Hey, user. We're so glad you could make it

>Hey, user. We're so glad you could make it.
>How's that app going?

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What app?

the face-altering one that helps 4/10s get dates with chad

i-i am f-fine thanks

>y-you too

"good"
>get my food and go eat alone in my room

>Eh, I'm not a millionaire yet but I'll get there :)
>How's it going with you guys?
>Oh that's nice
>Mind if I sit here with you?
Just try user, it's fine, really

Is that situation supposed to be awkward?

Why am I making an app in first place? Phonefags are cancer piece of shits most of the time. I rather build an x64 application for Windows or Linux

nice
planning to port the app to windows/macos/linux soon
and maybe make a web version

>Why am I making an app
>I rather build an x64 app

Hey, the girls to the left of glasses girl are at least 5/10, with the front left girl being at least a 6/10.

I thought I came to work, but my workplace is a dungeon.

*SMACK*
"who the fuck told you you can speak to me bitch"
*they all begin fighting over the rights to give me the succ*

>he makes his applications with one specific architecture in mind

... still working on it.

"I didn't order any appetizers".
Also, imagine the smell.

>things that will never happen
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Keep on dreaming, not even the most morbidly obese whale would get turned on by that kind of shit

>you mean my dating app for guys with big dicks? Going great, iwas the first member you should check it out.
> Oh user please use your heavenly cock to impregnate each of us
>*sigh* if you insist....

Every time

You dumb sluts wouldn't understand it anyway. Should I humour you and try to explain something that is beyond your comprehension? or should you all shut the fuck up and pass the chips like good little submissive women.?

>but first user, show us the app, as a teaser of what's to come
*Pulls out iPhone*

anything that isn't x64 is niggerish
.t king Terry

Literally me