Npc /General/

The Npc can't control it's sexual urges.

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The fact that all of you people consider yourselves the Player astonishes me, makes me laugh, and allows me to murder you knowing that nothing of value will be lost. If only you bastards realized how predictable, how boring and how retarded each of every one of your opinions are, you may finally realize why I look down to you, why I feel pity for you, and why I murder you after you run out of opinions, it's funny, you know? Realizing it would be the only time you had come close to human mental capacity.
Anyway, you just do you, it's not like it will make any difference.

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>Npc backlash
Nice essay you wrote.

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I like the whole NPC thing but I think most of us are NPCs as well. So meh.

Finally an npc that doesn't result in termination mode. You are a rolemodel for npcs if you are one indeed.

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Meant to tag op whoops

How do you know if you are an NPC?
How do we know that free form thought is just an illusion?

>how boring
NPC detected

Lel.

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shut the fuck up you obtuse triangle

you have no idea what we believe and your apathy is why nobody fucking likes you in real life anyway

>Its pretty simple do you fuck anything or take into consideration of sex when you see a women.
>So do you think with muh dick or head lel.
Would you be willing to say no to a qt3.14
Or would you just be thinking muh dick.

thats an octocore CPU brain in action if i've ever seen one

dual core NPCs cant keep up

lmao why am i wearing this meme flag

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A couch of NPC’s, from the back, watching Maddow Show on MSNPC. They are even more grayed out than normal, except for the “loading” pie thing on their heads

>When you look like a first aid kit lmao

where do you guys find NPC memes? I keep trying to search for them but never have any luck. I'd like to have more in my library desu

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I am an npc then ;(
Life sucks.

What if the NPC meme is just a coping mechanism for socially inept people that can't understand the behaviors and personalities of normies? Everyone has their own struggles, insecurities, and different upbringings that influence the behaviors and actions of the present and their future. Or that people have no "inner dialogues" because of a lack of critical thinking skills which schools and their environments fail to encourage the growth of?

I bring up schools because it's one of few places that spell out "Use your critical thinking skills to answer this question"

I made this one myself nigga

OC for you

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OC

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OC

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This is where I murder you, sir. I've heard what you just said a million times already.

How do I turn off music?

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OC or not, make it funny or don't post it.

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OC

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>Join the Collective
>Conform
>Be a faggot.
>Everybody is doing it
>Pocket those SJW victim upgrades
It is literally scientifically programmed into them.

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//trigger initializing
Wow more mossad agents pushing the psyop. I miss old /Pol before the new faggots arrived.

Lol

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OP is a graycist and should be de-platformed. Hate speech is not free speech

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>Make it funny

99% of reddit fags are NPCs

have to check those glorious digits

>Graycist
LMAO. Perfect, and so obvious.
If you just coined that, screencap it.
I have a feeling that term is going to get famous
*Brings out the GIMP*

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Implying I browse reddit you stupid cunt, I just said don't make boring shit and spam the threads with it, think before you type next time you fat cunt.

He didn't

>OC
You spelled NON wrong.

if(insultOn.socialSkills(2) == npc.socialSkillStatus()){
npcTriggered.cope();
npcTriggered.makeItStop();
}

How predictable.

user, taboos are your strings that are played. Stay mad.

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Actually, I never visited that site cus it's been gay shit from day one, you on the other hand I doubt you stay commited to just Jow Forums as you are a low life NPC faggot who thinks that you are something special, what will you do in life you fat lonely fucking american cunt, I bet you didn't even vote for trump. Now take a fat shotgun and take your familys life and then your own you absolute waste of air.

AND HERE COMES THE FIRST WAVE OF ANTI-NPC-MEME PSYOPS

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do you even understand what that means you fucking cia nigger?

>literal murder fantasies
My dude, are you such a beta faggot in your life and you experience so little control that you literally claim you would murder a person?
>it makes me laugh, I would murder you, little worm!!
Fat sonic autist NPC detected

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The NPC doesn't see value in controlling the urges, so he doesn't even attempt to.

I swear, v2.06 is complete shit. At this rate, it looks like they won't be patching this shit anytime soon. Devs need to step their shit up

Someone made this lol

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Someone please for the love of god add

"NO U"

To this pic in proper coding language. Please, and put it very big.

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Low effort meme. 2/10

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Pls rate this one too

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dumb MIT niggers and their apathy towards entropy ; are they really this mired in earthly delusions of pure, divine understanding? there's alot at stake here, this isn't a fucking game

upside_down/10

I'm fingering my manhole to this one.

npc miniboss detected

>Would you be willing to say no to a qt3.14
what if it's a cut scene and I have no choice but to proceed?

No the npc is the one who feels guilty about their sexual urges. Meanwhile I have gbs full of overwatch porn alone

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What school do you go to? I gotta figure out whether I should go tomorrow or not. I strongly encourage you to keep blaming everyone else for being lonely btw. I mean, it can't be your fault! Everyone has different opinions from me because they're soulless robots! It's also probably their fault that you were poorly socialized, couldn't make friends, don't HAVE friends, and why you feel you should get away with murdering people.

Not politics.
Sage and report automated spambots.

And the award for best baiting in a reply goes to...

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