/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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Reposting from last thread
Just got Tin Audio T2, now I have to wait a month to get it. What Bluetooth Cable is good for them? Just because I really do like wireless Earphones

Ask the seller of one fits and just buy it. The BT modules are kinda meh desu and any would do

It's here boys!

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32gb shark

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Trying to get a custom cart off AliExpress. We'll see how it goes!

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post the test my man

So with those magnetic charging cables, are they cross-compatible? Or do you need to get the same brand with the same bits?

do you use a DAC for the tin audio t2s and other chink iems?
whats the go to DACs for csg

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66707668

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Based.

Test

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>getting mail on the weekends

finally getting around to testing those putin cards

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It's always some chinkery with these "people."

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And redpilled.

to be fair, you would get a double refund if they paypaled you and you kept the dispute open, but of course you don't need to play along with their shit and you can take it through the aliexpress dispute system instead

best bluetooth earphones?

can you use andriod boxes to play emulator games on them?

Yes but for whatever reason Bluetooth controller latency is abysmal on most android devices, so maybe get something hard wired.

What's so bad about disputes

I was wondering about this, too. Apparently AWEIs are reliable enough to be sold at Walmart.

technically nothing, but you risk being put into chinks blacklists (and receiving white powder in the mail or having a small come great distances just to you to slap you)

Using mine since 2 years and still working fine. Used Putin 1 week and broken. You did good.

any MMCX BT cable

Is chink-fi good?

i remember that. what was the white powder?

recommend me a $50

I fucking new it. This compressor was like 7 dollars. It seemed too good to be true, but I ordered and paid for it anyway in case it is legit. Well, apparently it's not.

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Anthrax

Can anyone recommend me some side cutters?

I see lots like pic related but they're kinda shitty

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not really anything as long as you have a valid complaint. if you use it to scam sellers you'll have a greater of risk of sellers doxing you and you can even get banned from aliexpress

could you build your own phone with parts from ali express?

If you will use them to cut plastic or assemble gunplas.
Get yourself 20 dollar jap ones
If not just get those in the pic

Hello friends,

Does there exist a chink shit ereader I can buy for sub $100? Preferably paper white if possible.

Thanks

Nice Chinese Thinkpad m8

Bought a cheap chink mechanichal "automatic" watch

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where can i get this?

but without the gay branding.

where do you get xiaomi razor head replacements for the twin and triple head ones?

did he die?
damn spooky chinks

What's wrong user, don't you like big boscks?

that bosck is too big for me

Some are, some aren't. I must advice to stick to the brand .

If that is mechanical and the automatic part doesn't work, I will need you to provide a link. It's not autism, it's nostalgia as I did that with my granpas, but most mechanical watches are too expensive where I live.
Buy a kindle with that amount of money.
Yes, you could, but it would be cheaper to restore a damaged unit. The part are usually more expensive than the phone itself.
Nothing per se, I have a lot of disputes open, but they are all valid (false tracking number, bad packaging, wrong product, wrong size on clothes, product was never sent, product hasn't arrived after 4 months -still with 2 weeks of buyers protection -, etc). That said,i usually speak with the seller first and ask for a non dispute solution, and only open a dispute when they openly try to chink me.

It is bad for their store, though, maybe that is what you meant?
Yes it is, join us user. Get a ed16, t2 or the classic meme ATE.
This. You could feasibly make a retro emulation console, but go wired if u don't want to go insane.

No, what actually happens is that the chinks write that they are buying something from you on the PayPal transaction somewhere you don't see it.
After the dispute period is over, they will open a dispute with PayPal claiming you did not deliver this item/service, and you cannot prove it either, because for all you know they wrote you sold them a powerbank for this price.

In other words, don't fall for chink tricks.
t. buying chink shit with PayPal and AliPay for years now.

What are some decent chink opening tools for as less money as possible? I bought the green plastic ones previously and they broke as if made from chalk.

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The controller latency is usually the emulator and your screen not being in sync. You need to find the true refresh rate of the screen and tell the emulator to run at that. SNES9x Ex for android has an auto detect feature that is "ok"

Why not just use some random chink blades like this?`If one blade breaks, you have a spare one. Must be a good idea.

aliexpress.com/item/9-Blades-Wood-Carving-Tools-Fruit-Food-Craft-Sculpture-Engraving-Knife-Scalpel-DIY-Cutting-Tool-PCB/32425534341.html

t. biology nerd that used scapel to cut open the brain and then smash the skull to extract the brain of a moose.

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I posted image of data corruption of putin card, and this is answer.

