How do you hide your porn?

My 17yo gf became 18 last month so I dumped her

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>not streaming porn
get over the times grandpa

>or get a girlfriend you virgin
lmao guess how I can tell you've never been in a long term relationship

Inside a veracrypt container.

I'm a nigger and I'd figure that shit out easy.

Then again, if I have access to your device, you're fucked anyway

>How do you hide your porn?
I don't. If you find my porn, you were clearly looking for it. Don't be surprised if you see some shit you don't like.

>hiding your porn
What. Get your own computer kiddo.

Mods, OP is underaged!

>not filling up the desktop with videos of pajeet women getting plowed in interracial gangbangs for when Kevin from Microsoft Windows™ asks you to connect through TeamViewer

I don't have porn because I'm an adult.
Grow up degenerate faggot

~/Porn

All you niggers who telling me to stop hiding porn are a bunch of idiots 2bh
You know that hentai is equal to cp is some countries
There have been people that got partyvanned for it

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Don't live in a third world shithole.

Belgium ain't no 3rd world country

Inside an old Truecrypt volume.

And speaking of Trucrypt and Veracrypt:

Belgium ain't a country

Kek

Yes it is.

Post proof. Photo of wall

Veracrypt partition

Kek

belgium lost to france 1 0. who you rooting for now?

Who are you trying to hide your porn from..normies or law enforcement? For normies, a simple passworded login should suffice.

If you're encrypting porn, then you most definitely have loli/Child Pornography stored. Nobody sane would waste energy encrypting normie porn you can find on Facebook.

Croatia

Watching football
Sorry I'm not that european

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>You know that hentai is equal to cp is some countries
Literally your headcanon.

They're aren't hidden because I don't need it. Even my friends don't touch my PC when they come over.

Australia isn't 3rd world m8

All countries where venomous snakes and spiders hide in people's boots are automatically third world.

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rm -rf / --preserve-no-porn

>belgium lost to Africa 1 0. who you rooting for now?
FTFY

You forgot sharks with lazorz.

based

That's why you never tell anyone you explicitly encrypt porn only, or only encrypt 1 device. That device then becomes reason for suspicion.

You encrypt -everything-. All your storage. That way it looks like you're someone who simply practices good OPSEC.

Based

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3rd world Internet

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i have a storage unit buried under my house which i can only be physically accessed by a handmade key i wear around my neck. the storage is accessed via local lan which is then encrypted twice, 1 in a TC container and then inside a VC container. the containers require a keyfile which is disguised as a jpg stored in a folder full of 1million dummy images. after the containers have opened been opened, i created an app that immediately locks access and can only be unlocked by shouting 'SHAZAM!' exactly 3 times.

Nice

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Oldfag knows what's up.

I don't store porn.

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YEA RIGHT!

easy i dont watch porn beacuse i dont be a cuck

>congo lost to africa

Yes, watch porn good goy

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I'm a grown man living on his own. My porn is in ~/porn.

SO THATS THE REASON PEOPLE HAVE MULTI MONITOR SETUPS

In a bunch of folders with random names.

I have a dual 2.5" external enclosure with 2x 500GB WD Black drives. I have then set up as JBOD. A 250GB encrypted container that I back up to the other disk every 2 weeks. Simple Veracrypt based container. I'm not scared of any 3 letter agencies as I have rather vanilla taste, but I just don't want my family to find my shit if I were to die in a freak accident or something.

I store other stuff in the container too.

>downloading pornography

browse it in a firefox private window

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I don't hide it. I have my own personal computer

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Stop watching porn

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Teamviewer changes the wallpaper to BLACK

Post wall pics

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Last I used it, this was a configurable setting.

STOP WATCHING PORN

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i dont watch it but i still download it just in case

STOP

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I don't need people in my life who kinkshame me therefore I am alone

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>FIND OLD HARDDRIVE
>KAZAA PORN FROM THE 90S
>POSSIBLY THE LAST COPY IN THE WORLD OF SAID PORN

LIKE TEARS IN RAIN

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too bad these are fake and the girl's a bitch

I know
The pic is still fucking hot

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yeah i love rat teeth

Weird I though mods would ban me for this one

You know the other day I was in the mood for some 3DPD goth, couldn't find anything half decent everything is fucking tagged wrong your normalfags discuss me tag you're shit properly sadpanda can do it and autists still argue over futa, newhalf and dickgirl why can't you label goth properly

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On an SD card hidden in dummy express card in my thinkpad. Even if normies find it they assume it's some undecipharable (for them) linux shit and never bother to read it.

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Look up hanamiblossom on bing

Why don't you come over here and make me, big boy?

I leave it all in folder on my desktop called Porn because IDGAF.

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i jokingly put it in the \things\don't click\ folder on my desktop

MAD LAD

sportsposting should be a bannable offence.

I don't.
It's in Pictures/H and other Pixiv folders scattered all over the partitions.

>Look up hanamiblossom on bing
It's deleted shit, private or gone due to copyright

Not on your '12gb' thumb drive?

me too but i worry if a sector dies that i lose everything, Is that actually how it works? With Veracrypt on a 1tb HDD

The Vaults on KDE are great for this. Easoly encrypt a folder and open it when you need to

B-b-but why would you want to store porn if its free?
Unless OP likes to masturbate in public places with his fav porn?

>ps: makes me kek so fucking hard I once tried to masturbate at kmart, worst experience ever! toilets are so cold

I've got a ton of furry porn lying around in my downloads folder.

Post it you fuck

Encrypted file container.

I stream instead of storing

Then stop watching hentai and being a fucking deviant ?

>watching porn

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niggas be protecting more their porn than their bank accounts

ITS ONLY MONEY

PORN IS FOREVER

Nothing, there's no one living with me to look at it