Why are you guys like this?

That's why I have a boyfriend.

>approved
What are you gibbering about? This board is currently occupied by a few OCD vandals desperate for what little power and esteem they can muster from their impotent existence. They spew nonsense in the hope that through repetition the naive visitors will accept it and possibly repeat it. Nothing is "approved"; there is no authority here; there is no status based on anything like experience or knowledge or success. The best you can do here is study the disease of the pathetic, the retarded, the deformed, and the otherwise sociopathic.

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>Surely you don't
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

/thread

>os - gentoo
>malware: the operating system

no u be my boypren

>the Jow Forums approved operating system
Any loonix
>the Jow Forums approved language
Javascript
>the Jow Forums approved keyboard
Any thing that clicks and bonus point for chink switches
>the Jow Forums approved chair
Milking stool
>the Jow Forums approved drink
Monster energy zero ultra

/thread

Say what?

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I think you wanted to use those words to seem a frame removed from this place, like you're looking down steely-eyed from a balcony at the perverse nightlife of a disgusting city like you're in a noir novel. What can you tell me about Jow Forums since you seem to be such a weathered nomad of this place?

>a weathered nomad of this place
First post - Sat 12 May 2018 21:43:52

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>the Jow Forums approved operating system
Gentoo, or if you're slightly retarded Arch Linux.
>the Jow Forums approved language
Japanese, C, and HolyC.
>the Jow Forums approved keyboard
IBM Model M.
>the Jow Forums approved chair
Your bed or the toilet.
>the Jow Forums approved drink
Fanta.

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>gentoo is malware currently and has a retarded installation process, but gentoo is 100% approved by this fag
>arch - never been malware and can be installed in 18 minutes with a perfectly sane install process: 'if you are slightly retarded'

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>the Jow Forums approved operating system
debian

>the Jow Forums approved language
C

>the Jow Forums approved keyboard
>the Jow Forums approved chair
>consumerism shit
whatever is fine

>the Jow Forums approved drink
water

best answers

>Jow Forums approved hookers
>ur mum lol

y'know if you just install archbang you basically have a minimal arch system with an automated installer

What's the Jow Forums approved toothbrush?
I can't find one that's FOSS, it seems like the botnet wants me to have bad teeth.

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I prefer to do it manually. It makes me feel special.

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Hi there! I'm going to call you toothanon. I don't think running any kind of software on a toothbrush is necessary, but Korean and Japanese (and to an extent, European) dental hygiene products are way ahead of anything you'd find anywhere else especially in the U.S. You'll probably want to puke after using Colgate once you've used nice Japanese toothpaste. I think baking soda is also good. I don't really know, I'm talking out of my ass toothanon.

Okay, but what about open source hardware? I want to know exactly what's in my toothbrush and what went into making it.

I'm at my wits end toothanon. There's gotta be a 3D printing setup with a fully open-source software and hardware stack out there, but then again you'll probably have to buy it from a store serving non-free Javascript! As for the brushes too... I don't think you can print those.

>you'll probably have to buy it from a store serving non-free Javascript!
FUCKING botnet I swear to dog

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>the Jow Forums approved drink

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>Jow Forums approved drink

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t. terry

aside from hating each other Jow Forums will band together to hate the thing it hate the most; the botnet

not killing yourself is Jow Forums approved