'user is that linux on your laptop?'

>'user is that linux on your laptop?'
>'yaay we are linux bros'
>'welcome to our foss movement here in the office'

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Is this the new Microshilling strategy?

>t. mactoddler

>t. freetard

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I'd be friends with them as long as they're not aspies in denial. Better than smelly neckbeards or skinny dudes who are creeps and into being anime girls.

nu males isnt that bad

>'welcome to our foss movement here in the office'
Impossible. Those faggots will never use such a convenient and universally understood name as "Linux". Those types would insist on using "GNU" in the name.

No, it's OpenBSD

cd /usr/share/docs/pasta/
cat g/interjection.txt
cat fsf/words-to-avoid/foss.txt

>skinny dudes who are creeps and into being anime girls.

Literally nobody is friends with people like that, its why they commit suicide.

Its weird that you would even bring that up you must be a creep.

>skinny dudes who are creeps and into being anime girls
I'm a skinny dude and a little creepy, but i don't like anime at all
To what category do i belong?!

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>nu male
>calling it gnu
pick one

In the skinny dude and a little creepy, but don't like anime at all category

>愛してるさわこ
cd

I'm a little fat (350lb - lost already 5 pounds this year), not creepy at all and i love anime (my wife is a anime girl). In what category am I?

>I'm a little fat (350lb)
>lost already 5 pounds this year
5 pounds is not worth mentioning

My wife says I look way better now. So I think it is worth mentioning?

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you literally shitpost in all BSD threads for the past 9 years or so. You’re the real creep.

That's really really fat. I'm 183lbs or so at 5'7 and I'm near the upper end of 'overweight', while you're way into the obese category.

so, they'd be Jow Forumsnu-males then :^)

I got a designer pal in the office who's a little bit onions-ish: full apple user and is extremely skilled in spending money on useless hipster shit; Yet, he's still more interesting to be around than the 99% of the remaining jaded, sad and closed personalities.
7/10, would hang out with - at least, I wouldn't be the only GNU/linux user in the whole fucking company.

keep it going, until you're in the "healthy" BMI zone - you'll be grateful to yourself in 20 years. If 350lbs in non-retarded units is ~115kg - then you still need to work on it.
90kg/1,93m here, though.

Are you american?!

You don't belong anywhere.
Only nu-males call it anything but Linux.

>Only nu-males call it anything but Linux.
Oh yeah, and one jealous fat foot fetishist.

fool i am 5'9 and only 130lbs

i am also in the skinny creepy dude who doesnt like anime category

challenge me Jow Forums

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I'm like 135-140 pounds, (5'4 manlet btw) I can lose 5 pounds in a day after my basic excersise routine you fat motherfucker.

>I'm a skinny dude and a little creepy, but i don't like anime at all
>To what category do i belong?!
The category of people who got lost on their way to whatever website they were trying to get to originally.

Woops, meant for...

you are just like me! are you a girl too??