Here's my experience with computer science
>Be computer science freshman as /uni/
>Make decent software
>New "hackathon" at /uni/
>A hackathon is basically the school's way of outsourcing software development to students for free by making it a competition
>Fuck it I'm bored so i enter
>Goal is to make software to determine best offensive plays for our school's football team depending on what team we're playing against
>CS majors all writing shitty algorithms
>Read about neural networking, decide it would be fun to try
>get samples from old games about how different teams did against certain plays
>network is doing its thing
>Sit on my ass and watch each play as it goes through hundreds of generations
>Only very few cycles are accepted, most get rejected
>Think about how its just like nature
>Chads all reproduce and a wave of betas are rejected and forgotten
>I'm writing software that only lets the most Chad data through
>Start getting sad/upset
>At the end of the hackathon everybody presents their software
>Most are linear algorithms, dogshit results
>My neural network works phenomenally
>For a brief second, I am chad
>Realize what i've done
>I wrote chad software, that uses chad data, for a team of chads
>School adopts my software
>I can't go down like this
>In one final effort to avenge my beta clan, I edit the software before it gets loaded into school system
>Alter it just enough to only let plays that almost work through
>successful plays are sprinkled in and around to make it seem like my program works
>football team fails miserably the whole season
>Football chads are all angry at me
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>Revert the tampering for next season, convince head coach that it will work this time
>It works, team goes to nationals
>I am now chad programmer once again
>Mfw I was too beta to not be chad, and the chads were too mad for my program to not be rad
>Mfw Im fucking stupid
Here's my experience with computer science
Gavin Lewis
Adam Lee
tl;dr
Luke Young
Itt, things that never happened
Austin Parker
genius frogposter
Blake Sanchez
anybody else have some fake made-up non-fictional unique stories like this?
Evan Phillips
A lot of text for an unhired fiction writer.
Nathan Hughes
That's a nice outline for your 200 words essay, go write it or i tell Ms. Stevens you ate Jimmy's crayons again.
Sebastian Mitchell
Anthony Turner
I was really fucking confused until I realized at the end you were talking about handegg, not football
Isaiah Cooper
Nice LARP my man