What technology helps me get a girlfriend?

What technology helps me get a girlfriend?

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Shower and Rexona.

Tinder

Stingray to stalk people

What is Rexona?

Yeah, I got it. It's like you know what exactly shower is. Ok.

Not animay, that's for sure.

Watch Netorare and take notes.

Dating apps are technology

The highest spec Apple iPhone(tm) X with wireless earbuds.

Tor and Bitcoin

iPhone, Macbook

Btw these are prerequisites to simply approach or interact with a normie female.

>3dcg to design her
>AI to give her a personality
>Infowars to redpill her
>VR to make her real
>Bad dragon to give her the enormous dick you sorely crave

>still wanting a gf when porn and hentai are free and sex bots are right around the corner

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Facebook and cultivating a healthy social circle

>recommending botnetbook on Jow Forums

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He said girlfriend, not boyfriend.

Sorry, free software won't get you a girlfriend. D&D playmates, maybe.

Didn’t work for me so far.

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You'll need:
>Fagbook
>Instafag
>Macfag
>iFag

Car and checkbook.

b-b-but muh love!

Money is a Technology

>being a fag will get you a girlfriend
Okay then

this

pornography for desires, sex for kids

None. Fap and you won't need one.

Correct answer.

tinder is short for Thot fINDER, tinder girls don't make good gfs

apt-get install gf

It's the only way user.

Chloroform

...

This user knows whats up

Ever heard of escorts?

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None of it. If you had even the slightest chance with women, they would be approaching you and you wouldn't have to ask this question. We are no longer living in the old days where nearly every man could expect to be married before he turns 30. Now, everyone stays single and women form harems around the top 20% of men without even realizing that they're doing it.

tinder.

Escorts are not a girlfriend, and certainly not technology.

I want to fuck those abs.

This is the most accurate answer so far.

>he doesn't program himself a gf

Why would you want a girlfriend? Just get a fuckbuddy.

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>tfw no muscle mom

Shitty aussie deodorant brand.