What is the best technology for dogs?

no seriously what tech can I get for my dog?

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love and affection

baby I'm preinstalled with it

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light doggy backpacks
nothing to heavy for the puppy but enough to make him work
for hikes by the way

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Ooooh what a good boy

I want a cat and a pupper

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Ball thrower.

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You don't want a pupper, they're horrible.

my dogs are too stupid to play fetch. They'll run and catch the ball but then just sit down and try to eat it.

I do not believe in the claims stated here and cannot sanction such buffoonery.

I unironically thought about attaching a gopro camera to my dog and also a wireless speaker system to which I can connect and throught which I can give him orders.

REMOTE CONTROLLED DOGGER

Give it a nice rub and maybe a piece of meat instead of some useless trash, you consumerist sheep.

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GPS tracker.

I wish those where available while my mad doggo was still alive.

He loved outdoors so much that he would always wander off somewhere and get lost.

A freezer. Give your doggos frozen grapes and pieces of frozen watermelon as a treat.

Fitness trackers supposedly work with dogs.

Get him xiaomi mi band, those are like $20 these days.

My god he cute.

Way better than cats. Cats are boring miserable fucks

Not grapes! Grapes are bad for dogs.

t. Gave my baby one once without knowing, im glad it was just one.

Dogs are already perfect and should draw you away from tech.
Fpbp

Dog dildos with vibration.

RFID tags and other tracking shit.

Bubble machines. Dogs love bubbles. Just make sure the mixture is dog safe.