What does Jow Forums name their systems?

NATO callsigns

I'm all over the place, I guess.

MacBook Pro: Mahoro
iPhone 7: VividYellow
iPad: AxentPad
Apple TV 3: VividMomo Operation
Apple TV 4K: Night Witch!
Old Iomega "NAS" networked drive: Harbour Grace
WiFi extender: RCMP Surveillance Horse 24/50

shut up gramps.

I name all my devices after plants that are metaphorically similar to their function.

Elaborate

I name my physical hosts after their motherboard models. I name my containers/vms after their application/function

I named one venus fly trap like ur mums cooch

My nigger.

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I unironically name all of my systems after minecraft items.

BASED
A
S
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D

Touhous and Vocaloids

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Infamous ghettos/suburbs

AR(machine type)-device number

like ARdesktop-1 , ARlaptop-1

I name them after anime waifus
fite me, oWo

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I give them personal names. My first laptop was named Lugi.

Satan "The Station"
fx-8350 @5ghz all cores
8gb ddr3 @2133 mhz
x2 Xfx Radeon RX vega 56's in crossfire
razer ouroboros mouse
logitech g710 keyboard
512gb msata ssd
collection of misc hdd's for archives
Tonor mic
Sennheizer HD 598 headphones
currently using a single 1080p tv as monitor, also have a triple monitor setup mounted on wall, will be upgrading to ether a 4k freesync 32in monitor or a 55in 4k tv.

Name: Name in progress...
SuperMicro H8DGU-F dual socket G34
two Opteron 6276's totaling 32 cores
mixed ecc memory totaling 4-8 gb (eventually upgrading to 96gb as needed)
one generic hdd salvaged from laptop.
Name: Deprecated SHIT.
dell poweredge c6105 node
modded to run outside of it's server chassis.
populated with 4gb of ram and 2 socket c32 opterons 4171 he processors.

Name: The shit I never use
LGA 775 modded asus motherboard with old xeon processor, currently parts strewn across my desk.

pft, what about god, sex, love, secret...

John

Like Cygnus X-1,Sagittarius A, that kind of shit?

Yeah, Ton-618, Arp-220, Etc...
Black holes have always just been incredibly interesting to me

kys

LORD, every single one.
I am the LORD of my domain, beware all ye who tresspass.

Probably named it that for the housefire that fucking fx almost started at 5ghz

My LORD, how do I
Satan "The Station"
get into your heaven?

Lmao.

nigger-pc

> myname-manufacurer-model-mainos

Example
> user-lenovo-t420-debian

If it's for work, then my name is replaced with department "marketing/accounting/etc"

why would I willingly give any information whatsoever about my computers to external attackers?

>black holes

so you use a seemingly random combination of letters and numbers?

AMD BONESTACKER

dont steal

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>I name mine after black holes n shit. Because I pray that one will wipe us all out sooner or later

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My computer is named Soundwave, and my drives are named after mini-cassettes

I name them after hidamari sketch characters.

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>I name mine after black holes n shit. Because I pray that one will wipe us all out sooner or later
Have they even given names to black holes yet? I thought they had still to actually locate and find one, and not merely measure their effect.

how about you stop being so gay and name your system after stars

My user is my username, recharged, and my system is just named after the device (desktop, t420, etc)

My drives are named after my deceased cats ;/

>First Build: Wehrmacht
>Second Build: Wehrmacht MK2
I used to edgy
>Third Build: Reichstag
It used to get hot and was my justification for my current build
>Current Build: Black Engine
It's all blacked out at first, but then i fell for RGB meme

localhost.

>cue really awful localhost sweet localhost joke

I name my computers in honour to my favourite porn actress.

I name it after the name of the product or a component
HP envy: ENVIOUS
PC w/ ryzen: RYZING-SUN
google pixel: DEAD-PIXEL
headless opteron Linux server: DECAPITERON

most sound cringy, but i won't lie, i love Decapiteron

slowpoke

Because it has Celeron

kek

TOASTER and it has that Jow Forums Toaster sticker on it.

I do the same, but memeified
The p4 based shitposting box at my parents would be
user-bibelineDDDD

windows default cause i relapsed, used to have shit after dimensions and universes type things, think i called one hyperspace.

