*dring dring* *dring dring*

>*dring dring* *dring dring*
>"Allô. C’est de la part de qui?"
>"Igor. It's me. Bill. We have a problem.
>"Oui?"
>"It's the target we talked about earlier. He's using Libreboot. The hardware backdoor has been nullified. I repeat. The hardware backdoor has been nullified. Our boys at Intel tell me there's nothing we can do."
>"Enlèver-les. Utilisez la torture si nécessaire. Personne n'échappe au botnet."
>*click*

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Sacre bleu! Je voudrais un petit madamoiselle avec un grande saucission.

Why is this meme so funny

Who's the guy with the plastic face?

Bogdanov

Bill Gates

Your master

Leah Rowe

Tom Howard

"Igor Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff and Grichka Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff (or Bogdanov; born 29 August 1949) are French twin brothers who are television presenters[1], producers and scientific essayists who, since the 1970s, have presented various subjects in science fiction, popular science and cosmology. They were involved in a number of controversies, most notably the Bogdanov affair, in which it was alleged the brothers wrote nonsensical advanced physics papers that were nonetheless published in reputable scientific journals. They have also been notable because of their personality, family origins and physical appearances."
From wiki.

What does he have to do with Jow Forums?

quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Literally the most powerful guy in the world

You want a QUICK ROUNDUP™?

>"Allo Terry. It ees not too late to join us. We avv been following you with great interest. Consider our offer. Just one backdoor in TempleOS Terry. One. That's all it takes. And you'll never be haunted by the visions again. Think about eet Terry. You avv six hours."

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Todd Howard

>implying the twins need a backdoor for a piece of shit
Nice try Terry. They're beyond your level.

I love the Bogdanoff meme

bog

>TempleOS
>piece of shit
pick one you idiot

>>>/reddit/

But they are the same?