The official food of Jow Forums

We all know it is left over Pork Lo Mein from the frig with an ice cold can of diet coke but you fags can post your wrong answers ITT and show everyone how outside of the cool clique you are. I mean really, if you can't learn the gang signs and wear the colors, if you can't talk the talk and walk the walk, then why are you even here?

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You are mostly right except I prefer vegetarian dishes like Vegetable Lo Mein. We all gotta do our part to make the world a better place!

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Jesse Pinkman says Have a Coke and a Smile, bitch.

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Subway

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It doesn't matter what kind of left over chinese take you eat, it's what you drink that matters!

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>implying I eat

I agree. Coke is the power of Jow Forums and the engine of the world, bitch.

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I didn't know Jow Forums had so much style and class!

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Programming in my pajamas is comfy as fuck.

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I'm a vegan. From time to time I eat fresh seafood.

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Dr.Pepper & Shrimp Lo Mein.

What the fuck is all this diet coke shilling? Are you faggots addicted or something. Drink water, or milk or something. Why would you want some overpriced caramel water? Are you a woman or a child? Probably both

That's not Jow Forums approved, bitch.
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You're probably some thirty year old boomer hipster with a mac. Go back to Jow Forums, gramps.

Let's keep Jow Forums comfy and nice.

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>not eating cheap indian takeout
>not drinking ripoff aldi cola

What are you, too poor to afford a decent drink like Diet Coke? Get some food stamps and help us make the world a better place by drinking more Coke! Remember, Jow Forums loves you!

Yeah dude, I'm not a militant vegan and I'm not trying to change anyone's mind. I don't eat stuff made in a way that causes animal suffering, meaning meat and dairy products. I don't eat seafood bot because I feel bad for the mussels o shrimp, but because it isn't vegan/vegetarian. But you know what, when I do eat seafood I don't feel bad because I don't think a shrimp, fish, or mussel can suffer in the same way a pig, dog, cow, whale, etc. can suffer. And me not eating seafood 355 days in a year is not a big deal.

You said it, brother. Keep the faith, my man!

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You are obviously a Big Picture kind of person. Stay strong! youtube.com/watch?v=gOqblSqx_VI

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Onions for 90% of my weekly meals because I support mentally unstable entrepreneurs.

I had no idea this filter existed but I'm thrilled that it does.

Yeah! Let's make some fat stacks, bitches!

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No wonder America's so fat. They drink all this soda that's 90% sugar.

It's unanimous, Coke is the official drink of Jow Forums!

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You're also using, I presume, a computer of some sort.

Of course, I'm a real Jow Forumsman!

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Lots of Coke Zero and Shredded Chicken burittos from Taco Bell

You should post more, Jow Forumsman! Do your part to keep Jow Forums on track.

>I don't think a shrimp, fish, or mussel can suffer in the same way a pig, dog, cow, whale, etc. can suffer.
why would you assume such a false thing?
>And me not eating seafood 355 days in a year is not a big deal.
If you murder one or you murder a million, you are a murderer anyway.

btw I eat mean on a daily basis, just pointing your flawed logic.

Are the people here really this stupid?

*blocks your path*

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Woah, I listened to that song the day before yesterday. That album, but that song in particular is a favourite of mine. Good taste.

Are computers not vegan? Or are you referring to the suffering of people who have to dig the silicone, manufacture the parts and assemble the computers? Trust me, I am well aware of the cost. But you cannot be part of society and not consume the technology because the two are inseparable. If I stopped using computers I imagine it would have to be in the proper context, like moving into the wilderness. Something I am totally open to. Just not at this point in my life.

Fuck off. And yeah, bitch!

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If someone is vegan and uses arch linux, which one do they tell people about first?

Real Jow Forumsmen have good taste.

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For me it's 4 loko Black Edition

Who here is smokin?

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Jow Forums is an anime board. Stay on topic, you dirty shill.

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made by the coca cola company iirc :)

erm I did I posted about by official food choice

for me, it's diarrhea and vomiting.

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That reminds me, I should order some more Diet Coke through my Amazon Prime Pantry account.

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and much more tasty things

That burger looks amazing! Does Arby's deliver?

You can get more than just Coke through Amazon Prime Pantry. They're great!

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Not yet but the the drive through is almost as convenient as delivery. Give it a try!

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****Torches of Freedom****

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same
during uni there were days where all i would eat was one of those big bags of chips
i just didn't feel hungry. i would forget to eat. my friends would have to get me to eat

>not enjoying the full-bodied flavor of a Coke® Zero Sugar

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do you smoke

Control your appetite and focus your mind with Marlboro Special Blend 100's.

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>Torches of Freedom
Mmm, you said it!

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mmm, scorched popcorn

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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nope it's almonds
take the almond pill

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i dont eat out

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Now THIS is something I can relate to

What the fuck is this thread

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>I'm not a militant vegan
>I don't eat seafood bot[sic] because I feel bad for the mussels o[sic] shrimp, but because it isn't vegan/vegetarian.

You lost me. Are you just following a rule that you admit is bogus so that you can be part of a group whose rule you find bogus?

wonton soup >

>drinking soda
absolutely disgusting, go back to leadit

water & orange juice only.

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>All these pajeets pretending that a good curry, Tikka masala, and some naan isn't their food. What a joke.
Paprika Chaat for me.

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>hopeless stupidity
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Do the idiots in this thread know that they are idiots?

Right about the problem -> idiot affluence
Wrong about the cause -> breeding

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>the cause
Part 1 of 2
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>the cause
Part 2 of 2
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This with fried egg on top

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>Chicken flavour
>With tuna

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>Orange juice
Assuming you don't squeeze your own and mix it with lots of water, it is pretty much just as bad for your body as soda.

I buy nongshim shin ramyum and Fraser meatballs on amazon, I call it the amazon special.

Techno-urban nomad survival techniques aren't for pansies and sissies. Stay home with your mama, boy.

why does everyone here like diet coke, it isnt even refreshing at all its just disgusting

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>can of diet coke
desgustang, I'd rather stick to a room-temp glass of water if the alternative is tasting its disgusting artificial sweetener

Coco Puffs and milk

>Lo Mein
Lo mein is literally those $.25 maruchan ramen.

At least get maifun/rice noodles because they actually take time to prepare so you're getting more bang for your buck

I work with an Indian girl and her office smells like curry

her orifice smells like curry

>Not eating dried fruit + trailmix with choccy protein milk™ for the ultimate brain gains
You're never gonna make it Jow Forums

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This is a PvE Tank and Spank thread, isn't it? You cheeky bastards.

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I rather drink piss than onions coke. Either don't drink soda or drink real soda. Diet Soda's are a disgusting scam that only americans would fall for.

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no it isn't, lol
even fake shit from sugar is better than soda is for you.

always enjoyable over a macbook

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Instant ramen and arizona iced tea