Why does this happen

Never understood this meme.
>try to plug
>doesn't fit
>flip
>fits
Where do 2 extra flips come from?

Clearly you are the chosen one

you must always look directly at both usb and the port when inserting

I look at ur mom when interesting if you know what I mean.

d-dad?

this but it also depends on the orientation of the port
assuming you know the orientation of the port just orient the connector so the empty holes are facing the filled part of the port

The female port can be painted too

What did he mean by this?

>this whole thread
The absolute state of Jow Forums

you still havent explained how does usb??

this triggers me

>that 31 year old boomer upset abotu quantum phyisics

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> Hahaha le funny USB side meme so epic lololol

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its not a meme, its quantum physics(magic)

And yet this didn't take off

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quantum mechanics are boomer spook. electrons don't even fucking exist

They are always garbage. They fit loosely and rarely click into place, and when they do the tabs wear out super fast.

quantum mechanics is science going "oh lets deny we are in a dream universe and this shit is literal agic i cant comprehend"

my guess is that you expect to get it wrong the first try, so you give up far too easily before flipping it

sometimes i flip it 5 times

>a standard no one wanted
>a standard no one agreed upon
gee, wonder why it failed

a flimsier microb connector? sign me up

These dots (circled). This is always the top side.

Alternatively, pay attention to the split on the reverse (bottom) side.

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Are you trying to make people zero sum with that kind of talk? At least give them enough information to achieve CHiM.

imperial-library.info/node/1259/

or just look where the fucking company logo is

>implying the ports on whatever device you're plugging it in have a standard orientation
USB-C is the only way

First try: Careful push and see if correct.
Second push: Assume first was wrong, insert with confident push but does not go.
Third push: Realise it was right the first time so flip and push knowingly.
Fourth push? Throw bent USB drive across room and cry because USB port on computer is now damaged.

a chosen one would always insert USB the right way without even looking

Anticipating hermaphroditic USB-D.

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also I wonder if there is an algorithm that can insert it right the first time without looking

Because retards like you think it's clever to keep posting this Facebook tier bullshit.

Man, fuck Digimon. I'd almost always get a blob monster that would barf out literal shit for its attack

Ugreen has them too. I own some, but I understand why people wouldn't change to them

>not looking before trying to stick it in the first time

this

>>>9gag.com

Usually you have also dots or some writing on the usb stick which is noticable even without looking on it.
Anyone who has to flip his usb shit is a dumb retard.

>being this concerned with 2 seconds of your time
>missing out on this dope highbrow joke

Sucks to be you, Woz.

Numemon?

It's actually non-standard from what I've seen. I remember wondering why the fuck both sides on my A connector were identical and neither was indexed.

>not touching the tip of it to check

My dongle has an indentation for the thumb

>implying most of Jow Forums isn't american
>implying americans have a tip

It did tho

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>tfw you will never give your computer the 'D

My phone has one of these. They're an absolute meme, because the convenience of a symmetrical USB cable is outweighed by the annoyance of never being able to borrow someone else's.

Feel for the side with the usb drawing.

The real question is why did it take so long for USB-C to get invented and why it isn't a computer standard already.

Omg! These posts are SO relatable! Upvoted! Hope you have a nice day! :)

*snap*

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based

>implying most of Jow Forums isn't american
is it?

USB-C fucking sucks though, the connection is very insecure, the plugs wiggle in the sockets and once the clit that holds it in place gets worn out you're fucked
Only a retard would trade good solutions for a shitty one just for the sake of convenience. In this case the convenience gained is far outweighed by literally everything that's wrong with USB-C by design.

Look at this gay faggot

The Apple Macbook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

You too, user.
Sending positive vibes.

>The trick is to look
yeah no shit

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who the fuck is that?
>that 30 year old boomer making people up

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sounds like a temporary problem

nou

At the same time you can't let normies borrow yours either which is good.

The side with the seam goes down or left.
Just think of the classic Boz Scaggs album if you forget.

Horizontal port : seam goes down.
Vertical port : seam goes left.

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It's possible things will change.. but USB-C is a standard from 2014. It's still not something you fond on the front of most PC cases. I have one port, ONE - on the back of my motherboard. And I have a pair of BT headphones which are charged by a USB-C port. It came with a USB-A to USB-C cable (so you can use standard chargers, I guess). I still don't have a USB-C to USB-C cable and I've never used the port on the back of my motherboard - ever. And I'm guessing that charging cable I have can't even do data (never tested).

Honestly.. USB-C seems like a bit of a failure. The port isn't common enough on laptops / PC cases / etc so it's not standard on USB sticks or card readers or external HDDs or anything at all, really.

>USB-C is a standard from 2014
yeah and it's growing. what, do you want to go back to microUSB?

exactly. woman at my job always "forgets" her charging cable. always kept asking me for a cable everyday but would always tell her I left it in the car (i really did), one day i brought it down, asks me "user, ya got one?" looks down at the cable "pfft this is a samsung one, this won't work"

they can. if they have an iphone. which is a lot of people... :^)

woah duude xD, that is like, SOOOOOO relatable amirite???

That's why USB-C was created.

I can't wait for everything to be USB-C.

macbook meme.

fuck off to 9gag and never come back

Because then ports would be getting destroyed all the time.
I prefer buying a new USB cable than having to buy a new motherboard, frontal panel, or any device that used USB because the USB port would be rendered useless with time.

Because they went full retard with the standard, currently USB C is dangerous because nobody follows the standards.

those are the technical terms, if you cant manage such complex terminology you shouldn't even be on this board senpai