Dad found the SPARC workstation

>dad found the SPARC workstation

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>dog wrote a pretty darn good itanium compiler

>uncle revealed the pentium III serial number

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>nephew activated the hardware backdoor

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> mail person(s) delivered the dial-up bill

>The phonecall that saved the internet

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>my master thesis' neural network learned to shitpost

>little brother found the sleeper PC

>filter text
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>newfag found 4chanx and learned babbies first regex

>dad deleted my dick data diskette

>Sister found the ssd stockpile

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>grandpa cracked the 4096 encryption key

>Print "Fifth Third grade dad's wife's son's brother in law accidentally stepped upon Quantum Urethal Sounding manipulating Automatic Turing machine"

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>babbies first
baby's first

What the fuck is this maymay

>babby's first meme

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What's this "Open Firmware" I see? Sounds like some commie propaganda!

>mom enabled -Ofast

>grandma extracted my post history from the 4chanx localstorage

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>dad found the "Gay" folder I put in plain sight on the desktop

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a good one

>babby's
baby's

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