OFFICIAL FINAL DESTINATION OF THE LEGENDARY AND IRREFUTABLE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF

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Should we expect the same server overflow as with /b/?

Literally?

(anally)

that sounds unpleasant

What is an Operating System?
An operating system is a software controlling the operation of a computer system and its resources. Major functions of operating systems may include:

>Managing memory and other system resources.
>Imposing security and access policies.
>Scheduling and multiplexing processes and threads.
>Launching and closing user programs, and providing basic system services for them.
>Providing a basic user interface and application programmer interface.
Not all operating systems provide all of these functions. Single-tasking systems like MS-DOS would not schedule processes, while embedded systems like eCOS may not have a user interface.

An operating system is not:

>The computer hardware.
>A specific application such as a word processor, web browser or game.
>A suite of utilities (like the GNU tools, which are used in many Unix-derived systems).
>A development environment (though some OSes, such as UCSD Pascal or Smalltalk-80, incorporate an interpreter and IDE).
>A Graphical User interface (though many modern operating systems incorporate a GUI as part of the OS).
While most operating systems are distributed with such tools, they are not themselves a necessary part of the OS. Some operating systems, such as Linux, may come in several different packaged forms, called distributions, which may have different suites of applications and utilities, and may organize some aspects of the system differently. Nonetheless, they are all versions of the same basic OS, and should not be considered to be separate types of operating systems.

we're all gonna die

I hope so

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
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holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog

Slow as fuck board

Digits ain't comin till morning at this rate FUCK.

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>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

Still pretty early but whatever

gtk4 will save gnome

IT'S COMING

>inb4 nabbed by upside-down cirno

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henlo fren

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botnet get

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A thread died for this.

You hear this a lot: "A thread died for this." While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good.

A. Thread. Died. For this. You woke up this morning, poured yourself a bowl of Faggot Flakes, moistened them with your impotent Faggot prostate milk (which IS in fact impotent, because you're a fucking faggot) and, within seconds, decided that today of all days would be the time you decide to cut your synapse firing quota by just a little too much.

So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.

At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world.

gang gang

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what's the word?

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Trump 2020

Would definitely try this if I could be bothered to stay awake for it.

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Death Grips are shit, just like everything you faggots listen to.

Oooooohhhh, you're so obscure! Congratulations!

Get a job, get off your computer, and join the real world. If you're lucky out here you'll get to turn on the radio once in a while in the car on the way to work and hear the new Katy Perry song. If you're lucky.

Walk down the street and ask the first twenty people you see if they've ever heard of this band.

Fucking hipsters. "My music is so obscure that i call relatively obscure music mainstream!" Wow! You must be so enlightened compared to all those plebs out there. Clearly you're so much smarter and better than them!

You claim that these bands aren't obscure because they're old news in your little clique of people who are "so hip" to music, and that you so readily move onto the next new thing because nobody else had heard of it. You do this in hopes that it becomes popular so you can say "I had that EP before they were big, but they've changed and now they suck." You really are better than everyone else out there. You got me.

fuck off ken's alive

Predicted?
Now im god

I hate Death Grips. I immediately lose respect for anyone who listens to them, and especially those who praise them. Here's why:

Name 20 successful people that listen to them. Pop basically runs the show when it comes to music. This includes artists like Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Zayn Malik, Adele, Katy Perry, Beyonce et al. Pop has artists making significant contributions to the entire music industry.

Death Grips on the other hand pulls most of the heavy weight packaging from teenage angst with each album. They then lay basic synths and a joke of a rapper over it. It generally lags behind pop by a mile or two in inventiveness. I never hear their music in shops or mentioned by anyone over the age of 25.

So tell me again, how exactly do Death Grips innovate? They even struggle to release a new theme with each release, and artwork is about the only original thing with Death Grips.

Yes, Death Grips is stable because they are standing on the shoulders of socially awkward teenagers. Most of the hard work is hashed out before they ever start making "music". This is fine, and what music is all about, but I prefer to be in with the leaders rather than the followers.

What really irks me and what has really brewed my hatred are Death Grips fans. They seem to think Death Grips is responsible for all that is good in the music world. I have just proven how false this is. In my experience, Death Grips fans (virgins, teenagers, and manchildren) are much less helpful than the alternative.

