What the fuck is his problem?

He's a cool guy. Just because you envy him doesn't make him less amazing

So have they put the kids back in the cave yet so we can see the submarine in action?

If you're into spelunking Thailand has some of the best holes you'll find. The caves are nice too.

New MythBusters episode when?

basically notch only science in stead of videogames
>does whatever comes to his head without giving a fuck
>people make fun of him because he what he wants instead of following patterns
>uses word like cunt pedo and retard without a care as to who will cry about it
>based

Too much time browsing Jow Forums. The maymays are starting to bleed into his daily life. Many such cases.

No I'm not Anderson Cooper. If you were an actual journalist you'd know this because Jow Forums rules say that only those above 18 years old can post on Jow Forums

Because he's an attention seeking man whore. His companies don't create shit, all he does is get money from the government, use it on PR for himself, and act like he's a genius in every field.

And now he has been exploiting tragedies such as the Thai cave idiot saga and Flint water crises, he doesn't actually contribute to their solution or help those affected, but only talks about how his great companies and the brilliant people who work there are working on it.

>Thailand has some of the best holes you'll find
hmmm

his balls are in a screw clamp right now, because he doesn't deliver what he promised to his investors

I don't give a fuck if you're being ironic, unironically go the fuck back to Jow Forumsthe_donald and never return to Jow Forums

There is literally nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

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>Be musk
>find out about the kids in the cave
>put your best on making a minisub with stuff lying around from your rockets
>have everything to lose with this
>nothing to win.
>kids get out
>one of the divers tells on international news to shove his minisub where the sun doesnt shine.

But musk is a idiot for responding to this, his pedo insult message looks like something a drunk dude would send out.

T. pedophile

stay mad

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How can I go back to somewhere wherE I i never was in the first place

liking loli doesn't make a pedophile

Fuck off with that retardation.

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>Comparing notch to Musk
That might one of the most retarded points I've ever read on this damn board and fuck, there is a lot of retarded shit going on here.
Are you seriously comparing this fatass, noskill, lazy, terrible java programmer to one of the most successfull engineers of this decade, who works all day every day?

notch
>fatass
>lazy
>terrible java programmer
>racked autismbucks in the early age of early access
>one of the most criticized devs of all time (rightfully)
>hired gingy mac swede to save the thing, he ended up reworking 90% of the smelly mess notch made
>Got super lucky and sold his game
What does he do the day after ? Buys a fuckhuge mansion just for him and disappears.

Musk
>works 24/7
>almost a self made man
>brilliant engineer
>made a fortune in useful shit
>spends sub-% on stupid shit

Both spurt some stupid comments but the guys just aren't comparable my poor child. Stop spouting nonsense.

t. not even a musk fan, just hating notch.

>>put your best on making a minisub with stuff lying around from your rockets
There was no reason to use rocket parts apart from promoting space X, which was the goal of the whole "project", not to save the boys.
>>have everything to lose with this
What exactly could he have personally lost? The only ones who would have lost anything would have been the Thai boys, who would have definitely died in the high-tech caskets he had his third rate engineers whip up.
>>nothing to win.
He did initially win a lot of free publicity, until people started calling him out on his shameless exploitation of a tragedy to draw attention toward himself and his bullshit company.
>>kids get out
With zero help from Musk.
>>one of the divers tells on international news to shove his minisub where the sun doesnt shine.
And he in return calls a man who actually made a difference in helping those boys a pedo.

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Musk is Steve Jobs 2.0.

>>have everything to lose with this
>>nothing to win.
He 60% made it to help the kids, 40% for a PR boost.

There's strong possibility they really are.

this

There is unironically only one reason why a middle age British man expats to Thailand. It's not the street food.

Neck yourself pedo scum

This, pretty much every rich western male who moves to thailand is there to fuck thai hookers&ladyboys on the cheap.

Neck yourself redditor newfag

What the fuck kind of logic is that?

Just watch. No way in hell that guy sues for defamation. Musk would send an investigatory team and the gig would be up. That guy will say nothing.

Grandpa here.

Pedo scare started somewhere in the early 2000s. Before that no one gave a fuck about it.

There's one recent video on liveleak where 15 y/o girl is killed and her skull cracked open with a hammer and this is perfectly fine and acceptable on modern internet so hypocrisy is ultra strong in that shit.

You're full of shit, the late 80s and early 90s had a full blown pedo scare in the form of satanic panic.

>British caver Vern Unsworth, 63, who lives in Chiang Rai.

Just reading this sentence gives me pedo vibes.

I started this site mid 2ks and the amount of pedos here was awe inspiring. Too bad all the newfags are a bunch of anti cucks.

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Notch
>Actually made billions by making a game loved by hundreds of thousands of people
Must
>Actually just runs a pyramid scheme where he's failing projects and companies one after the other.

No. Pedo shit was super easily obtainable on news groups, like no censorship at all, would almost call it mainstream. It was gore that was super hard to obtain and was considered borderline taboo (as it really should be).

In the 80s shitton of porn (especially german) was made with underdeveloped actresses that would act like kids just to give you that illusion of fucking 12 y/o loli.

