I work at Dewlett Yackard Inc since 2015. I still have no idea what is my true role but I mostly use Excel, SQL and tons of meetings. Ask me about anything.
>Inb4 install gentoo
No, fuck you and fuck your memes
>Inb4 hp laptops are shit
Buy the business oriented.
What's the most annoying thing about your job?
Having a lot of forced meetings. Mostly I just join and do my work.
Also, recently we got new members of the team that are underqualified and make more money than me because they are older.
Why do you make shit printers?
What's a decent workstation with proper linux support?
HP laptops have been fine for me. I bought a $300 about 10 years ago (preinstalled OS was Vista) and still works.
post feet and work badge with timestamp
I am not on the hardware/software design. Blame those fuckers.
Mobile or desktop?
I used to have a dv4000. It was like a jet was taking off and was as cool as a butt of a camel.
i used to work for some contractor of hp, the cust support was bretty gud
I am directly involved with the HP distribution solution for North America via 3PL.
How many pajeets are there?
Do you own a drinter? What brand
Desktop
There you go
I am not involved in cust support but I have coworkers involved on that. They truly cares about customers.
3 product lines?
In my office, there are some pajeets but it still are minority. However, we are in a tech park that are mostly ridden with pajeets.
Canon, it was 15 bucks
Those are expensive. Look for HP Z workstations
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5M, 4H, MB
Shadiest corporate shit you've seen @ jewlett packard?
Shave your toes barbarian.
>Excel
install gentoo
So, you are a printing guy. You can explain why we have shitty printers
Mostly, people taking credit of stuff they didnt make.
I am sorry your foot fetish is against hairy toes.
Fuck you and fuck your memes.
Do you have any regrets you have/mistakes you made going to HP or into the IT industry in general?
How long does it take whatever department to roll out spectre/meltdown patches for laptops/workstations ect?
Not regrets joining HP. It is a comfy place to work. The salary is a little low compared to other IT industries but it is a trade off for comfy workplace. As you can see at my feet photo, I am working at home right now.
I have no idea, I am not involved on hardware. I am at finance department.