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ITT: Show us your injuries
lmao
should have done it properly and just kys you attention seeking edgy faggots
Emo pussy faggot
most visible scars are from my childhood
nose: brother threw a glass in my face
tummy: fell from a tree and scratched up my chest to my tummy with an branch
upper left side back: father kicked me, still can't move left arm right
middle left side back: also kicks
hands: cat
knee: cut up once because i crashed into a lamp and a big ass glass shard landed in it. got stitched.
Holy shit, you ok?
Seems you have a rough relationship with your father
it's k
Do I win
I hope so
Good luck lad
Yes
I seriously hope you guys didn't cut your dicks off
cross dressing is good family friendly fun but there are some lines you shouldn't cross
>cross dressing is good family friendly fun
not an emo pussy faggot
when i was littel whenever i did something wrong i was beatin badly so when i got a littel bit older and had no one to beat me i punished my self for my bad deeds wich weren't that big like i drank today then i should sufer for that i didn't do good in school etc now im an older gentlmen a shamed of this scars
I see your parents used you as an ashtray
Why was there no scars category
because they're all scars dummy
the question is where do the scars come from
how did you get scars on both of your knees
oh woops I didn't think of it like that, how are childhood memories scars though?
learning to sail in a crappy optimist boat desu
what's up with the childhood memory over your benis
oops wrong image but not bad enough to warrant deleting
dunno.
falling off a swingset
smashing facefirst into a glass window
getting diddled by uncle barry
the usual child stuff
when i was a kid some guy thought it would be funny to kick me in the balles or something but he missed and hit my pocket instead and in my pocket there was a key (like picrelated) and it has a sharp end and the sharp end went and hit my benis. After that i pissed blood for like a few weeks, but never really bad happened. The thought that it could hit a little bit lower and fug up my testicles still really makes my noggin joggin desu.
should those all come under a general scar category (apart from the uncle one)
woah, that must've been painful as hell
is there a hole or something there now?
how old were you?
I dunno man I am not the lord emperor of scar taxonomy
I'm guessing the idea behind it is that scars during childhood are more normal because kids are sperges and retarded
No, just a scar around 5cm long desu.
I was ummm like 10 i think? Dont really remember desu.
actually forgot the nose last time
its not really visible or anything but its broken to shit
somehow its not a good idea to get hit by a chair on a head
I should clear this up the red mark on my wrist was accidental moral of the story don’t cut with the blade towards you
the realities of opportunistic ball kicking, kids can be major cunts
you're lucky you still have ur balls ruskie
I mean, that would be pretty fortunate thing to happen though desu
>opportunistic ball kicking
we called them cobra bites when you flick your 2 fingers quickly at somebodies balls , its funny as hell when you are kids
>being fed male hormones to initiate puberty and not being able to ever get kids
yeah, pretty fortunate
yeah I thought about that after posting
it's okay there are other ways desu
what if a cobra actually bit your balls
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Nothing surpasses in epicness ye good ole` genital mutilation by kicking in teh balles though to be completely honest with you my famalampai
do you think they won't prescribe you male hormones when you're a 12yo without balls?
Well if i ask them kindly they surely would prescribe me le titty skittles, no?
well I'm sure it'd be extremely painful if nothing else tbdesu
for you
Im a big xir
well congratulations, you got yourself castrated
so whats the next step in your master plan?
cut your hair
you look like a faggot
Crashing this life with no survivors
stfu dad its not a phase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
holy shit I do sound like a boomer
cut your hair though, you don't pass and look like a faggot
your hair is fairly long too siberia user, if I got the right guy
but some kid mistaken me for a girl recently so get btfoed epicc shtoyle with facts anmd logic and i also like it so no
in the movie only CIA and his pals die in that scene
it isnt really i already have his pics in my blacked folder
e̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶m̶ ̶e̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶t̶y̶l̶e̶
i havent seen it actually lole
its short now, I just cut it like 3 times a year and that was right before i did that
maybe he was just blind?
I'm not telling you to cut it short, just do something with it, they look so out of place on you
>he collects user's pics
creep
Broke nose 3 times mountain biking, 1 time skating and 1 time combat sport.
must be some other russian then
what happened to all the other russians anyway, it's just you, dr boomer, and abe left
there used to be a bunch more
>i havent seen it
basically bane wants to make it look like he died in the plane crash
>I just cut it like 3 times a year
wow same here
cutting hair regularly or to maintain a style is for gays
I wish they would all left desu
Theres also j___y but it looks like he doesnt browse it as often as before
the cobra would lose its teeth i have balls of steel
I thought they were based, Russians are always characters
> cutting hair regularly or to maintain a style is for gays
h-haha, yeah, that
I just like them a little longer, besides its not like its gonna last, maybe 2-3 years left at max so I'd rather have them longer now.
>maybe 2-3 years left at max
wait you mean in terms of having hair? or something else
Most certainly he wasnt blind, as he was able to see me clearly
no they make me really angery
>no they make me really angery
that's kinda funny desu why do you hate the other russians so much
>no they make me really angery
i dont know i just kinda subconsciously cant stand them lole
Ye, I'm old and started balding, not really noticeable yet but at some point it will be. I dread that day tbqh.
maybe it's similar to oof hate
but oof is a based thing to say how can you hate it
No, its a normal thing to hate russians.
t. libtard
die you fucking l*Bfag
the shit board is this way >>>/dvach.hk/
fucking die
don't worry vlad we know not all of you are deceptive backstabbers trying to twist the knife into western democracy
'No'
that's not very patriotic of you ivan
oof
i'm just stating a fact
besides I never said I personally hate anyone
>left red marks
IMAGINE the feeling d*mb oof poster
OOF
god i wish that were me
based, but bluepilled because of oof
also goodnight ruskie going to slep now
good nite
i cant remember any significant injury in my life
weird
WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE HAVE DICK SCARS
WTF
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I only broke my leg once