Elkins parents were pretty rich. Just like almost every billionaires parents.

>Pedo scare started somewhere in the early 2000s
Nope. It's just wrong.
>the amount of pedos here was awe inspiring
It was mostly a running joke with shock value. There was regular "wait are you guys serious about pedo and racims" threads on /b/ in mid 2000. 90% of the people said they were'nt actually racists and pedos, they just wanted to vent their IRL by making bad jokes. The real pedos went to other lower profile chans, usenet and closed spaces to share actual content. Sometimes some random pedo picture surfaced on Jow Forums and everyone talked about it for the rest of the day.
>anti cucks
what

>What the fuck is his problem?
Swimmer dude is probably a pedophile

> a running joke
>daily cp and model threads

Yeah sure bud. I came here everyday to participate in Vlad model threads but I'm sure we were all just joking right?

ITT: Buttblasted pedos

models threads were daily, that's not CP.
I was a daily /b/ visitor for years and actual graphic content was nearly never posted. Get your memory straight for fuck sake.

Aren't Teslas loved by hundreds of thousands of people?

>get banned for posting mara green

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I separated models and cp. I saw cp nearly every time I visited /b/ around 2007.

My memory is straight. You probably weren't quick enough to catch them or stayed tunneled in threads that interested you. That's not even including file embed sink shenanigans and gmask.

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I know that feel

Although its mostly Lera for me

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Who?

I liked it when the servers crashed, admins were locked out and CP stayed on page 0 for hours.

The only thing they are known for is killing people.

You made me laugh thanks, pic related is getting assblasted

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I can't remember back then if it locked out full file access when that happened? Was only the thumbnails visible or could you actually open the file in full?

>weekly musk hate threads on Jow Forums for years as everyone else sucked him off
>this post

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based

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The next Block 5 launch payload should be his phone

source?

You could access the whole file, the POST requests and the update engine were fucked tho.

How would a fedora-donning reddit brony actually feel about this image?

fpbp

>>works 24/7
the scientists do
he's basically just a marketing front for the team of autistics and sperglords that do all the hard work

>I have no idea what i'm talking about
He does work all day every day
Say what you want about the guy, I don't really care, but he works a lot.

If twitter shitposting is a job I must be the greatest scientist on Earth.

>"""brilliant engineer""""
>burgers really believe this
he is marketing guy. he is "brilliant" in this area and his charisma does the rest.
but he has zero fucking clue about anything science or engineering related and his never achieved anything in this fields.

nice double spacing assfaggot. fuck off

If that diver doesn't sue Elon Musk for libel, then Elon might be right. Probably the only reason you wouldn't want to sue for defamation of character after an accusation like that, is probably because you have skeletons in the closet you don't want to come out in any sort of lawsuit discovery.

Yeah
Typing
Like
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>double spacing

At least learn what reddit posting is before you make an ass out of yourself.

>taught himself himself 'Basic' programming as a young kid in less than 3-4 days
>built 5 startups from the ground up from nothing but his expanding intellectual capital
>master builder of fully integrated, systems engineered industries
>2 startup exits, the 1st of which sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, 2nd for billions of dollars
>2 IPOs with Solar City and Tesla against all industry and historical odds of success
>actual space visionary with ambitious goals
>aware of climate change and the global pollution, doesn't ride the fossil fuel train

He is no less that one of the most brilliant people of the century.

He's panicking because his Ponzi scheme is up.

How many Model 3's were produced this month?

>66758902
Got called out for a PR stunt by guy who actually rescued the kids. Called said guy a pedo in retaliation because his small ego can't handle it.

Get sued and the guy donates the damages to charity, Musk and his fans eternally BTFO.

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COOL IT BUD

Damn. This is really it, isn't it ... Elon and everything will be sort of flushed away like what is happening to Papa John when he said nigger.

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Sure is summer...

Sir, what do you think of this debacle?

go to tumblr and write html and css faggot nigger kike

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Underrated

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His bullshitting tactics are very Steve Jobsian, even if Musk has personally described Jobs as being "kind of a jerk".

Because he disagrees with the child-fucking lifestyle?

It's pretty fucking obvious they put those kids in the cave so they could fuck them

Way too early to tell

People get more offended calling black people niggers than calling a white guy living in Thailand a pedo

Get over yourself, its been summer for the past 10 years, you would probably even cringe at the "old" Jow Forums

fpbp

Anyone hatting on Musk is a jelly leftie retard who couldn't even dream of being as alpha as Musk. When you reach Musk's levels of ambition and success you can do whatever the fuck you want, including calling people that discredit you for no reason pedophiles.

a triple-divorced, drug using, employee exploiting anti-humanist technocrat who probably cares more about his companies than his children, some kind of fucking dust planet more than earth and self-righteous fringe politics rather than cooperation. and you are surprised by this behavior?

he just went out of the loop

kys acolyte

ad hominem. It's what children do when their fee fees get hurt.

>nothing to win

Being an international hero isn't nothing.

based&checked

Because he's probably been under stress from having the media shit on him.for trying to help and that diver's comment was the straw that broke the camel's back