Here's my experience with computer science
>Be computer science freshman as /uni/
>Make decent software
>New "hackathon" at /uni/
>A hackathon is basically the school's way of outsourcing software development to students for free by making it a competition
>Fuck it I'm bored so i enter
>Goal is to make software to determine best offensive plays for our school's football team depending on what team we're playing against
>CS majors all writing shitty algorithms
>Read about neural networking, decide it would be fun to try
>get samples from old games about how different teams did against certain plays
>network is doing its thing
>Sit on my ass and watch each play as it goes through hundreds of generations
>Only very few cycles are accepted, most get rejected
>Think about how its just like nature
>Chads all reproduce and a wave of betas are rejected and forgotten
>I'm writing software that only lets the most Chad data through
>Start getting sad/upset
>At the end of the hackathon everybody presents their software
>Most are linear algorithms, dogshit results
>My neural network works phenomenally
>For a brief second, I am chad
>Realize what i've done
>I wrote chad software, that uses chad data, for a team of chads
>School adopts my software
>I can't go down like this
>In one final effort to avenge my beta clan, I edit the software before it gets loaded into school system
>Alter it just enough to only let plays that almost work through
>successful plays are sprinkled in and around to make it seem like my program works
>football team fails miserably the whole season
>Football chads are all angry at me
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>Revert the tampering for next season, convince head coach that it will work this time
>It works, team goes to nationals
>I am now chad programmer once again
>Mfw I was too beta to not be chad, and the chads were too mad for my program to not be rad
>Mfw Im fucking stupid
Here's my experience with computer science
tl;dr
Itt, things that never happened
genius frogposter
anybody else have some fake made-up non-fictional unique stories like this?
A lot of text for an unhired fiction writer.
That's a nice outline for your 200 words essay, go write it or i tell Ms. Stevens you ate Jimmy's crayons again.
I was really fucking confused until I realized at the end you were talking about handegg, not football
Nice LARP my man
reddit pls
Reddit isn't rest of the world.
You, americans call it whatever you want. But to rest of the world it's not football.
At best it's American football
Just had sex with 3 girls after solving P=NP problem
Turing award, here I come
I did it on Linux From Scartch, btw
And people says it's waste of time
Lol, I solved P=NP WHEN I installed LFS
And girls begged for my dick after I installed gentoo on their servers
Imagine, gentoo, not LFS, plebs
But I gave what they wanted anyways
Multiple oragsms
I had to finish off myself by hand though
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would read his whole larp before calling him a larping faggot?
You don't "edit" ML algorithms after they are trained, user. You have to retrain them with garbage data
I'm not American either, but calling it handegg really is reddit tier "clever" humour. They call their football football for a reason, we call our football football for a reason.
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Thought it came from 9gag
I'm not the guy, just thought you're butthurt burger
It's name should be more relatable to rugby though
>Be computer science freshman as /uni/
>Make decent software
uhh
oh look its another europeasant pissed off about soccer
>hurr durr, we left yurope centuries ago!
>not peasants anymore, durr!
Hey, look, it's another fat burger pissed off because his cholesterol is off limits again.