How do I remove ants from my keyboard?

Give them baking soda, they will eat it and die.

>don't eat at the computer
Yeah, nah

Stop eating nachos at the PC you fatty

put it in a bag of rice

More like, get a washable keyboard or get a plastic cover like grandma used for all of her furniture

ants aren't even bugs

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How do you have ants? Don't you clean your house? Maybe deal with that first.

Stop eating food in front of your computer

I didn't know it was possible to have a house without ants

put it in a box along with smouldering wood (smoke them out)

pick them up :^)

>I didn't know it was possible to have a house without ants

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i want the ants to go out, i don't want to go out with the ants

They've always been a yearly occurrence for me, they don't even come in where there's food so that can't be it. Every year I find anthills in the basement and ants in the kitchen

Well I mean there's obviously food in the kitchen but the basement part is another story

maybe it's an area/regional thing
you have to be pretty dirty to have ants inside your house here

That's what I was thinking. Here ants seem to be a fact of life but climate/region/etc. could definitely play important factors in that

>tfw people live in areas where encountering ants or cockroaches is the norm
when you cover everything with jam, I could understand the ants
but roaches? literally favela tier living conditions

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I've never actually seen a roach in person

I'm sure you have. I believe the politically correct term is "Turk".

I don't know if I've ever seen a Turk in person. I mean, I'm sure I've encountered someone whose part Turkish at least once but an actual Turk is a different story.

But they are

It's one of the factors, but the other one is that you have a fucking hole somewhere in your house and you're not even trying to remove it.