Back to my relapse how well is qubes with gpu passthough these days? couldnt do it on my old rig but new new rig has integrated i can use for dom0 and dedicated for winblows games? or i could fix my old rig and just run something more normal.

My pc is named "faglord", no homo.

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>this

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antivirus software names

>servers
Marvel characters, because you know, it's not like I'm running out of them soon
>home computers
I need a better system for these, atm they're like shitbox, shittop etc.

i have only one computer, it is name 'computer'

"Common Sense 2012, Common Sense 2013..."

Laptop is smallboy
Tower is largeboy
/comfy/

pic unrelated

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Nazi_Killing_Machine
And my laptop: Rainbow_Power

Trojan war characters or Japanese ships. Depends.

I name mine after satellites
Amos
Voyager1
Voyager2
Also sci-fi characters
C3P0
R2D2

I name all my computers HAL.

I used to name my main machine A.M just for the meme

laptop is ex machina

Reminder that black holes are wholly theoretical and are nearly disproved

Cthulhu mythos:
cthulhu, shoggoth, rlyeh, arkham, etc.

i name mine after chad memes. x220 is chadpad

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My SSID is Plantation and all my devices are named 'Nigger 1,2,3,..'

My Little Pony characters.
This message was sent from Luna.

>This message was sent from retard
ftfy

Cities with respect to what the systems are used for

Athens - shitty laptop I connected to the TV to watch stuff, play VNs and general browsing
Busan - another shitty laptop for the sole purpose of downloading and seeding anime
Pompeii - really old desktop I built for my dad. It's important to note that he never cleaned the case since I gave it to him so it's full of dust.
Planning on building a ryzen desktop for gaming/work

Names I considered if I decide to stuff it full of LEDs: Rio de Janeiro, Mumbai, Dubai, Taipei, Paris
If I decide I won't: Berlin, London, Jacksonville, Palo Alto, Stockholm, Aomori

Bailey Jay?

My waifu.

Same, but restricted to minor/background characters (>implying)
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Monster flavors

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Cobra [X]
My desktop is Cobra Command, my laptop is Cobra Mobile Center, phone is Cobra Personal Communicator. I don't even like GI Joe.

I name them after the moons of Saturn. For example Rhea, Tethys, Titan, Prometheus, Fenrir, Calypso, Helene, Skoll, and Aegir. When I need a new hostname I pick another moon.

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I name my computers after my ex girlfriends

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Same

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Operate

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Tower is Big Bertha, laptop is Small Bertha

this
>tinky winkiy
>dipsy
>lala
>po
>baby-sun
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Router: didn't name it
Hypervisor: vms.lan
Syncthing and samba server: syncandshare.lan
gaming computer: nuclearreactor.lan
main(newest) laptop: novichok.lan
2nd laptop: whatbook.lan
3rd: probook-afterlife.lan
netbook: exodus.lan
Rpi3: pithree.lan

Main laptop name that because I am not creative and that shit was kicking off when I took delivery of it.

Exodus.lan is currently in pieces across my desk cause it just turned off one day and never turned on again.

I name my PCs via a simple naming system. It goes like this:
-

Examples:
>Windows PC that is a primary workstation
Windows-WS1
>Primary Linux server
Linux-S1
>Mobile Linux workstations/servers
Linux-MWS1 Linux-MS1
>Androids/iPhones
Android-MWS1 iOS-MWS1
>High performance workstations and servers
Windows-SWS1 Linux-SS1

this

For some time I used character names from lord of the rings.
Most powerful one - Gandalf
One that crashed very often (at random intervals) - Boromir
Smaller ones - some of the hobbits

Yasuo's voicelines

only after norse gods because that's the best and manliest mythology there is

My desktop is POO_IN_LOO, it's a lucky name as it is still going strong.

My work laptop is set to firstinitiallastname. Lameee

Lmao

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>Full of LEDs
>Rio de janeiro

Why?

As a reference to the Rio Carnival. You know, all the colors.

Hmmm good reference, I thought it was because of the flying red hot bullets we have everyday