Stuipd shit you did as a kid

>be me
>4-5 years old
>go on microsoft word
>type a bunch of random bs into the document (pic related)
>print it out
>paste that shit all over the place in the house

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My laptop had the Caps Lock labelled as Shift too. I didn't know the difference between them and I didn't realize that you could capitalize by holding down the Shift key, so what I tried to do was hit Shift and the letter at the exact same time. Also when I pressed Caps Lock I didn't know how to turn it off so I would excruciatingly do the same thing that I said above but for every letter.

I found my mom's label maker

everything in the house got labeled that day

with my name

my website

Hello

When I was like 6, my dad gave me an old laptop that he has previously used for work. It was perfectly functional, but I broke it open because I wanted to build a robot or something retarded like that.

You knew how to print stuff at 4?

good website, they dont make'em like that anymore.

when I was young I used to cut electric cables and put them on my hand (resulting in stigmata)
also run full tilt into glass doors

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I would draw stuff in MSPaint and then use the selection tool to move things around and pretend it was a game/movie

Similar as you, except I typed up unfunny jokes.

When I was in 4th grade or so some autistic kid showed me a program he'd written in BASIC. It wasn't big but wasn't trivial for kids our age, it was like 50 lines or so. Me not knowing about ROM BASIC and BASIC interpreters and which machines have which flavors of that, I had him print out a copy for me, and took it home and typed in the whole thing at a DOS prompt. DOS blandly replied "bad command or file name" and I gave up on trying to program for another four or five years.

When I was 10 years old, I was told to type a bunch of gibberish and print it out on at least 10 pages. Apparently it was going to be used as a joke during a toast speech at a wedding with the punchline being there was a shitload to say.

About half way through the document of gibberish I started typing that I hated my stepdad and other random shit, thinking no one would ever read it. The wedding happened, the joke went as planned, etc. About 2 hours into the reception, the bride and groom were actually going through all the text and found what I had typed, with my stepfather sitting at the same table. They told me to come over while laughing and asked if I typed it, I just told them it was a joke. I did hate that fucker, though.

>open Paint
>fill the canvas with a random solid color
>use the eraser tool to construct a maze with a start and an end
>zoom in to the maximum zoom level
>start trying to trace my way to the end, slowly scrolling the canvas up/down and to the side

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Type shit into text to speech and try to produce sound effects
>Here comes the helicopter tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

I got my own laptop and my dad told me I could do anything on it
so I started pirating video games on it
then my dad starts getting emails telling him that the nets been cut off because of pirating cod4
dad takes away my laptop for good

He knew, user.

Damn that's sad.

I thought you have to type in "www." in the address bar

>wanted to have my own secret lab
>collected electronics to disasemble
>hid them in my closet along with tools
>got a bunch of spy gear to spot intruders
>never made anything, except for suping up some RC cars

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I used to apply filters in Kid Pix until there was nothing left but random pixels, enlarge a part of the image, and then continue applying filters on the pixel mosaic.
It was fun.

I used to print porn at the school library in middle school, I'd stick them in my backpack and jerk off to them in the woods when I got home and then I would burn them and get rid of the evidence

Took apart old toys and got shocked by a disposable camera, also sold myself on runescape to save up for an abby whip

Sold yourself? Wtf?

Yeah dude people on runescape were thirsty as fuck so a bunch of people made girl characters and retards just gave you a ton of money in game for being a 'girl'

>open up word in xp
>press space

>ctrl + a
>ctrl + c
>ctrl + v
>deselect

>repeat until computer freezes or bluescreens

it was fun and now i have an appreciation of exponentials

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Ooh i thought you send them lewds for game stuff.
Well didn't everyone do that?

It was literally "click the printer button"

You do if you want to reach www.whateverdomain. rather than whateverdomain.

You used to have to, and I once found a site that straight up wouldn't work without it

>on Jow Forums
>not even a basic understanding of DNS
nice going

>Stuipd
your stil a kid retard

Kek, this

>This program performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

Am I going to be arrested?

Basically same as you OP but instead of printing, I wrote nonsensical shit using a marker on everything.

>be me
>13-15 years old
>notice a small red notch on the back of my PSU
>"220V" written on it
>flicked it when my pc was running
>big spark, big bumm

needless to say turning down the input voltage to 110V instantly killed the PSU. Killed the only thing that kept my sanity

>I wet myself that night for the first time

i can't say you've improved that much

user, some people are absolute eggs at 4

>that 5yr old boomer who finds randomness amusing

user, this is a weird way to segue into a /d/ thread.

Clean and straight to the point. I like it.

HAHAHA I DID THAT TOO
And when someone asked I was like "uhh I don't know must've broken on its own"

>find Jow Forums
>lurk for two years before posting

I unironically first learned HTML after reading a "create your own web page in notepad" article in a girls' magazine about horses.

>mom i wanna be a computer hacker when i grow up
>u cant do that retard
>cry and run to my room

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The two of you should combine your efforts and create a new YouTube genre.

>ttttttttt
>not soi soi soi soi
also if nu-m00t replaces soi with onions i swear to god

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I did the same shit. Except in notepad. Made files around 4 GB and then compressed them. They were 1-2 Mb after compression. Felt amazing

More like Jow Forums.
>Killed the only thing that kept my sanity
Are you okay now, user?

>paste shit all over the place in the house

yes

Hello, /mlp/.