New Macbooks BTFO the competition

>The silent sound of all the anti-apple YouTubers can be heard screeching.

would be perfect if it still had magsafe

Wait for the next design.
Apple will bring it back with a new name.

And All for 3x the price!

Performance doesn't mean shit unless compared relative to price

Someone please shop a >shadman pic to say >geekbench.

except not you dumb piece of shit. a similarly specced dell precision pro laptop workstation comes to $6350 USD. and it comes with an older gen processor and it comes with an i7 instead of an i9 and it comes with a slower NVMe SSD.

top fucking kek now performance doesn't matter

until some chinkbook 2 is faster

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge & loose at bottom
>flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to non-click touchpads
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX has horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a heavy 95WHr battery
>even XTREME GAMER laptops like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Windows laptops in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>heat exhaust literally blows hot air onto screen
>screen melts off and separates
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
>same problems as above plus:
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>keyboard fails and requires $1000 repair if a speck of dust gets under a key
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

>it's 2018 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously

>macshit literally has the build quality of a $200 acer for 10x the price
youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

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>return of the SD card slot.
I believed you up until that.

It has finally happened.
Apple has gone back to their moto.
"Does more, costs less".

Jobs would be proud.

This. You need to spec macs to 3x the power and 10x the price to get the same performance of a PC.

Please don't destroy my hopes user.
I don't give a shit about the legacy ports since literally anything I use is Bluetooth.
But I want an SD card slot for my photography.

>fastest laptop
>4 thunderbolt 3 ports
>500 nits screen
>amazing build
>thin
>light
>up to 4tb ssd

only reason you're not getting it is you're poor

there's no downsides to a Ferrari

According to Apple SD cards are legacy. Just like CDs, floppy disks, USB, HDMI, and ethernet.

>mactoddler didnt read his own link
>fagbook only does well in gookbench
>gets BTFO in EVERY actual real world application test

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>comparing macshit to ferrari
Unlike your craptop a Ferrari only has additional features compared to cheaper cars.

no i read it, was even faster in excel of all things

just blazingly fast

>macshit chinktrash
>fails if not used in a 100% sterile clean room with less than 1:100000000 ppm dust
>good build
topkek

>geekbench
Apple won't get away with that on this market. Into the trash it goes.

They're getting faster but going to fuck themselves over

the pin layouts have already changed

lots of professional cameras don't use regular SD

CF/CF express and XQD cards care coming about more

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>mactoddler is illiterate
Not even surprised.

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>geekbench isn't a good metric unless some other device is king

this is a10 chip all over again top kek

>who needs that much speed

Wait for the Cinebench scores, dumb macfag :^)

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>i use my fruity toddler toy to run benchmarks only
>who actually uses real applications?
At least you tried iPajeet.

>b-be-benchmarks don't matter guys

FASTEST NOTEBOOK ON THE PLANET

>trusting (((synthetic))) benchmarks

imagine the thermal throttling lmao

The reason the laptop is made of metal is because the case itself acts as the heatsink. Ever used those thumbnail-sized USB 3 flash drives? Notice how hot they get when you write a 16+GB video to it? Now imagine that but with an entire computer.

And yet fagbooks still throttle so hard they get BTFO by $500 Acers in real workloads.

Are you retarded? The macbook case is not enough to dissipate this amount of temperature, just take a look at previous iterations and how they throttle under any heavy load.

>being this stupid

A condom.

>another year of Jow Forums crying about macs until in 9 months someone else releases something new and then say how shit macs are

How can macshit even compete?

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I would expect the keys wouldn't get stuck. Even if that is fixed, the fact remains that the key travel is approximately equal to the width of a cunt hair.

It's shite.

>mactoddlers need a brand new latest generation throttlebook with the latest i7 just to play catchup with last year's XPS

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>being
kek, just kys already

With high scores in synthetic benchmarks reviewers wet themselves over.

It's already throttling?
K
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>benchmarks don't matter now

top kek and dell only refreshed their line 3 months ago

SAD

>performance doesn't matter only useless benchmarks

MACTODDLERS BTFO

MACTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Geekbench is not a good metric period.
It relies too much on hardware encryption on the scores, which is a thing that is not THAT used.

>can't handle that apple made a good laptop
>Jow Forums still recommends garbage thinkpads

Too bad that doesn't fix the fact that the keys have 0 travel distance and feel like dogshit
Enjoy your RSI after typing on what feels like a sheet of rock every day.

>mactoddler can't handle that apple shat out another defective throttlebook
>still tries to pretend his throttlebook isn't shit
SAD!