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meanwhile youtube still doesn't let you pick which video to play next even though there was a popup message about it

I ordered a 32GB rainbow unicorn card from them for $4.60 two days ago and still it hasn't shipped.
Should I be worried?

Shoul've gotten the 32GB shark, where do I get it for $6 like user said, I only found it for $7. Ohwell, a dollar I guess isn't worth.

You did h2testw it, right? F3 is another option if you use a real os. (oss.digirati.com.br/f3/)

Thank you user, for mentioning f3. I have never seen other people do it like ever, and it's actually better than h2testw.

Now the only problem is if AliExpress will understand what the fuck f3 is and how this is a proof?

Well I suppose that's the bigger problem. Spin up a VM or something and run the software they're more likely to recognise.

where the fuck are my cheap chinese ereaders!?

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Holy shit there's a xiaomi e-reader?
It has a microSD slot which is nice. Tempted.

On dispute I used h2testw and now I sent image of "Flash Drive Tester v1.14"-result.

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didn't a single company have a patent on the e-ink screens, so the price was artificially kept high because there was only one supplier that could set a price?

can't they chinese copy them like they copy shoes, software, games, cpus, people, etc

$100? Xiaom?
Want want want
This is Kindle level, and runs Android, it's going to be that much better without being limited to their crap format.

Which of the kingdian SSDs are worth buying?

the sandisk branded ones

This is just a mock up my some autist, right? Not an actual product.

That was the case until 2016. Now anyone could make eink screens and some chinks actually do but only in super retarded resolutions and screen sizes.

Don't get ssds from ali. If you want cheap, Adata is the lowest you should go.

Fuck off ADATA shill.

Fuck off kingdian shill

Has anyone ordered chink hd 600\650 cable?

Any recommended sellers for redmi note 5 tempered glass?

Yeah for sure. I use mibox and it emulates up to N64 pretty well. I haven't had this problem so far.

just spend 5 bucks for a quality one faggots. quality blades are like 3 bucks or less

are some sharks bad?

Are these $250 projectors really 1080p?

aliexpress.com/item/WZATCO-CT580-Real-Full-HD-Projector-1080P-1920-1080-3800-Lumens-HDMI-Home-Theatre-Android-Projectors/32886218028.html

aliexpress.com/item/AUN-Full-HD-Projector-AKEY5-UP-1920-1080P-3-800-Lumens-Android-Beamer-with-WIFI-Bluetooth/32882295623.html

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>Resolution: Native : 1920x1080.
>Native Resolution:WXGA/1920 x 1080P Pixels
Seems like yes.

anybody here bought pocket harmonica online?
which ones are recommended?

Ok I wanna get a phone that will be used for music mostly and a bit of browsing animu boards, could anyone recommend something? I really don't wanna spend more than 250 US buckos

>phone that will be used for music mostly and a bit of browsing animu boards
that's not what phones are for

t. 30-year-old boomer

im not even using it as a phone, I would just get a hi fi media player but there tiny and the ui is shit and they're a similar price (almost) and they don't have intarnets acess

link pls

Why hasn't Xiaomi made a PKB phone yet?
I'll take a sliding keyone with a 90 degree tilt to use in landscape mode too please.

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I have this one and it's pretty good. s.aliexpress.com/VRBjqAbm

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are you OK ???

>Why hasn't Xiaomi made a PKB phone yet?
Because they're smart.

Something like this?

s.aliexpress.com/BzumiMnm

My frens came in.

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could it be 2.4ghz wifi that is causing bluetooth latency?

owo what's this?

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a bag

For once Mr. Hom didn't lie on the packaging. Chinky wash bag, cost £3.

The tags on the zippers are a little garish but I can replace those. Material feels pretty tough and waterproof, nice and thick.

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Plenty of space for all my shit too, always keep one of these in my car. I've paid more than double for worse quality before. I'm really happy with this.

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>using Jewish chemicals to clean your body

hello anons, any recommendations for rgb components for pc builds? fans, led strips controllers etc.

Lost the foam tips that came with my VJJB N1s.

Any good replacement foam tips that won't break down in a week or give me cancer?

None. You can get same priced ones from more reputable companies and get a warranty as well

Metal spudgers on a phone? don't do that. they're plastic so they don't break internals, conduct, or slice.

Yeah, don't. RGBs are useless and only serve to be annoying as fuck.

aliexpress.com/item/4Pairs-8pcs-Wooeasy-Noise-Isolating-Memory-Foam-tips-3mm-5mm-T100-T400-Ear-Tip-For-In/32838354939.html
I'm using these they work well. they have 5mm inner diameter btw.

>using Chinese chemicals and getting acid burns

Cheers.

I only lost one so luckily I have the other to measure.