If you died right now, what's the most embarrassing thing your family would find on your smartphone or PC?

If you died right now, what's the most embarrassing thing your family would find on your smartphone or PC?

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probably that I browse Jow Forums

Nothing
It's encrypted

This. My family already has learned about anything that could be more embarrassing to me.

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my extensive collection of cybersex logs and pictures + recordings of lesbian/bisexual women I catfished by pretending to be a teenage girl

I don't think they would really understand what they were looking at

>Banal Jow Forums porn webms on my phone
>Autistic personal writings/beliefs on PC
I have not yet lived

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After catfishing did you let them know about your trolling habits/real intentions?

Probably my collection of shemales ejaculating in guys mouths videos.
It's extra taboo if the guy swallows due to the estrogens transferred to the transsexuals semen.

we're talking weeks, months long catfish operations
I even had an entire persona of pictures and short recordings and her own social media stuff
they never found out at least never told me they found out, I would just disappear if things were getting boring or weird (older lesbians really want to meet younger ones, badly)

they probably wouldnt look through it to be honest.

That was sad.

Nudes of a very close family friend from back when she was of questionable age. Received them like 8 years ago and never deleted.

CP, whoops I'm sorry

I have similar contentious footage but probably worse. It's my best friend taking pictures of his girlfriend from 10 years ago, then he fucks her. I've fapped countless times to the nudes cause I was very envious. Don't ask me how I got it, if it had to prove anything back in the days it's that I was born to lurk on this board of degenerates.

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Porn, including illegal one.

Malware from the NSA

Even they know about it since Edward Snowden was all over the place, they'd be embarrassed to learn their child didn't listen to all of the warnings.

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also my reaction pics and waifu folder

>also, checked

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probably my thousands of furry porn images

that I drew myself

All my 30yr old boomer pictures

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>tfw got an agreement with 2 friends in case upon my death they destroy my hard disks

probably my scat porn
shit's annoying to find again especially the good stuff because the quality gets worse each reupload

This, I encrypt all my data without exception
But if for some reason they could decrypt my drives, it would be my staetopygia + down syndrome folder

This, ironically.

I'm more worried about them finding my dildos

Straight vanilla furry porn

DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

>older lesbians really want to meet younger ones, badly

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>vanilla furry porn
You don't even know how deep you are.

Amateur

this thread

Desktop is encrypted, so a lot of indecipherable 1s and 0s. My phone isn't, though. Worst they would find is the e621 app that I've been writing.

That and "Reddit is Fun", I'm not sure which is worse.

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I'm dead. Why would it matter?

fpbp. You can't sink lower.

I want ghost posters to fuck off

Definitely the furry porn. Specifically the Kemoshota.

meta

100 gigs of lolidom.

Lots of categories of high quality images and videos rendered by myself from high sizes condensed into a 2tb SSD 94% full. The end of the road is near

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my smartphone is clean, nothing on it, because i dont trust smartphones, they are 24/7/365 snitches for the government and corporate overlords, NEVER TRUST a smartphone NEVER!!!

Probably my pepe collection

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what the fuck?

furry porn and hentai.though they know about both.hell one time my sister stole one of my sd cards and found fucking "best friends 4ever" on it.

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A lot of anime, but everybody knows i watch it.

Maybe the pics of my adventure with my step sister.

post em

my expansion porn probably

My youtube channel logged in and all the softcore pony plush porn I make.