Google ‘Cobalt’ is OS-wide Google Analytics

>Google’s Fuchsia Team has decided to build analytics directly into the operating system.

>According to the official documentation, Cobalt “is a system for collecting metrics from Fuchsia devices, sending metric observations to servers running in the cloud, aggregating and analyzing the collected observations and generating useful reports and visualizations.”

Thoughts on Cobalt?

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wtf i love the cloud now

>google
>botnet
did you just find out?

Color me surprised

Fuschia is DOA

Why don't you want Google Analytics embedded into the OS?

Same reason I don't want dragon dildo embedded in my ass

Why don't you want to be monitored 24/7? Got something to hide? I'm not using the data for anything malicious just now let me have it

But they're not interested into what kind of porn you browse, LOL.
Only in technical stuff that can help them improve the OS.

>there were shills who believed that this can replace GNU/Linux

But they are. There's a buyer for every identifiable trait in people.

xDDDDDDD

Google employees litterally published a book on the information they have on porn. And have you even seen their leaked video.

Who wouldn't want a dragon dildo embedded into their ass?

>there were shills who believed that this can replace GNU/Linux
I still believe it will.

>And have you even seen their leaked video.
Yes, and I never understood what is so "terrifying" about it...

I wouldn't. Just told you that m80.
Post pic of what do you want in your ass. For science

I ungoogled fuchsia possible?

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Gentoo

>Only in technical stuff that can help them improve the OS
Have you slept through 2013? PRISM project, no? Guess not.

>Google re-brand of LittleKernel now has botnet built-in
Who could have predicted that evil corporation did evil things

not only are they forcing us to send our data to them, now we have to process it for them too.

spbp

post it

Fuck it, take me the fuck away
I don't give a shit anymore.

cloud is the future whether we like it or not, and multibillion dollar marketing schemes and the general shittiness of FOSS and the retardation of the general public will keep it that way

I can't wait to see all the people who currently defend Android lining up in 5-10 years' time to defend this even more nightmarish piece of shit.

This is definitely their "selfish ledger" concept being implemented

Came here to post this as well.

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It will actually replace Windows