Meet the woman in charge of Google's emoji design

blog.google/she-word/emo-gee-s-cool-job-meet-woman-who-designs-googles-emoji/

Does Jow Forums use emo/g/?

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If I can't use stickers, emoji are fine too

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Yes, helps manitulating the mood.
Usefull tool

>2016
>"emojis are cancer"
>2018
>"you can use it to get in bed with someone, so they're good"

I miss the msn emoticons

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That chicks glassses are ugly as hell. She hes no style at all.

WHAT A SUPRISE

>God tier blobs not long ago
>Ugly Apple ripoff gradient now

Is she the reason we lost our cute blob?

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Blobs were better.

You could use them for that, but emotions are transported by them and moods are set even if you dislike them, we simply cant escape our biology.
I never had a problems with emojis, but sure as hell I am happy we stopped using those animations, they where cancer

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hands down the best ever

blobs are shit forced by SJWs to make emojis seem more universal

A lternative mood influencing tool would be colors, but, if people get the option of changeing color fonts, messaging will become really cancerous (kindergarden style)
So emojis are a good system if you keep them yelloe

i wonder how women would survive in the workplace if these made-up workplaces wouldnt exist

can we get the 450k starting salary meme up in here?

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Yeah. Emojis are really useful to set the tone of the text

>emoji

back in the day they were called smileys

>Over 2,800 different emojis with Unicode 11.0
>Still no \LaTeX support for applications other than the jewbook messenger
Guess how I can tell tech is full of double-digit IQ cucklords

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Imagine if your job is to draw smiley faces.

Rip egg

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>she draws faces and gets paid big $$$
>you still haven't left mom's house

kek

>User icon is an Android 7 emoji
the absolute madman

yes, the thonking emoji.

shoo shoo blobs hater.

ENDURANCE RUN

>It's inclusion when we exclude by venue of alteration instead of just adding an additional icon without an egg
Says a lot about their lack of mental capacity.

i think commies have point when they say capitalism doesn't work. i mean it does but it's not the most effective system in terms of resource allocation.

1. Use Windows 10
2. Press Win + ;
3. ???
4. Profit

>salad with egg
>everyone except vegans can eat it
>salad without egg
>literally everyone can eat it
How's this not inclusion?

how do you disable this my man

nevermind damn

Why would you do that? Are you some kind of retard brainwashed by mgtow who unironically thinks feeling emotions makes him somewhat less of a person?

My religion demands that any salad I eat must contain egg, you bigot.

yes

It's actually a ruse. The egg is still there, just coded under the lettuce. They're fooling vegans into emoting non-vegan salads.

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Rest in RIP ;w;

>>salad without egg
>>literally everyone can eat it
Wrong.

And grass is also something both animals and humans can eat.
haha

Humans can't digest grass you absolute moron. We're not horses.

Emoticons*

don't tread on my feels user

>what is bread made from

>Humans can't digest grass you absolute moron.
We dissolve nutrients via acid and only let cellulose pile through. So we do digest components just like with all food, you utter imbecile.

The crushed seeds of some types of grass.
Also it is cooked. Raw potatoes give you almost nothing, cooked potatoes are loaded with energy for you.

Eating grass gives you no energy.

hahahah maan awesome memes right there laughin with bros here in starbucks :D

She (?) looks exactly like Iโ€™d expect.

how many indians work at google?

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>being this much of a fucking idiot
Just go back to school. Holy shit.

I miss the blobs.
;_;

Your ad hom is not an argument. One academic google search proves nutrient extraction does happen even if minor. You talk of school yet you can't even google, the institution is a waste on you.

>back in the day they were called smileys

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You might have a point if you were talking about medical conditions, but vegan is an ideological position people choose to have. I can declare myself an eggtarian where every meal has to have an egg in it and then I'm not included. Satisfying every ideological position is impractical on a good day and literally impossible on a bad one (the second two ideological positions demand two directly contradicting things you're done).

I love how you think you deserve anything else than being called a retard. Absolutely braindead lmao.

I love how you have no argument save for insulting academic documented facts like a retard too proud to admit his stupidity and fix himself.

I hate emoji with a passion

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I love how you smile in the morning, user :3

I've never tried scattering shitty emojis all over this Bavarian Basketball Board.
I'm about to try.

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this board was Jow Forums - guro once...
we are in the worst timeline.

Oh thank you, hiroshimoot

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you can add egg as an extra to an egg-free salad, salad that comes with an egg by default contaminates the entire salad from the get go
another thing is that vegans are significant enough to matter in these situations, your eggtarian ideology with 3 followers isn't significant enough

see above

NOICE

lmao

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glad I thought you guys how to use them

No need, your first post alone was comical enough for me to label you as a clueless retard. But please carry on, I'd like to hear your interpretation of these " academic documented facts" you just googled. Lmao.

Is this thread literary one guy from Google with 40 different IPs carrying out a monolog seem as a dialog to shill Google emojis?
Nobody likes emojis, get over it. Emoticons, yes, emojis, no.

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Vegans don't want to be included it is why they are vegans

>MS Bob

When did time fly?

Put some SPARKLE in your life sweetie

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Unicode is SJW bloat
Emojis are bloat

:^) is the only expression needed.

There's no interpretation you dumb nigger.
Cellulose (or lignin) doesn't trap other nutrients that can be found in grasses.
The juice from just rending it through your teeth for instance holds free nutrients unhindered by lignin as apparent with the presence of taste (aminoacids, vitamins, minerals). Guess what sense of taste reacts to when stuffing something into your mouth? Digestible nutrients already starting the process in your mouth depending on the pH level in it, you dumb nigger.

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(bah)(alien)

Only oldfags will remember this

HAHAHA okay google scientist, careful your brain is overheating.

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>she couldve just copied twitter's cute, flat design
>she didnt
she'll be looking for a job in a couple weeks

I'm sure this'll put an end to school shootings.

salads dont have eggs
salads are for veggies
this is fine

shes honestly cute

Guys how do I add teh poop emoji under Hackerman keyboard?

That's a fucking man isn't it?

this, talking to somebody from say another "place" or community on the internet can be hard as fuck since you literally have to explain yourself or you cant be sure if they took it the right way or not

>Why doesn't Google have two emojis for fucking salad because that's totally how the Unicode standard works.
Says alot about your lack of mental capacity.

>people are paid salaries for this

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The day scientific journals allow emojis in articles will be the day I neck myself

This.
Emoji do not belong in a professional environment, no ifs no buts.
It's why techbros spamming them everywhere are insufferable.

I think this will never happen. Scientific communication works well without them. Still, it would be nice to see an article in "Physical Review [B-Emoji]" just for shits and giggles. Also,
>Implying diagrams aren't very autistic emojis

The Unicode standard is constantly being tweaked and mingled with extensions and hacks in the past few years.
That you don't know this says a lot about your lack of mental capacity.

>another thing is that vegans are significant enough to matter
Vegans are a rarity on this planet.
The majority societies where veganism is rampant aren't vegan by choice but because meat is a luxury that can kill a household's livelihood, and you will rarely (never) find "vegetarians" in those societies who don't instantly jump at meat when it is served because those are 3rd world places where survival is more important than ideological pickiness.

Emojis are good for determining who I do not wish to speak with.

blobs where CUTE

>(((diversity))) officer

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I take it you just completely forgot about the hundred different permutations of the person and family emojis?

can we get people to put money together for a contract killer? i kinda want this bitch dead

They're way better than these

Having eggs in a salad lol