IPhone 9 leaked again (thanks to a case maker)

>IT IS TIME TO BECOME AN ADULT + DROP AUTISM + START HAVING SEX

this will be around $500 while iphone 11 and 11 plus will be $800 and $1000

apple needs a big seller after the iphone 8 and X blunder

also apple needs to compete in the enormous mid-range market. shitters like Xiaomi are making bank

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>>IT IS TIME TO BECOME AN ADULT + DROP AUTISM + START HAVING SEX
What did he mean by this

>IT IS TIME TO START HAVING SEX
You're that desperate to get money for iPhone?

>enormous mid-range market
Only good thing about iPhone is build quality. With cheap device there is literally no reason to get one, unless you want to show everyone what a poorfag you are and how badly you want to be part of the "cool" kids.

That said, it will have amazing success as all things Apple are.

a good car will get you more sex than any phone ever will, i would say 10x more but 10x 0 would still make 0

>>IT IS TIME TO BECOME AN ADULT + DROP AUTISM + START HAVING SEX
nah I'm good thanks

listen man, all women afford iphone 7 + 8

as a man dont you feel you need superior tech/more expensive to your woman?

if a woman sees green text bubbles she will immediatly block you

no one cares that your android costed $800; iPhones are art pieces not appliances like garbage android

Ohhhhh

>listen man, all women afford iphone 7 + 8
You can't actually afford a phone if you're financing it. Any sane person knows this and staying wealthy doesn't happen by wasting money on overpriced smartphones. Cool bait though.

i think this user is right

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I like my SE, it only cost $400 for 64GB. Every update is worse than the last, though. I only really use my phone for internet, gps, and text so I don’t know what I will get when this one dies

why do poor people always carry brand new iphones?

ill get the new pixel if it's decent or just go back to an iphone

Getting updates 8-10 months after the android version is out and then in 2 more months google announces the new one...

and then qualcomm only doing 2 years for drivers

>qualcomm only doing 2 years for drivers
Why does this piece of shit still uses fucking 3.18 kernel then?
I thought the reason was that there were only drivers for the day of release kernel.

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>above the telephone
What

It's also "about".

>Uber das telefon
I get some people don't have cars but renting das telefon just to make a call?

Sex is actually way way more fun when both people are autistic perverts, and a lot of women are socially autistic now from only interacting with other people through their iphones.

People who has airplane said exactly the same about a car earlier.

Listen, we are poor here in Europe, ok? Don't bully.

There is hope yet

I love this. If you can't afford a 1000 dollar phone every 2 years you were never wealthy in the first place.

Iphones are for retards who can't use a more complex OS.

Reminder that this iPajeet shill outed himself.
>makes fake celebrity account
>sends himself messages for "le ebic trole xD"
>forgets to remove his sim
>exposes himself as a literal pajeet on vodafone india
>actually tries to pull a "i-i-i was just PRETENDING to be a pajeet" "i-i-it was just a joke!"
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>even tries to hide it with airplane mode
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Wasn't shilldia range banned?

>500
That's 400 more than I'm willing to pay for a non-smartphone device.

>pixel
Why? It's shit. They literally take away features that iPhones did and sell it at a premium price for no reason, just like Apple. Pixel devices are shit compared to other phones in it's price range and even below it.

rip

you forget green bubles

im curious what phone buffet has
or gates

>all women afford iphone 7 + 8
Not using their own money though. :^)

This is just sad... gizmodo.com/im-buying-an-iphone-because-im-ashamed-of-my-green-bubb-1787965756

>this will be around $500
>Only good thing about iPhone is build quality.

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Its hilarious, jobs cucking rajeetdroid users from beyond the grave.

>b b b but it doesnt matter no one cares about the bubble
They do user.

>$500
>mid-range
That's the price of the mi8

That's a pretty cool case, but they really need to cover the back in THICCC rubber too. Does that manufacturer also make some cases for the SE?
While I already solved the
>IT IS TIME TO BECOME AN ADULT + DROP AUTISM + START HAVING SEX
issue with my blackberry, it now needs replacement, and my time is too short to waste it by making android useable, so I sadly have to get me an iphone.

We come here to bash other monkey-like beings for the device they use to tell fat women they want to lick her asshole.

Its a beautiful world.

I wish they made a 5.5" SE

>implying applel aren't even bigger shitters

>thinking you need certain brands of certain items to have sex

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iOS default apps are good enough. With android you need to spend hours to find the right app because the default usually sucks

>apple needs a big seller after the iphone 8 and X blunder

LOL,wut?

Apple never made so much money than this year, and iPhone X was the #1 seller for the first 6 months (advanced users)

And none of them are actually as good as Apple's default Apps.

>Literally tying to get people to join a cult

What brand do they buy?

I'm still not buying an iToy, Pajeet. It was never about the price. iToys are simply inferior.

Drink the new and improved iKoolaid (TM). Starting from $99 a month.

>as a man dont you feel you need superior tech/more expensive to your woman?
No, not really. Let her use whatever she wants

So long as this phone isn't massively limited in RAM or CPU power, then yeah, I'd get one of these over an iPhone X. The iPhone X is beautiful, but way way too expensive for me.

>a good car will get you more sex than any phone ever will
Agreed. I wasted my youth walking and taking public transit to save the environment. Women claim to like the environment, but they like displays of conspicuous consumption more.

Why the fuck would they go back to 9? That's retarded

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>if a woman sees green text bubbles she will immediatly block you
it's funny that there are people that actually think this is true

iphones are dead we need that dead nigga back he made the last great iphone.
get rid of the camera bump and ill switch back

Don't forget adding back the home button/software buttons and the headphone jack. When Apple removed those, it pissed me off