If you want nice pop, listen to Bruno Mars or Taylor Swift. If you like rock, Tame Impala. If you prefer, Drake or Kendrick Lamar. But please, don't feed the idiot magnet that is Death Grips!

ur just not inteligente enough xDDD

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post faster

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owo

gay

Nice HH dubs

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Read Flex Mentallo

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onions

Speak for yourself

should we just 404 and let other anons have it?

haha this is definitely me when i'm driving

>inb4 cryptic post predicting Intel's fall in 2020

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THIS PICTURE FUCKING PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. IT EXPRESSES THE WRONG LIMIT, OR THE WRONG EXAMPLE FOR A RATIONAL FUNCTION. IT EXPRESSES THE LIMIT AS x APPROACHES 0, NOT INFINITY.
>b-but his IQ approaches 0 as x increases without bounds, brainlet
NO, FUCK YOU. YOU'RE JUST A RETARD WHO FAILED GRAPHING LIMITS IN CALC 1, AND STILL GET IT WRONG TO THIS DAY. THIS IS WHY YOU RESORT TO MAKING THESE STUPID WOJAK THREADS ON A GODDAMN VIETNAMESE SOCK PUPPET FORUM. YOU WILL NEVER BE A PROGRAMMER, OR AN ENGINEER, OR ANYTHING MORE THAN A PAJEET WRITING JAVASCRIPT FOR $9 AN HOUR. THIS IS WHY YOU MAKE THESE STUPID THREADS, AND POST THESE STUPID IMAGES. YOU CAN'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU FAIL NOW JUST AS MUCH AS YOU FAILED CALC 1. FUCK YOU, AND STOP BEING SUCH A RET*RDED NIGGER

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At least other 200 other posts

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>5343
>200 posts
seriously?

theres a lot of memes in here that I don't recognize. maybe I should leave Jow Forums more often

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>be me
>world’s greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI’s most wanted list
>but they can’t track me down because I always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
>word on the street is he’s already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don’t know who they’re dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it’s time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck, there’s a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it’s that goddamn talking paperclip
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you like help?”
>fuck off clipy, i’m trying to work here
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you-”
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he’s not so bad after all
>now that i’m in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>“congratulations, hacker!” you now have full control of the FBI’s helicopters! what would you like them to do?”
>“A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode”
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming helicopters fall from the sky
>mfw

>still around 1600 posts away
>makes a thread

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>mfw
>no face

stay for as long as you'd like

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At least *1200 other posts

if everyone lurking posts, we'll get to the GET quicker.

come on, show yourselves. it's just one captcha...

Imagine it.

for the win?

This please, I have an appointment to get to in 10 hours and I'd like to get some sleep before.

IM TRYING

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Does it truly matter who u r y can't mortals let others bel who they r y do mortals get so butt hurt over things like my robes y do they get so butt hurt its nnot like I'm hurting anyone mortals fear what they don't understand and they r very closed minded uk but if u r going to b a bitch about who others r trying to b them selves then go fuck ur self na mean so don't fear on doing u fuck what other mortals for tell u u do u and that's what matters the only true person/mortal u can truyl trust is u and only u bcuz uk what u need uk what to do with ur self but if u have a bf or gf then of course let them help u the best way they can and of course trust but other than that u can really only trust ur self desu

Wow cant believe how offensive this video is! By saying blacks cum first,everyone has a black heart & white people were made after- ummm hello,Alarm bells! By throwing in sum music & sum cute little kids then its ok 2say whatever they want but infact this video is all proper gander! All this video is suggesting that blacks r superior! colour shouldn't even cum in2 it,the only thing we should b teaching our children is that no colour,race,gender or region is above any other! We r all made the same,we r all equal we all r born wiv red beating hearts,we r all the same!

I just want the mods to ban sticker threads

>tfw you realize GETS are one layer of the botnet manipulating us to solve captchas

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The user who gets this GET must install one piece of proprietary botnet and use it for a day.

>cars
>this thread
>low on cars here
beep beep
ok nope store fronts now

1.666k posts until it's time boys

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>420

loool haha

we must be the last board to get this GET

every electronic device will be EMPed tomorrow

almost get

This is way too slow.

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its fucking 6am im tired of waiting

N E V E R E V E R

your patience will be rewarded

i sure fuckin hope so

3 more hours max m8

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frogposters are the plague

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I WANT TO SEE IT FUCK

ZOOMERS BEGONE GET

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OI WOULDYA LOOK AT THE TOIME, FAKING 6 BONG INNER MORNING

Can i quote myself?

~00:00 here. Luckily not a bad timezone

post faster!

chicklet > classic

lol?

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