Why would my father scream while raping me?

>worlds loudest orgasm.webm

like you fugglet

CRINGE

No you retard. TVs are bloat. I just use my PC and stream with VLC from my server.

Realistically speaking, is there anything that ISN'T botnet nowadays?

librebooted thinkpads or talos ii

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>not building your processors from FPGAs to ensure lack of hardware backdoors

boomers

It's quite telling really that the Russians use their own custom processor.

Before that they'd use typewriters and papers because you can't backdoor that.

this meme was a bit crappy, but this made me laugh

>google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.uk.businessinsider.com
whattafuck

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>werks on muh machine

Nigger cattle love (((smart))) devices

I really wish people would sanitize the links they post

You must never have guests round

Why does a TV need a microphone?

for the smart tv spying programs?? did you read the thread

Video conferencing perhaps?

>need
I don't know, but they have one so people can yell at their TV to change the channel.

To listen in on your sensitive conversation duhh

>talks about bloat
>uses a PC AND a separate fucking server to watch something on VLC
a smart TV is less bloat than that

Literally 1984.

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My X900E has a microphone in its remote, it’s really only used for google assistant

Ahh funny how everyone forgot about XBox One's always on camera scandal so quickly

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Electrolytes. It's what plants crave.

>mfw autistic retards will never know the joy of streaming PC games through their 4K OLED 60 inch TV

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Yeah, I'll never know the joy of >100ms delay added by those """smart""" TVs.

TVs have a game mode separate from the smart features. You can have monitor like input lag while still using smart tv features

lost it when the dancing started

>boomer buyfags will never know the feel of hooking up a pi to the back of your tv to make it smart, CIA niggers not included

PI is pretty dumb, I'd rather use something that won't have trouble hardware accelerating youtube videos.

every retarded consumerist whore who doesn't know better, or people who stay ignorant on purpose a.k.a. most of today's society
i mean, people buy fucking amazon alexa and google home for fucks sake and don't find anything wrong with having an always online, always listening device
i don't know how many more of these incidents it's going to take until people finally stop trusting "smart" shit and IoT-enebled crap, apparently a long string of data leaks, hijacking etc. isn't enough for most people, as long as manufacturers aren't packing their devices full of dynamite or anthrax anything's fine

>disconnect from the internet
>problem solved

>flipping big shiny wifi off buttons is enough to deter glow in the darks
nice meme, do you use windows with telemetry disabled too ?

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Just don’t ever tell the TV your WiFi password
>inb4 CIA magic TV is going to magically break into your WIFi network or connect a network cable on its own

>"Telescreensare devices which operate as bothtelevisions,security camerasandmicrophones. They feature inGeorge Orwell's dystopian novelNineteen Eighty-Fouras well as all film adaptations of the novel. In the novel and its adaptations, telescreens are used by the rulingPartyin thetotalitarianfictional State ofOceaniato keep its subjects under constant surveillance, thus eliminating the chance of secret conspiracies against Oceania."

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I am running my own terminal based software to post this connected to a VPN that I host on hardware I made.
Still botnet somehow. You know how? That's life in The United States of Completely Public Personal Information.

>tv connects to cellular networks