Perfect Porn Site

fpbp

The use of an unified app to access all sites that will be hidden on an inconspicuous app.
Site should be optimized for mobile, as that is a common consume scenario.
The integration of a night theme
Ability to download videos in high quality, should anyone wants to
Well organized, searching via actors, producers, country origin, etc.
An algorithm that let's you sauce porn videos akin to image search.
Must have a panic button incorporated, in which all tabs are saved on a button and it opens something you configure. Any key combo used should be configurable

+ add a trusted zone whereby if people sign up and upload crap they have access to a section thats like that sign up porn torrent site i forget the name of..fuckers banned me for no reason.

Sadpanda

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A search that can be as specific as you want.

One where i can play 2 videos side to side

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The ability to loop a segment of a video.

No porn below 720p, being able to filter as many categories I want.

Oh, and a search function that doesn't fucking suck. Wildcard searches are nice too.

No porn above 240p

Everything is at least 720p

Xhamster!

I fucking hate xhamster thumbnails, they look like absolute ass

A crossdressing fetish site where you receive free girly clothes but you're obligated to take pics and videos and upload them to the site to create monetizable content so the site can afford to send more cute clothes to potential sissies.
The most popular uploaders can receive sponsorship deals to receive more cute clothes and sex toys so long as they promote links to buy the clothes below the video.

What the fuck

>the absolute state of Jow Forums

The absolute state of Jow Forums in a single post

>720p and up everything below will be loudly labeled low quality
>Tagging system
>No client side Java script
>Use the browsers built in video player
>Support for easy mpv and other external video players

Impressive

Jump off a bridge

Betterfap is already practically perfect. Controller support, AI recommendation engine that works pretty damn well, excellent UI, etc.

>Controller support
Imagine having the brain of an adolescent.

No ads. Make no money off of this.
Only put it up if you plan to make the whole service free and pay for it out of your pocket per month.

>Controller support
what the fuck

One that builds up a giant database of it's users' porn habits and then doxes them as perverts.

Poor people deserve neither pleasure not happiness.

Danbooru tier tag search of videos.

>muh 1080p
>muh 4k
The fuck does it matter? It's not like there are complex, long distance shots or anything.

L-lewd. Should add having the service analyze your interests based on the videos you view to personalize what you get sent, also have them run a keyholder service.

Don't own a controller (no gaymen) but can definitely see the appeal.

It even does voice control but that seems like a gimmick. The main deal is the recommendation engine, you have to thumb up or down your feed, and your recommendations are built every 24 hours based on that, and are excellent

>>muh 1080p
>>muh 4k
>The fuck does it matter? It's not like there are complex, long distance shots or anything.
It's a thing people under 25 worry about because they literally never lived in a world before internet.

Pornhub Premium is already perfect.

>help me decide what to jerk off to, mommy corporation!
Cringe.

I didn't know you were poor

This is why I don't want to make it public. Imagine the costs of holding and people streaming and possibly downloading all this porn. It needs to upkeep somehow.
The only good suggestions
Like an porn aggregate?
Pornhub moves like a slug

>
what bad dragon toys u got OP?

A porn site that shows you only one video. If you don't like it you hit next. Each video gets slightly more perverted and twisted than the last.

derpibooru.org

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motherless before they banned zoo.

>mfw

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A site that streams Japanese lesbians directly onto muh dikk

sad

fuck, im now literally waiting for somebody to make this happen

hqporner is ok

>Streaming
>Not downloading your amateur sissification interracial porn from private sources in a fetish community that shares it with you.

>exhentai's tag search
>xvideos dark ui
>minimalist layout (ie: search bar on homepage and nothing else)
>Optional separate utility to upload videos because browser upload sucks.

>God-tier tagging system.
All uploaded videos must be tagged. Tags can be rated/voted on by users for the first week. Highly voted tags permanently stay whilst shitty tags disappear (No more bait/troll shit in unrelated categories).

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Shit quality videos are not allowed!
If it's below 720p the algorithm automatically deletes it. If it's shot in a dark room and almost nothing is visible, it should be deleted.

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lots of piss porn :3

I don't know. I just want hard fetish videos and VR.
The site itself hardly matters, only the videos. I think I already know all videos on ML that are relevant to my tastes, just the same with more videos would be ok for me.

what's the pricing model like?

hell yeah xPee bro

empornium?

Fpbp

All of this plus:
>Easy download button on every video. No need to create an account, and instantly just brings up the option to save the file.
> No restrictions on what porn is allowed as the law permits.
>Don't be like pornhub and try to wage a war on "revenge porn." If you made the video, you have the right to upload it, regardless of if the whore is having second thoughts.
>No annoying messages or counteractions if people use adblock. If you choose to run ads as a free site that's fine, but it's not my job to ensure that your ads load properly, and I'll just leave and never come back if you block watching the videos

Access to webcam and trough an algorithm speed up the video according to your """beats"""

What if it's something that never existed in 720?

I'm in my thirties and believe the highest quality available should be adhered to for preservation sake. Murdering bitrate, resolution and framerate just because people like you don't care is fucking stupid.

just use vivaldi

I've got those exact panties and socks

this

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>streaming porn

Clearly it's SSHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

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I want to make this happen

Nobody cares, really.

Derpibooru because it doubles as pr0n and cute images of horses.

dont fuck horses you degenerate

Try and stop me then, Jow Forumsayboy

jokes on you im a heterosexual, now stop jerkin it to animals

I'll stop spanking it to horses once i get through my OneTab'd fap sessions

It's honestly the best site.

All videos load (most of the ones on BooLoo don't)
Actual color (most of the ones on XNXX have a strong yellow tint)
Audio and video synchronized (I gave up, and watch with the sound off)
No ads

Maybe these things are fixable?

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Wtf nigger

Something no one here has suggested: ban duplicates. I'm tired of dealing with duplicate videos that trim the video, fuck up the quality, clutter search results and change the title to "busty milf met her at www . hookup . com free" while the original video is buried and never able to be found because of lack of tags like another user said.
>tag voting
>no duplicates

Let the retards deal with ads

Stop.

I can live with 480p desu
But ban all 60fps shit, it makes it look really stupid imo.

Organized Categories and Subcategories is what other websites are very bad at doing it, all seems automated and inaccurate.

We want to see every cunt hair in HD.

It works like any porn site but it forwards your browsing history to your mother

If I want creampies I don't want fucking oral creampies. That should have its own word anyway.

Gentoo Porn

fuck off

lewdthinkpadsinpanties.com/

not registered yet

UwU

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>The ability to loop a segment of a video.
this.

there should be a slashdot.org based rating system for names, if it goes too low then the highest rated sub comment gets to choose the name. no more interracial cuck videos disguised as vanilla porn.

christ my thinkpad has a baddragon sticker too.. what the fuck is wrong with all of us

Why are a disproportionate amount of ThinkPad users total faggots? Like Tumblr user mentally ill trannies or anime obsessed troglodytes?

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consider suicide

Pornspider is already run by a few Jow Forumsentoomen and allegedly a Jow Forumsentoolady but they should invest more resources into marketing. There's potential imho. Why don't you join them instead of making your own? One of the guys have been posting in /wsg/ that they need people

tags
every video must have at least one of the following in each category: sex(es) of people involved (male/female, male/male ect), sex acts included in video (alias common names for the same thing titfuck = pazuri ect)
mandatory tagging of fetishes no matter how little they feature in the video

voting up or down tags increases or decreases their legitimacy for search purposes
hire barneyfag full time to remove dupes
pretty much e/x-hentai but for videos