How will they screw it up?
How will they screw it up?
Require Apple ID
>Can't service car
It's their first car. There are bound to many issues. It will also be overpriced and won't sell.
>can't sustain highway speed without overheating
Charge port in awkward spot
how are you supposed to sit in that? like i get these effeminate nerds have never driven anything but like c'mon.
They'll make it so thin you'll have to have your legs amputated to fit in it
U need a dongle to start the car
>can only service at apple stores
>can only charge at apple charges
>costs $100,000~
>overheats and loses performance in simple everyday driving
>battery repairs or replacements that cost a stupid amount
Mactoddlers and liberal cocksmokers will buy 1000s
butterfly steering wheel 80% failure rate
it just werks
Nice
Have to flip the whole thing upside down to charge it. Having 2 pedals is confusing so there will just be a gas pedal and if you really need to brake you can press the AC button and the gas pedal at the same time to brake. The windshield won't be glass, it will be a 10k screen shoddily glued in with a 720p webcam pointing outward to capture video of the road. Steering wheel is just a touchpad you swipe left or right to steer. 1st gen doesn't let you roll down windows, that will be introduced in 2nd gen and be heralded as revolutionary.
Top kek, and /thread/
>It just died.
You're driving it wrong.
lel
COURAGE
Where is the exhaust pipe?
I guess you can't actually drive the thing so the windows just need to be at eye level or higher.
But a car you can't ever drive is already screwed up.
>press with one foot to accelerate
>press with two feet to brake
>swipe with one foot to honk
>swipe with both feet to emergency break
>Having 2 pedals is confusing so there will just be a gas pedal and if you really need to brake you can press the AC button and the gas pedal at the same time to brake.
Who says there's going to be any pedals?
>Steering wheel is just a touchpad you swipe left or right to steer.
Who says there's going to be a steering wheel?
its electric not combustable
>turn signals will only be visible to others with apple cars
Good post
With an apple certified screwdriver duh
>brakes soldered into the chassis
Only approved mechanics can service the car without getting sued. They will put more effort into detecting repairs than to durability.
Where is the space for my head?
Look how close it is to the ground. You're going to feel every single rock you go over.
It won't be big enough for fat people to be able to get in.
>Swipe to honk
Adios, sides
>Apple uses the excess wealth of their fortune to create a network of privately-owned roads and highways that only Apple Cars can access (with a subscription)
>at each entry way, an Apple Car automatically connects to the gate over Wi-Fi Direct and sends a unique identifier for the booth to open
>since all Apple Cars are self-driving, there are no speed limits and the cars drive at top speed
>this allows riders to bypass rush hour traffic jams and get to and from work earlier than everyone else
are you an apple fig?
i think you screwed the thread meme up
>If you are sitting without the seat as far forward as possible, the wifi won't connect.
>complaints on the forum are met with accusations that you're sitting in it wrong
>engine is cooled by the body
>New Ergonomic Dildo Steering Wheel(TM)
>gesture based transmission
>charge port on the roof of the car
>pedals are rounded
>hardware backdoor build in so cia niggers can crash you when "needed"
>only Apple(TM) certified mechanics can fix it without being sued up the anus
powered by soi juice
The pedal is just one big one that takes up the area where two would go
Are those the headlights? Thats ghastly. Like straight from a horror film. Fuck this is a joke?
Doesn't come with Windows
Is this car designed for midgets?
- Proprietary log nuts
- Can't do 60 without overheating (like my old beater, that burn coolant and oil)
- Gas and brake pedals will be swapped
- Gear shiftier will be moved to a menu in a dashboard
the COURAGE
one pedal for acceleration and braking. 2 pedals is too hard
...
There won't be a screw at all.
Kek. You can't put windows on it.
>Please update to the latest iOS before driving.
>Estimated download time 6 hours.
Enjoy being late for work ya cuck
>Mandatory update that halves the range
The battery life will "just so happen" to shorten significantly after the iCar 2 is released.
Knowing Apple the entire chassis will bend if you put anything heavier than a purse in the trunk
Piratefags would find a way around it
>You wouldn't download a car
How long until its available in rose gold?
I cant think how much will be to fix a flat tire
topkek
Looks like a fancy soap case
No headphone jack
>no aux port
the apple rims are the gayest part
Haha the front and rear end would have disintegrated within a week where I live due to grinding the hills.
What I'm more interested in is:
Having these images as reference.
What regulations in the US would this car fail to pass?
FMVSS No. 302
They're not making a car you dumb fucks. They're making autonomous systems for other cars to run on. That's been known for like 2 years.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WILL NOT FLY IN THE UNITED STATES
Burgers will lose their mind over a car that they can't work on. Have you ever been around a serious redneck? That's all they do desu.
I can't really see rednecks buying an Apple car in the first place.
Charge port will require a USB-c cord
Nope, that's standard. The charge port will be 4 Lightning™ ports. It will come with quick charge but the cables won't be able to support it.
Inside the cabin.
amerifats like automatics so it'll be automatic in all of this
Also it's really hard to identify the front and rear which may prove even more hazardous than their gay rims
You know macbooks literally use USB c right?
It's going to be a shittier version of this made in India.
>It will be slow
>It will be inefficient
>It will be unsafe
Only selling it will provide is Instagram approved attention whore device.
It won't be able to keep the motor cool, so it'll go fast for a few seconds and then limit itself to 10 km/h.
Additionally the buttons in the car will have a very shallow travel distance and thus will be extremely susceptible to breaking from just a small speck of dust getting under them. Will require replacing the entire dashboard to fix one button.
Also,
>charge port on the underside of the car
>charging port is on the bottom center
>$300,000 base model (no AC, radio, brakes)
>needs an itunes account to even fucking start
It will be built in a way where any repair would cost more than replacing the whole car.
So like a key?
looks like a giant suppository
bp
>design language
i wish people who use this kind of glib nomenclature would fuck off, especially when it comes to apple
phoneposters are subhuman
The battery will become obsolete after owning it for 2 years
nice
Wireless charging only.
If it's battery car then most likely will explode after overheating
No doors.
Much like the killdozer, the top case is lowered using a crane and glued into place, and if you try to leave, Apple will sue you.
doors complicate the user-experience. iCar is meant for people who can balance design and functionality, not neckbeard "powerusers"
so basically Tesla?
no, a thing you plug your key into which then fits in a single slot on the dashboard
if you get a separate dongle, you can even listen to music while you drive
hmm, this sounds oddly familiar...
The car won't turn on when it detects an Android phone inside the car
Throttling.
right after the new yearly model is released
>muh pedo
Tesla won't sell you the part
Apple will use easily available parts but seize them if you try to buy them due to a microscopic logo then sue you for counterfeiting
the first production batch will be defective and everyone who drives one has a 70% chance of dying
the victims will be blamed for their incompetent driving / general car maintenance