Alarm clocks are technology

i have one of those phillips wake up lights. its really nice.

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I have one that looks almost identical.

I typically use two alarms: that one which acts as a "softer alarm" right by my bedside and which just plays news on the radio, and a "loud" alarm on my phone several meters away, a few minutes later. Waking up in gradual phases is quite nice in my experience.

I always wake up on my own at 6:15. If I'm not out of bed by 6:30, my miniature schnauzer will come over to get me up.

I used to have that very clock, but the buttons became unresponsive after a while. Luckily it was $3 from the thrift store.

Hoping to find something like this one day, or those flip-digit displays. In the meantime I'm using an old phone.

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here’s mine

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This plus tablet, just to be safe

>I bet op is the kind of onions-injected numale who needs to have a fucking separate oven, stove, refrigerator, fridge, bathtub, and shower in his condo

>a fucking separate oven, stove, refrigerator, fridge, bathtub, and shower
What device lets you do all of these things at once???

Jesus...
Who hurt you, user?

My circadian rhythm, usually. If I need to wake up at some other time I use my phone or watch.

I'll tell you who...

[spoiler]the redditor who screencapped this[spoiler]

This thing. I don't like having to fuck with my phone while half asleep, and an actual clock lets me just open my eyes and see what time it is when I wake up in the middle of the night or whatever. It also lets me have two separate devices in two places with two alarms so I can't just smash the snooze button and go back to sleep when I need to be up for something.

Goddamnit, I forgot the fucking picture.

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Any alarm clock that isnt battery powered please.
Fuck phone alarm clocks, with how bloated to hell and back these pieces of junk are you couldn't trust an app to work even if its ad driven profit depended on it.
Kys zoomer

Even a neet should be taking advantage of the day. You only have so long till your heart gives out from your terrible lifestyle, after all.

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>put ice in the bathtub
refrigerator
>add salt
freezer
>shower head installed
shower
>fill toilet with camp stove fuel
stove
>put a cover on it
oven

I dont need an alarm clock, i go to bed at a decent hour, (between 9 and 10) sleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed at 5 am every morning

/bread

The phone is not allowed in the bedroom.
An old netbook and a pair of bluetooth connected speakers is but that is allowed because of using redshift and only listening to spoken word which is good for falling asleep.

DIY clock that I can control via my phone

None. Maybe if they were gps or could synchronize based on some terrestrial radio I'd bother having one.

The generic aosp timer app works fine.

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>sleeping too much and ruining your fat body even more

Yamaha radio clocks are GOAT

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Meh. I still picked up a fire TV stick anyway, despite having a ps4 and Xbox one S. It's nice to play vidya on a console hooked to my 43" monitor while I use kodi on the fire stick to have movies or TV shows on my main TV at the same time. It's convenient as fuck.

Soft modded ps2 connected to my old crt which is connected to 2 speakers

My phone and tablet are not even turned on most of the time

>What device lets you do all of these things at once???
a wife

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