>[ringing]
>"speak."
>"he's running Gentoo, sir, has an obscure VPN hosted in Hong Kong too, he thinks he's slick, what do we do?"
>"sir?"
>"..."
>"activate the hardware backdoor now."
[ringing]
Tyler Brown
Anthony Green
>What's going on here bog?
Dylan Rivera
It's you again, please bless us with a quality thread like last time, /b/-desu
Jacob Hughes
>Sir we can't, he's on libreboot
>Well shit, johnson
Brody Evans
stop posting this every single day u fuck
Dominic Gonzalez
>"Sir, he's using a Talos II! He's untouchable! Oh shit, we've got an incoming connection! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
Aiden Taylor
based
Jackson King
>"Gates, this is why we acquired github"
>"infect the repos"
>"y-yes my lord"
>[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]
Benjamin Ortiz
>Sir he uses LFS and manually inspects the source code before compiling, what the fuck do we do do now?
Ayden Hall
> he's on libreboot
Activate the LAN bootrom exploit.
Eli Rogers
This makes no sense, hardware backdoor on whose PC? And if you know that you can always torture the guy.
Jordan Bennett
>>Sir he uses LFS and manually inspects the source code before compiling, what the fuck do we do do now?
I wonder how many people there are in the world autistic enough to do shit like that.
Connor Lopez
Send someone to beat him with a wrench.
Carter Clark
>"..."
>"s-sir?"
>"Gates.."
>"It's time"
>"activate the linux zero day exploit"
>"this is our last pawn in the game..."
>"if this fails..."
>"...we're gonna have to get...physical"
>[bog glares at one of his agents]
>[agent awaits in the darkness ready to be activated]
Aaron Perry
>Sir we can't, he's on libreboot
>I said hardware backdoor, not firmware backdoor
Ryder Perry
cringe
Hunter Butler
>ring-ring ring-ring
>quick rund-
>>activate it
that's how you do it op
Andrew Cox
>Activate the compiler backdoor
Jayden Walker
I'M TAKING DIRECT CONTROL
Wyatt Garcia
Who's the guy on the left?
Justin Russell
Someone give this ignoramus a quick rundown
Juan Ramirez
do you need a quick rundown?
Adrian Hill
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
Sebastian Robinson
Ryder Clark
grug has intel
grug find out intel has backdoor
what do?
buy amd
amd no backdoor
he boucht?
activate ze backdoor
Gavin Moore
>being this retarded
Julian Stewart
Thanks for the rundown.
Parker Cooper
>*Trump has joined the call*
>"Bill? You there? I gotta say. Real nice job you did with the backdoored voting machines. You did a swell job. You're a true American hero Bill."
Isaac Gonzalez
What’s their endgame?
Elijah Ward
> activate compiler planted backdoor
Xavier Rodriguez
>Oh shit, we've got an incoming connection! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Blake Gonzalez
this is why i only visit Jow Forums using my airgapped computer
Samuel Clark
>Not understanding the difference between disclosed exploits and shady management engines and undisclosed infected proccesors by three letter agencies who glow in the dark and have specialised IP hidden in every component of your computer ready to be activated.
Carter Lewis
Talos II, hell yeah
Bentley Miller
Бoгдaнoв, зиc эндc нay.
Brandon Martin
hardware backdoor is what brought down Jow Forums's backend on april 29th 2018
Owen Martinez
> "Crap, it's not working sir, he compiles from the Raptor git server in Illinois and we don't have a FlexVer exploit yet"
> [intern runs in]
> "sire, the Sierra AI generated an exploit for the POWER9 IOMMU controller"
> "good, upload it to his NIC"
Carter Collins
Samuel Martin
>4D Pinball
Landon James
based sminem
Eli Fisher
lol u guys think too much.
>"sir he has https and real time sha255 encryption"
>"What do?"
>"Drone strike."
Colton Myers
>*ends call*
>*uses other phone*
>secure line 2
>hey putin, you up for my 2020 election like we did in 2016?
Benjamin Hill
How do you feel being a retard spouting american propaganda.
Gabriel Reyes
>"Everything is going according to the plan"
>"Ze arch AUR-ware protocol has been activated? he got the bait?"
> "He is desperate now, after the gentoo operation now he thinks of moving to OpenBSD"
>"Call Theo, sabotage ze mirrors, he mustn't know of ze third hole, yes make him use SSH by default"