Elon's super tech will save the kids with mini sub

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>not mining subcoins

Based Elon, if only we had him around during WW2 he could have built a sub to rescue all the Jews in Auschwitz!

the asshole is a master of PR and social media

why not use oxygen generators like they use on airplanes, much smaller than dive tanks?

Even then you stupid nigger, how does he intend to make a fucking mini submarine

>still having respect for him
Motherfucker's been hyping the obvious scam hyper loop for years now.

Is it even completely flooded? From the diagrams it looked like some sections had water while others on the higher ground were dry.

it's one of those shrinking submarines, like the ones they used to travel through the human body

why not dig the cave bigger?

If a kid or two dies you better have the news ready to cover it up.. also i think it's too much liability i pray for those kids, stupid stuff happens. And this accident was epic stupid

We should just get Bruce Willis to drill a hole into the cave.

It's illegal. It's an UNESCO heritage site.

And then nuke it.

>inb4 he does it and Jow Forumseddit wins over /gee/

can someone just put a bullet in this welfare queen's head already

>Let's preserve a structure that was created by rocks eroding

>inb4 failure spun as a success, and we pretend both win.
also *snap*

>inb4 ice drilling

Man... grimes must have been really close to finding out that he forced his workers not to unionize for him to have to do this hair brained scheme

Oh now just imagine the headlines:

"Local retard creates a plastic tube and suffocates 12 children in a horrible death"

Would he have frozen the pool and used the drill attached to the sub to save the poor Jews straight from the gas chambers?

Just put some GPUs in and let the kids mine their way out

>inb4 nvidia sponsored and they all die

>Mountain becomes a volcano and everybody in the region dies

>not using a proprietary license for your idea
stay cucked kek

How come no one has called out this conman for trying to get free publicity from this tragedy?

>oxygen generators
lol'd
hyperloops have been sci-fi for a long time. he's just the first guy with money to build one.
>tragedy
comedy

>makes a rocket go to orbit and then land itself
>worthless neets attack him for trying to save some dying kids

>row row fight the power

>makes a rocket go to orbit and then land itself
also sci-fi for a long time. he's just the first guy with money to build one.
guess it works.

Sounds like shit to me - how do you build/design this knowing it'll even work/fit where it's intended to be used?

is this real

is he really saying he is hours away from using the submarine?

They have the topology of the cave from ground penetrating radar data sets. They build the sub digitally and size it so it fits through the narrowest parts of the cave.Then they simulate the thing inside a digital topological model of the cave. They also simulate the structural integrity etc of the design.

>Sounds like shit to me - how do you build/design this knowing it'll even work/fit where it's intended to be used?
in 8 hours

IF ONLY WE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY TO ENLARGE HOLES IN ROCK!!

Those poor kids. Maybe in a few hundred years we will be smart enough.

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it doesn't have to be an advanced -- it only has to do a few of the things a full sub does

Can't it have robotic arms that can break open larger passage ways?

He better make sure it works, because this looks like a cynical marketing ploy.

>using this tragedy to put yourself and your company in the spot light.
Wow, when you thought he couldn't sink any lower.

>Is it even completely flooded?
They were able to pump out around 35 million gallons in a week allowing the first 2~ miles of the cave to become walkable

This is so sad

Alexa play despacito

3x 500 kW + 2x 160 kW + 60 kW generators, WTF

Hurrrrr when i tink sub i tink it a big circle ting ahrharhurhuehuehurhuehue

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must be expensive to run all that

SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS

kek

You think he tanked his stock price, then trapped some thai boys down a cave just to get them out again?

Thats some deep shit man.

He was against Solar roadways thou

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Bruh what the fuck is that image.

how to cook sausage

What are they doing down there now?
No games to play, no terminal, no girls.

Oh, okay.

Why not equip the sub with metal as fuck mining drills to cut through tho

Last i heard they were trying to get internet.
So if that succeeded, I guess they can watch some footy?

>metal as fuck mining drills to cut through tho
modifying the walls could cause another cave in which would seal off their exit. I assume they are trying to not cause a cave in.

Probably watching anime encoded with h265 in mpv on their Thinkpads running a stage1 hardened Gentoo install with herbstluftwm.

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Is there a more reddit person?

yes and very HOT

why the fuck would someone do this?

Doubtful that the machinery necessary to smash solid rock could fit or be operated from this "mini sub".

I just assumed that the mini sub would be smaller than a human and just used as a camera and to deliver food and water.

>I just assumed that the mini sub would be smaller than a human and just used as a camera and to deliver food and water.
Isn't the mini sub the nylon tube thing?

Essentially its a big plastic bag with connection to breathing aparatus for the kids to use.

How are the kids still alive??

there were 20 kids at the beginning

They feed them onions and estrogens through a tube

>"I could try to save those kids, but what if someone accuses me I did it for publicity?"
>"Yeah, I'm better off just letting them die."
This is how retarded you sound.

so did he need 1 billion dollar funding first? if he wanna help he doesn't need to tweet it first....

Not really a bugman. he is definitely woke on the jq and will follow through on the jleft journalism rating site

Who the hell is going to let a kid pilot a sub by themselves? This is retarded.

is getting trapped in a cave the best career decision you can make? Why are people so obsessed with people in caves? These kids will be set for life.

Kek. Yeah it's a terrific idea. Nothing is gonna happen anyway just wait til October

>These kids will be set for life.
Not really, no matter what they do, they're still miners.