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>can't handle someone else can afford a macbook pro
>not realizing how fucking good they are

>$3000 to match the performance of a $500 acer
>good

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>because I dont want to buy one it means i cant afford one.
this "logic" needs to end.

>not realizing it's the same thing

whatever helps with your depression

You’ve been btfo already pcfaggot

imagine being this dumb

> someone makes a post with tons of arguments to drive into a good discussion
> all you can say in answer is literally 'poo'
macfag brainlet confirmed

>caring this much about what other people buy

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Hardware encryption is only about 5% of the total score in Geekbench4.
However in this case it's literally just more threads and it is short workloads.

jesus these new macs are fast

>handbrake is video editing

Trust me, fcpx runs fucking awesome on macbooks even when doing 4k

That should help prevent the breaking and make them slightly quieter but the keyboard is still shit because of the shit travel.

> applebench thread
Fucking retards. They are x86 now, what’s your excuse for “applebench”?

Go to the crappy source and tell them to use your CPU benchmark.

IFixit that sponsors all the bunch more anti Apple YouTubers (Rossman, Linus, etc.) is already trying to spin this around.

They are calling it a “cover up”.

Apple is fucking admitting it on their support page, the problem for fucking iFixit is that Apple have 4 years of warranty and that killed the cucks.

Just like $29 battery replacements with labor killed their overpriced counterfeit batteries.

Waiting for quad-core without touchbar

This is pretty stupid. They couldn't come up with a real solution like the Dell maglev so they put a plastic wrap around it?

This idiot starts sprouting bullshit right at the first line, it’s impressive

> trackpad impossible to click near upper edge & loose at bottom

Stopped reading here.

This is impossible even, trackpads on Macs don’t even click, they have a pressure sensor (Force Touch) and a vibration motor (Taptic Engine) that senses user finger pressure and makes a “bump” with the motor.

It doesn’t even click when it’s off.

BUSTED you idiot. Stopped reading there

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And it costs $6000 you retard

I love some good Erin reaction images. More.

So tell us, faggot, what’s a good CPU benchmark.

Geekbench is the best CPU benchmark you’re an idiot.

What in the world are you talking about? The Precision doesn't have a 13", the closest is a XPS. The Precision 5530 maxes out with an i9 and a top notch NVME 1TB SSD for around $3500 which is nearly $500 cheaper than the MBP 15 2018 with similar settings

They don’t.

Geekbench is literally hot trash that was made for cash in on mobile

Apple design does spill over to other companies, usually the shit ones.

>be me
>31
>mortgage free
>work as a bank manager
>bought a Zenbook because it was the better value for money for what I required it for
>get told I'm poor and depressed by some child on a mongolian basket weaving forum
ok kid.

Can't be more true. People who are wealthy actually consider what they spend all that money on, unlike minimum wage manbabies who blow three months' worth of pay on the latest gadget to show their peers and validate themselves with.

what NVMe device has that kind of write speed? I call bullshit, and some people seem to confirm my suspicion: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17526786

Of course, this is the same people that cry foul upon Apple being the first to introduce high resolution displays on notebooks, or dumping the outdate drive bays.

NVMe in RAID

>mortgage free
>aka renting

>because Im a renting cuck no one else on earth can own their own home

>geekbench

>Geekbench

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>Basically a build in graphical tablet.
Why use the shitty and tiny touchrad, when you can actually use an active pen on the screen itself, aka yoga 920?
Or is it because Apple can't make a screen go 180°?

>surely no one will be able to do simple maths to see i can't afford one even if i earned 100k at 18

Dunno man you're the top tier bank manager!

Because of this.
A 2 in 1, will forever have low specs, compared to a dedicated notebook.
Tim and the rest of Apple understand this, which is why they advertise the IPad Pro, as the perfect graphical companion for the Mac.

>A 2 in 1, will forever have low specs, compared to a dedicated notebook.
It is a dedicated laptop. The only difference is in better screen hinges. Name 1 reason it must have low specs?
>why they advertise the IPad Pro
Sure, that's the reason.

That happens because Apple is the only company that does the TDP up that Intel offers in their chips.
13 inch retinas goes to 25W while everyone else uses the standard 15W.

> TLDR: Overclocked CPUs are faster than stock ones

based waitfag.

lol no

The keyboard is arguably the most important aspect in a laptop, since it's your main input peripheral.
If it's shit, the whole laptop is shit.

This.
I use a late 2013 MBP, and I will forever wait until they come out with the next design, so they have finally come out with a good keyboard.
I just can't see myself coding on that keyboard for a very long period of time.

>implying you don't adjust in